Welcome to The Salty Spitoon.

[Ribbo MKII]

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How Tough are you?

Rules of the Game:
When I ask how tough are you, you have to think of the craziest reason why you think your so tough (Fun or serious), and then ask the question again for the next person?
Understand? Good, here we go:

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[InnerSandman13]

How tough am I? How tough am I?! Bruce Lee is my bitch.

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[Skittlemeister]

I am so tough that no element or combination of can hurt me in anyway, and neither can antimatter. I am everything, you are nothing.

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[philthyphillup]

I'm so tough that I watched the entire box set of Sex and the City in one sitting.

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[Time Glitch]

I'm so tough, I eat Chuck Norris AND a bag of nails for breakfast.

Some Mr. T for lunch.

With a nice helping of Sgt. Johnson for dinner.

And I shit molten titanium.

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[GOG TOXIC]

I'm so tough I beat everyone in the UFC, in one fight, with my hands and legs tied up and my eyes blind folded

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[Ribbo MKII]

I'm so tough I beat everyone in the UFC, in one fight, with my hands and legs tied up and my eyes blind folded

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Fix'd ;)

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I? I won The game.

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[Letol]

I'm so tough that I could beat up the guy behind m- uh... I mean the guy behind hi- uh... uhm... look, a squirrel! *runs away*

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[Sir Shazmanoid]

I'm so tough that I don't need to think of a clever thing to say to describe how tough I am, they just let me through anyway.

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[Ribbo MKII]

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?!

Ever heard of Jason McLeardon?
No?
Nobody has since April 8th...

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[Thefallen365]

I'm so tough, I teach a class about it. So far, Chuck Norris, The Most Insteresting Man in the World, Dumbledore, Optimus Prime, AND God are enrolled.

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[Octopocalypse]

How tough am I? I punched a pillow in the face once.
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[GOG TOXIC]

I'm so tough, I teach a class about it. So far, Chuck Norris, The Most Insteresting Man in the World, Dumbledore, Optimus Prime, AND God are enrolled.
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That is wrong. AS far as I can tell I am not taking any classes on being tough

And how tough am I?
I've never had to throw a punch. I give someone one look and the strongest people flee in terror. The rest die on the spot

[Octopocalypse]

Also I forgot to add this. I'm an atheist cause I don't believe in god. How do I know this? I killed him with my left nut.
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[AceOfSpades]

I'm so tough, tough people look not tough.

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[Jpec07]

I'm so tough that in soviet Russia, my car doesn't drive me, I drive my car.

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[Nick the Ratman]

I'm so tough I made Webster publish the word tough because it was the only word that suited me.

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[AceOfSpades]

I'm so tough [insertlamechucknorrisjokehere]

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[Skittlemeister]

I'm so tough I punched a knife with my face!

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[GOG TOXIC]

I'm so tough that I Caused the 2010 apocalypse by punching the ground.

Welcome to the salty whatchamacallit. How tough are you?

[l33tmeerkatslol]

I'm so tough, that I did this (http://www.xforgery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=80858&postcount=11).

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How gay tough are you?

[GOG TOXIC]

I'm so tough I'm surprised you even need to ask. One punch from me will send 10,000 men flying. You don't even want to know what one kick will do.

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[iTzBroken]

I've eaten a live tiger...That I found in my bathroom.

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[Ribbo MKII]

My Signature frowns upon your toughness ;)

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Beat Dragonforce through fire and flames on expert.
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[Skittlemeister]

I'm so tough I lay down and went to sleep.

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[InnerSandman13]

How tough am I? How TOUGH AM I?
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk.

[Skittlemeister]

How tough am I? How TOUGH AM I?
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk.
OH YEAH?!

I ate a nail of breakfast for bowls. WITHOUT ANY MILK!

[Coyote1023]

OH YEAH?!

I ate a nail of breakfast for bowls. WITHOUT ANY MILK!

I nailed a ate breakfast of bowls. MILK WITHOUT ANY!

[Ribbo MKII]

Oh yeah

I ate a bowl of Milk, without any nails.
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[Octopocalypse]

I nailed a ate breakfast of bowls. MILK WITHOUT ANY!

I nailed a breakfast bowl, and ate milk!

[Skittlemeister]

I nailed a breakfast bowl, and ate milk!
WITHOUT ANY MILK, I breakfasted a nail of bowls.

