Ask Skittlemeister

[Skittlemeister]

No really. I don't really mind.

Ask me anything. I really will answer.

It can be serious or silly.

I'll answer it.

I know Shell did it.

Just ask.

[AceOfSpades]

Why'd you type everything centered?

[l33tmeerkatslol]

What's your opinion on Devon being a unisex name?

[Prod]

Why does my gerbil keep falling over?

[mista tipsta]

Gahhh. I need to vent, /b/.

What should I do to release all of my horrible pent up anger?
explain? even though you said you didnt want to

[Denominator]

What is your favorite part of the human females anatomy? Of the male one?

[Skittlemeister]

Why'd you type everything centered?


I just feel like centered captures the attention more.

What's your opinion on Devon being a unisex name?

Uhm... well, I can't really say I care, but I honestly don't like it being a female's name. It doesn't sound right.

Why does my gerbil keep falling over?
You probably haven't fed it enough stabilizing pellets.

explain? even though you said you didnt want to
Ah, shit... Uhm... Well...

How about something else that I rage about?

My mother lacks normal common sense, and always complains about things not being done when she can very easily do it herself.

What is your favorite part of the human females anatomy? Of the male one?
I can honestly, honestly say, that the number one thing is the eyes. Really, they capture my attention. Then my mind wanders down to their waist.

I can't help it. I'm male.

And if I really had to choose my favorite male part... ick... I'm not gay. But I'd probably choose the chest.

Don't take it weirdly. I had to choose. And that's the only thing that has percentage.

[Denominator]

If you were forced to exterminate an entire species, what would it be and what qualified it for you?

[l33tmeerkatslol]

I have to say, I'd choose the chest too. I never thought about it before. What colour is your hair?

[Skittlemeister]

If you were forced to exterminate an entire species, what would it be and what qualified it for you?
Earth-bound species?

I'd want to terminate more than a species, more like the entire phylum of Arthropoda. Extremely scary to me, I feel they are useless. No wait. They eat plants. I'd exterminate Arthropoda if there was another, nicer thing that could do their job.

Species, though? Maybe mosquitoes. Really fucking annoying. And anything their related to, since it's a species.

I have to say, I'd choose the chest too. I never thought about it before. What colour is your hair?
It's a very dark shade of brown, slowly getting bleached by sun. There is a nice patch that turns blonde, grey, white, or light brown due to a discolored birthmark on my scalp in the back.

[Denominator]

If you were forced to choose a mental illness to have inflicted upon yourself, what would it be?

[Denominator]

If you had to part with a piece of your body, what would it be?

[Denominator]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Skittlemeister]

If you were forced to choose a mental illness to have inflicted upon yourself, what would it be?
Oh God... I guess the only one I can immediately think of would be Tourette's. I have no idea if it hurts you, but I know it doesn't take away your cognitive skills. I'd prefer to keep those.

If you had to part with a piece of your body, what would it be?
:D Definitely the appendix. But if not the appendix, since it's too obvious, I'd choose... hm. Maybe my salivation glands. That would be interesting, eating like a raccoon.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I've heard it was so, I think back in April last year, this one person totally did it. I saw some pictures, and from what I remember, it was exhausting.

[Denominator]

Do you like the Cheeseburger or Chicken Nugget Happy Meal ?

[Denominator]

I have you ever fed a dog oreo's, despite being told that chocolate isn't good for dogs?

[Denominator]

What is your price to have sex with a man? An animal? A recently dead chick?

[Skittlemeister]

Do you like the Cheeseburger or Chicken Nugget Happy Meal ?
I prefer neither since I despise fast-food, but the Cheeseburger sounds better.

I have you ever fed a dog oreo's, despite being told that chocolate isn't good for dogs?
I never have and will never give my dogs chocolate or strawberries.

Scratch that. I've given them a very very very small amount twice. Just remembered.

What is your price to have sex with a man? An animal? A recently dead chick?
Man:If I had to put a price on it... God. I really don't want to. But maybe like 30,000 bucks. I'd feel disgusting, though.

Animal: The same or maybe more. Feel gross as hell.

Recently dead chick: Depend how she died, anything viral, would never do it, murder, only if there were no see-able wounds, 300 bucks but I'd feel horrible, old age, never.

Etc.

[Boston]

Would you rather have your penis where your nose is, or your scrotum hanging from your chin? Remember the pros and cons of each...if there is any pros to it haha

[Skittlemeister]

Would you rather have your penis where your nose is, or your scrotum hanging from your chin? Remember the pros and cons of each...if there is any pros to it haha
Oh God wtf.

Shit. Uhm... lol. I think it'd be easiest having the penis on my nose if it wouldn't be a weird thing. Like if everyone had it. I wouldn't be embarrassed. But if it were only me, I MIGHT have to do the scrotum on chin since I could easily hide it.

I know it'd be dangerous, but it'd be the easiest to hide. I'm... kinda skittish about people seeing my dick on my face.

[Boston]

Okay if you had to choose between seeing your mom naked or seeing your dad naked, which would it be?

[Skittlemeister]

Okay if you had to choose between seeing your mom naked or seeing your dad naked, which would it be?
Ew... I really would have to pick my dad, no lies. But I wouldn't like it.

[mista tipsta]

question for Derick, have you been saving the questions for another one of these threads?

and devon.. uhh. what your middle name?

[Boston]

Would you rather go to school in your underwear like the dream that everyone has, except this time everyone notices it...or would you rather be naked at the White House and the President laugh at you, and you be on National TV!

[Denominator]

If it turned out eggs really were baby chickens, would they still be as delicious?

[Skittlemeister]

question for Derick, have you been saving the questions for another one of these threads?

and devon.. uhh. what your middle name?
No, he hasn't.

My middle name is Samuel, named after my great uncle Samuel, I think he was my great uncle.

Would you rather go to school in your underwear like the dream that everyone has, except this time everyone notices it...or would you rather be naked at the White House and the President laugh at you, and you be on National TV!
Oh shit. Oh God, that would be horrible, either way. But I think... It depends on the time frame of the National TV, if it was really short, like... no... I think I'd rather do the underwear thing, but I wouldn't like it.

If it turned out eggs really were baby chickens, would they still be as delicious?
They probably would be, but I don't know how much I'd eat them.

[Denominator]

What are your plans of escape in case of a zombie attack, a velociraptor attack and a zombie velociraptor attack respectively?

[Skittlemeister]

What are your plans of escape in case of a zombie attack, a velociraptor attack and a zombie velociraptor attack respectively?
I honestly can't say I have a well-thought out plan for escape. I don't have access to any sort of defense, and I really can't run too well due to slight fattiness and breathing problems. But I might be able to get up a tree on time.

Doubt it, though.

[Denominator]

How loud would you scream in case of a zombie attack, a velociraptor attack and a zombie velociraptor attack respectively? What level of schoolgirl shriekiness could you attain?

[Skittlemeister]

How loud would you scream in case of a zombie attack, a velociraptor attack and a zombie velociraptor attack respectively? What level of schoolgirl shriekiness could you attain?
I would scream at a very high pitch. I imagine decibels would be high.

I might be able to attain near 90% Schoolgirliness.

[mista tipsta]

how long did you believe in santa?

[Denominator]

What is your level of empathy with the female gender? Have you ever had thoughts of being a woman?

[Cerity Insighed]

Do you think pets have sexual dreams about their owners?

[Skittlemeister]

how long did you believe in santa?
I think I was seven when I "figured it all out." Maybe eight.

What is your level of empathy with the female gender? Have you ever had thoughts of being a woman?
I'd like to say it's high... I really can't know for sure, but... from viewing my own experiences, I say Ihave a between average and high level. And yes, I actually have thought of being a woman, on many occasions.

Do you think pets have sexual dreams about their owners?
I honestly can't say I believe pets have dreams involving anything other than themselves being happy. That's what my dogs always dream about, or so it seems, always yipping and running in their sleep.

[Cerity Insighed]

How are you doing on the map?