[ShortkidPena]

I'm so tough I ate a bowled nail of breakfast, WITHOUT ANY MALK (http://www.xforgery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9741)!!!!

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[Hadokenchild]

I broke my finger while skateboarding once. I broke it so close to the knuckle I thought I had just dislocated it. So I grabbed my finger and set it back into place. I skated with it for 2 days till I had to get it corrected. The Doctor said I did a really good job of resetting the bone in place. I was called Doogie Howzer for a while after that lol.

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[GOG TOXIC]

I'm so tough that I conquered the world with one finger

[Vinyl Scratch]

I'm so tough......ARROW'D!

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[Sotha Sil156]

I'm so tough my name is OH YEAH, SOTHA SIL!

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[Canadians360]

I'm so tough I cut off a quarter of my own left middle finger when I was six without shedding a tear, blood on the other hand was all over the place.

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[Fenian Bhoy]

I'm so tough I beat up Mr. T AND Chuck Norris at the same time.

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[Gunnergrunt]

I'm really not that tough. I'll wait outside.

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[dopeydan]

Im so tough I iron my abs, hook car batteries to my nipples, wrestle crocodiles...All at the same time!

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[RightSideTheory]

Rules of the Game:
When I ask how tough are you, you have to think of the craziest reason why you think you're so tough (Fun or serious), and then ask the question again for the next person.
Understand? Good, here we go:

fix'd.

[DIRT JOCKEY]

I got woken up in the middle of the night to a dude with an aluminum Baseball Bat trying to kill me, The first hit got me in the forehead and woke me up, I took at least 2 more hits to the head (from what I can remember) and more shots to the body than I can even guess, broke my leg (Tibia, and Fibia) 6 ribs and more soft-tissue injuries than I can explain, They were going to put me in an MRI to see everything but I walked (limped) out of the hospital that night I was so angry.

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[Cerity Insighed]

I got woken up in the middle of the night to a dude with an aluminum Baseball Bat trying to kill me, The first hit got me in the forehead and woke me up, I took at least 2 more hits to the head (from what I can remember) and more shots to the body than I can even guess, broke my leg (Tibia, and Fibia) 6 ribs and more soft-tissue injuries than I can explain, They were going to put me in an MRI to see everything but I walked (limped) out of the hospital that night I was so angry.

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I'm so tough, I nearly ate an entire piece of brocolli.

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[Ribbo MKII]

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?!
I beat Ikaruga....Twice...

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[Prod]

I'm so tough I trash talk over XBL and make 12 year olds cry.

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[Octopocalypse]

I'm so tough I trash talk over xbox live and make myself cry

[Prod]

I'm so tough I sparkle!

[Coyote1023]

I'm so toughgay I sparkle!

[Ribbo MKII]

I'm so tough I sparkle!

[RetsofNoraa]

How tough am I? How tough am I?!I'm so tough that anything I think about explodes. Right now I'm thinking about Eastern Indonesia (http://www.rttnews.com/Content/GeneralNews.aspx?Id=1386202&SM=1).


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[Drizzt]

I'm so tough I ate a guinea pig.

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[Skittlemeister]

I'm so tough I watched Twilight.

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[RetsofNoraa]

I'm so tough, I didn't just beat Halo 3 on Mythic; Mythic surrendered itself to me before I even hit 'start'.

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[An UrgeTo Dance]

I'm so tough that I was in a car accident, lost both my legs and still walked it off.

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[HLG FlashPoint]

^^^WiN!^^^

I'm so tough that I can shove a rake through my ass and still whoop yours!

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[Skittlemeister]

I'm so tough I can survive the force of ten thousand suns, set on HIGH for 4:30, then add cream and a bit of sugar, chill for 12 minutes. Serves eighteen.

Welcome to the HNNNNGGGGGHHHHHH-

[DeathsFriend22]

I'm so tough I can look at a picture of Kesha and resist the urge to rush to the shower (If you havent seen a picture of her, she looks like she hasn't washed in years).

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[jameslieb1]

I'm so tough, I don't need a reason to be tough! :D

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[Skittlemeister]

I'm so accidentally the whole 12 years old and what is this I don't even go over 9000?

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[An UrgeTo Dance]

I'm so tuff I planned to throw a water bottle at Justin Bieber but then I realized that I would actually have to go to one of his concerts.

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[NickeyPark]

I'm so tough I listened to a Miley Cyrus song...and lived to tell the tale.

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