[Denominator]

Do you consider masturbation to be homosexual? Would it be homosexual to have sexual acts with a perfect clone of yourself?

[Hadokenchild]

Who keeps leaving flaming bags of poo on my doorstep?

[Cerity Insighed]

Do you believe that controlled, healthy prostitution should be legalized?

[Cerity Insighed]

Should marijuana be legalized in the US?

[Cerity Insighed]

Should Salvia be illegalized in the US?

[Ferocious Leaf]

you respect dibs, don't you?

what is a hero?

[mista tipsta]

what year was the penny im holding mad in?

[mista tipsta]

will you make a thread name change for me? i was wanting Ask A Skittle

[AceOfSpades]

What are your sexual preferences for giant squid?

[Prod]

Oh God... I guess the only one I can immediately think of would be Tourette's. I have no idea if it hurts you, but I know it doesn't take away your cognitive skills. I'd prefer to keep those.

My dad has Tourette's. It doesn't hurt, but as it develops from speaking uncontrollably to twitching, so it becomes hard to sleep and fcking scary when he's driving.

[Prod]

If you could be any video game. Which game would you be? Considering reputation, the types of people who play with it and the companies behind it.

[Skittlemeister]

How are you doing on the map?
I actually haven't done anything else on it... And I just got suspended from school. I might need to forfeit my spot as a forger.

Do you consider masturbation to be homosexual? Would it be homosexual to have sexual acts with a perfect clone of yourself?
I really don't, I think masturbation is a pretty heterosexual thing. I'm not sure, but I think it would be considered homosexual in the logical manner if you had sex with a clone, since it would, also, be a guy.

For me, of course.

Who keeps leaving flaming bags of poo on my doorstep?
Sorry, I'll tell them to stop. It was funny for a while.

Do you believe that controlled, healthy prostitution should be legalized?
Not really, I think prostitution is really stupid. It makes the person prostituting seem poor and helpless, and the person receiving the prostitution a lonely, insecure person.

I don't like it.

Should marijuana be legalized in the US?
I absolutely do not think it should. I am completely against all forms of drugs, including cigarettes and alcohol. It is really fucking annoying listening to people talk about getting high and drunk and wasting their lives.

Should Salvia be illegalized in the US?
I have no clue what Salvia is.

you respect dibs, don't you?

what is a hero?
Dibs are delicious, I especially love the chocolate ones.

And a hero is someone whose actions influence you in a positive manner and encourages you in doing what is best for you and in your interests.

what year was the penny im holding mad in?
I have absolutely no clue, Kell, lol. Let's go with 2001.

will you make a thread name change for me? i was wanting Ask A Skittle
I could ask for it. I'll see what I can do, okay?

What are your sexual preferences for giant squid?
I prefer eunuchs.

My dad has Tourette's. It doesn't hurt, but as it develops from speaking uncontrollably to twitching, so it becomes hard to sleep and fcking scary when he's driving.
Oh. Well... it's the first thing I thought of.

If you could be any video game. Which game would you be? Considering reputation, the types of people who play with it and the companies behind it.
I would love to be Supreme Commander II. I've been playing it non-stop for about a week, and it really is amazing. The company is a pretty nice one, I think, Square Enix, and the reception of the game is great.

[Denominator]

What sexual things would you do tohttp://meteorites.wustl.edu/lunar/layers.jpgif you ever met?

[Skittlemeister]

What sexual things would you do tohttp://meteorites.wustl.edu/lunar/layers.jpgif you ever met?
If I would do anything, the only thing I COULD do would be ejaculate on it.

[DIRT JOCKEY]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Skittlemeister]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Wood would wood would a woodwood chuck if a chuckwood could would wood.

[mista tipsta]

hello?! anyone there?!

[Denominator]

Why does Zack sound like a paedophile?

[Coyote1023]

You're new so I'll give you a break Emily, in General chat, you can't spam like that, you must follow what the original post stated, in this case it was a game where you post a question. The point of two different boards (off-topic and general chat) is because they are for different purposes. If you wanted to start that conversation, post it in off-topic.

[Tim]

You're new so I'll give you a break Emily, in General chat, you can't spam like that, you must follow what the original post stated, in this case it was a game where you post a question. The point of two different boards (off-topic and general chat) is because they are for different purposes. If you wanted to start that conversation, post it in off-topic.

Why is this thread in the General chat to begin with? In all honesty, it should be moved to Spam Collector or Forum games since this thread fits in either category.

My two cents.

[Coyote1023]

...I just noticed it isn't in forum games...

moved.

[Blueberry Angel]

Skittlez....who would you have sex with???? Shell or Letol..

ITS A REAL QUESTION!! HE SAID ASK HIM ANYTHING AND IM ASKING HIM A QUESTION!!!!!!!! AHAHAHA

[Shell]

Skittles.

Do you think Emily's attractive?

[Blue]

Skittlez....who would you have sex with???? Shell or Letol..

If it were me, I'd have sex with Shell.

BlueShell fuck yeah.

[FledgelingFenix]

Skittles why is chuck norris such a badass MOFO??????

[FledgelingFenix]

Skittles who is the worst movie director in history Michael Bay or Micheal Bay???

[Tim]

Skittles who is the worst movie director in history Michael Bay or Micheal Bay???

Uwe Boll. Everyone knows that.

[l33tmeerkatslol]

Skittles, do you think it's rude to leave your XBL Party open and allow anyone to join then when a random joins it, to boot them from it? The new "Girl" thinks it is. I leave my party open for my friends to join so I don't have to invite them, not for randoms to join.

[Shell]

Skittles, is this question legitimate: "ughghguagahgaughaghaghaghaghahghgahg?"

[Skittlemeister]

hello?! anyone there?!
Hi. I'm back.

Might not be on a lot this next week.

/warning

Why does Zack sound like a paedophile?
Maybe because he's Latin lol.

You're new so I'll give you a break Emily, in General chat, you can't spam like that, you must follow what the original post stated, in this case it was a game where you post a question. The point of two different boards (off-topic and general chat) is because they are for different purposes. If you wanted to start that conversation, post it in off-topic.
Lol, wut?

Why is this thread in the General chat to begin with? In all honesty, it should be moved to Spam Collector or Forum games since this thread fits in either category.

My two cents.
I raise, three cents.

...I just noticed it isn't in forum games...

moved.
TWSS

Skittlez....who would you have sex with???? Shell or Letol..

ITS A REAL QUESTION!! HE SAID ASK HIM ANYTHING AND IM ASKING HIM A QUESTION!!!!!!!! AHAHAHA
Yeah... are you even a girl?

Letol.

Skittles.

Do you think Emily's attractive?
Never even seen a pic. I'd like a link so I could answer you.

If it were me, I'd have sex with Shell.

BlueShell fuck yeah.
You're s'posed to ask me a question.

Skittles why is chuck norris such a badass MOFO??????
It's only because he can roundhouse kick you to Mars and back in about 0.0013948608436 seconds.

Skittles who is the worst movie director in history Michael Bay or Micheal Bay???
Michelle Bay.

Uwe Boll. Everyone knows that.
You Bowl?

Skittles, do you think it's rude to leave your XBL Party open and allow anyone to join then when a random joins it, to boot them from it? The new "Girl" thinks it is. I leave my party open for my friends to join so I don't have to invite them, not for randoms to join.
I agree with you, it isn't, especially because inviting people doesn't work a lot. She prob. just doesn't agree because you kicked her.

Amirite?

Skittles, is this question legitimate: "ughghguagahgaughaghaghaghaghahghgahg?"
Has no spaces.

LEGIT

[Cerity Insighed]

Is Princess Peach going Super Sayan in your sig?

[Sotha Sil156]

The new "Girl" thinks it is.

Skittles, Who is that?

[Ribbo MKII]

I am 19 years old, just about to start college in a few months, and I think I might have gotten an old friend pregnant. We were at a friends house party where we both had to much to drink and smoking The Devils lettuce (Pot), then one thing happened after the other (I won't go into detail mainly because I can't remember what happened...) All I know is I woke up next to her in my friends parents bed. I quickly got dressed and tried to sneak off, but my friend woke up and saw me. She was shocked and upset when she discovered that me in the same room as her, although at first I didn't think she noticed me because she seemed to have an hangover. My other friend found out what we did and now is pissed off with me because of last nights antics and others have been spreading rumours about me and I just recently heard that she want to keep it.

I don't have a job yet, I'm going to have to move out of my mothers soon (Parents split), as well as the baby to think about so luck and money is not on my side right now. I don't want to end up like my own father and walk away from the child's life yet there really isn't much I can do.

The question I am asking you is should I make a commitment with my old friend so the baby isn't born a bastard? What should I do?

[FledgelingFenix]

skittles why is sotha sil a robot????????

[Skittlemeister]

Is Princess Peach going Super Sayan in your sig?
Super Saiyan 4, even.

Skittles, Who is that?
Blueberry Girl or something. Don't worry, I don't think it was a girl. And she surely isn't replacing you.

I am 19 years old, just about to start college in a few months, and I think I might have gotten an old friend pregnant. We were at a friends house party where we both had to much to drink and smoking The Devils lettuce (Pot), then one thing happened after the other (I won't go into detail mainly because I can't remember what happened...) All I know is I woke up next to her in my friends parents bed. I quickly got dressed and tried to sneak off, but my friend woke up and saw me. She was shocked and upset when she discovered that me in the same room as her, although at first I didn't think she noticed me because she seemed to have an hangover. My other friend found out what we did and now is pissed off with me because of last nights antics and others have been spreading rumours about me and I just recently heard that she want to keep it.

I don't have a job yet, I'm going to have to move out of my mothers soon (Parents split), as well as the baby to think about so luck and money is not on my side right now. I don't want to end up like my own father and walk away from the child's life yet there really isn't much I can do.

The question I am asking you is should I make a commitment with my old friend so the baby isn't born a bastard? What should I do?
Is she still your friend now? Well, regardless, it would be the right thing to do to commit to your new child, but, and from experience, it will be extremely challenging on you and her if she really is pregnant. First thing you should do right now is search for any type of job that will allow you to build up some money to support yourself and your friend, then talk to her and try to conjure up some plan to follow and make your life less of a living hell.

I wish I could tell you more but I am only fifteen and can't really relate to anything you are experiencing. But my brother is in the same predicament, in a way, so I can give you some advice from my perspective on his life.

Sorry I couldn't be of more help.

skittles why is sotha sil a robot????????
I'm pretty sure she isn't one, but if she was, I'd say she was because she was built to be one.

[Cerity Insighed]

Skittles, how could you let this thread die?

[Skittlemeister]

Skittles, how could you let this thread die?
Lol, I love you. I really ddn't want it to, but, honestly, I forgot I had it since I was grounded, and nobody asked any questions anyways...

Just remembered today, though, and thanks for posting!

[mista tipsta]

can i make one of these threads when everyone forgets this one again?

[Skittlemeister]

can i make one of these threads when everyone forgets this one again?
Lol! I guess you can, yeah! I bet you'll have better reception than I am having :)

[mista tipsta]

i will because im tipsta

so i have this really cool looking bluejay that lives in a tree right outside my window. what do?

[Skittlemeister]

i will because im tipsta

so i have this really cool looking bluejay that lives in a tree right outside my window. what do?
Have any rocks?

CHARLES THEM AT IT

[mista tipsta]

but i like the bird and i think i shall name him
any suggestions?

[Skittlemeister]

but i like the bird and i think i shall name him
any suggestions?
Charles works.

[wiggums]

Why are you so fucking obsessed with multi leaving?

[Skittlemeister]

Why are you so fucking obsessed with multi leaving?
I'm not obsessed it was just really annoying how you guys didn't understand that what I was saying was the truth.

[RightSideTheory]

Why are you so fucking loud?


"CAPSLOCK, IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL MOTHER FUCKER".

[mista tipsta]

multi's band?
what kind of music does he play?

[Skittlemeister]

Why are you so fucking loud?


"CAPSLOCK, IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL MOTHER FUCKER".
I've heard that before. DOES THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TALK LOUDLY WHEN I TYPE LIKE THIS?

multi's band?
what kind of music does he play?
Faux music about hawks.

[RightSideTheory]

I've heard that before. DOES THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TALK LOUDLY WHEN I TYPE LIKE THIS?

Yes it actually does.

[Obibital]

how many times do u wipe ur butt when you poop?

[Skittlemeister]

how many times do u wipe ur butt when you poop?
Twice.

[Obibital]

Twice.

WHAT IF THERES MORE

[FledgelingFenix]

skittles why is obibital a purplre dinosaur?

[FledgelingFenix]

Skittles why does blue hate everyone?

[FledgelingFenix]

Skittles why is RST such a cool DUUUUDDDEEE?

[FledgelingFenix]

Skittles Why is orange so amazing?

[Obibital]

Skittles, why is phoenix such a spam?

[mista tipsta]

is this a bump for great justice?

[l33tmeerkatslol]

skittles why is obibital a purplre dinosaur?
He's gay

Skittles why does blue hate everyone?
I kinda understand why, but you wouldn't get it.

Skittles why is RST such a cool DUUUUDDDEEE?
Nobody knows...

Skittles Why is orange so amazing?
The colour or the HD guy.

Skittles, why is phoenix such a spam?
Cuz he's gay.

is this a bump for great justice?
No

[l33tmeerkatslol]

Can I be the new skittles?

[Obibital]

Can I be the new skittles?

No

[FledgelingFenix]

obi gayXD me gay?:'( meerkats as skittles:p

[Obibital]

Why are we answering our own questions....
WHERES SKITTLES!!

[Denominator]

Why did this thread get hijacked from amazing questions to annoying banter?

[Skittlemeister]

WHAT IF THERES MORE
I only wipe if I know I'm done.

skittles why is obibital a purplre dinosaur?
He is a dinosaur that was dipped into permanent grape juice ^.^

Skittles why does blue hate everyone?
It's his personality.

Skittles why is RST such a cool DUUUUDDDEEE?
He isn't, it's just the fact that we can blame him for everything.

Skittles Why is orange so amazing?
Because no word in the English language rhymes with it.

Skittles, why is phoenix such a spam?
I don't know but it's getting hella annoying.

is this a bump for great justice?
Justice has reached critical levels! Remove the Paladium Core or risk PERMANENT DAMAGE.

He's gay


I kinda understand why, but you wouldn't get it.


Nobody knows...


The colour or the HD guy.


Cuz he's gay.


No
You're not allowed to do that this is my thread make your own.

Can I be the new skittles?
You may be my assistant.

Skittlefraulein.

No
Yes?

obi gayXD me gay?:'( meerkats as skittles:p
Pfft. Smileys aren't allowed in this thread :(

Why are we answering our own questions....
WHERES SKITTLES!!
Dude I'm right here, in your base, sniping all of your questioons.

Why did this thread get hijacked from amazing questions to annoying banter?
Don't look at me! I love your questions, they allow me to think.

[mista tipsta]

are twix yummy?

[mista tipsta]

are trix yummy?

[Skittlemeister]

are twix yummy?
Yes, they are, I think.

are trix yummy?
Yes, they are, I think.

[mista tipsta]

if you were to meet any xf member in person who would it be?

[Coyote1023]

This is in the forum games section, please follow the rules when you post. That means you ask questions and Skittles answers them. Isn't that right Skittles?

[InnerSandman13]

Here are some questions for you Skittles: Lays, or Ruffles?

Also, what is your opinion on the gametypes and weapons so far in Reach?

And finally....
YouTube- Smash Mouth---Why Can't We Be Friends

[Boston]

If you could cross any multiplayer game for the 360, which would you choose? Ex: Halo 3 and Gears of War.

And PLEASE leave the CoD franchise out of your answer.

[Skittlemeister]

if you were to meet any xf member in person who would it be?
I would definitely want to meet more than one, but the first one I'd choose would be Derrick.

He doesn't have such a high precedence over you all, though.

This is in the forum games section, please follow the rules when you post. That means you ask questions and Skittles answers them. Isn't that right Skittles?
That's exactly right, thank you very much :) Fell free to come by more often, Cayoatay.

Here are some questions for you Skittles: Lays, or Ruffles?

Also, what is your opinion on the gametypes and weapons so far in Reach?

And finally....
YouTube- Smash Mouth---Why Can't We Be Friends (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP-y4UKWYUw)
Ruffles, tbh. Much more solid, less salty.

Uhm, I think they all sound great other than Headhunter (ugh) Stockpile (OMG UGH) and that Grifball one (I threw up).

The weapons also look amazing. I don't have Oh Dee Ehs Tea, so can't give me true opinion, but all of the vehicles and weaponry and armor abilities look astounding.

Of course we can be friends! I see no reason why not?

If you could cross any multiplayer game for the 360, which would you choose? Ex: Halo 3 and Gears of War.

And PLEASE leave the CoD franchise out of your answer.
If I coudl cross? Not sure what you mean, but I'll try my best.

If you mean cross out, I would choose Gears of War. Hate that shit.

If you mean cross into it, I'd choose Halo: Reach 'cause I be jumpjettin' and shit.

If you mean cross two together, I would love to cross AC II with CoD 6, but since I can't say that, AC II and, like, Portal 2. NO, WAIT, OBLIVION. YES, AC II and Oblivion!

Omg so many possibilities...

[Zackj191]

Can skittle link me to the thread he posted on /b/? Or a screencap of it?

[Skittlemeister]

Can skittle link me to the thread he posted on /b/? Or a screencap of it?
Lol. I never have posted a thread in /b/. I only troll it.

Plus I have no PrtScrn button.

[Zackj191]

Lol. I never have posted a thread in /b/. I only troll it.

Plus I have no PrtScrn button.


That's right.. I was RST if I remember right. Where you the onw who found the photobucket pictures?

[Skittlemeister]

That's right.. I was RST if I remember right. Where you the onw who found the photobucket pictures?
I did, actually, but my silly account is messing with me.

[Zackj191]

I did, actually, but my silly account is messing with me.


What is it doing? Because "unnamed" person changed theirs to private.

[Skittlemeister]

What is it doing? Because "unnamed" person changed theirs to private.
I seem to have trouble understanding you right now.

[Zackj191]

I seem to have trouble understanding you right now.


I'm talking about a specific unnamed person's photobucket account.

[Skittlemeister]

I'm talking about a specific unnamed person's photobucket account.
Are you talking about me? Maybe, but I don't think I set it to private...? Idk. I'm not worried bout it.

[InnerSandman13]

How does the new review system work and, do you feel it works better than the last one?

[Skittlemeister]

How does the new review system work and, do you feel it works better than the last one?
I actually can't tell you about it.

But I can tell you that it seems much better than the original version.

I wish I had a mic so I could actually review, though... this sucks.

I'll be fired immediately lol.

[Zackj191]

I'm talking about Blueberry Angel :facepalm:

[Skittlemeister]

I'm talking about Blueberry Angel :facepalm:
Oh, lol.

That was hilarious.

[MultiLockOn]

I actually can't tell you about it.

But I can tell you that it seems much better than the original version.

I wish I had a mic so I could actually review, though... this sucks.

I'll be fired immediately lol.
You review without a mic?...

[Skittlemeister]

You review without a mic?...
I don't review period. I need one to get a match done.

[MultiLockOn]

I don't review period. I need one to get a match done.
Ouch, you better step on it :P


At least you don't review without a mic, I almost lost a lot of respect for you.

[l33tmeerkatslol]

why was multi banned

[MultiLockOn]

why was multi banned
A misunderstanding. Don't be nosey.

[l33tmeerkatslol]

why is everyone answering these questions except for skittlesssssssssssssss

[Denominator]

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

[Cerity Insighed]

The following question is multiple choice.

Is muse the greatest band ever?

a) Yes
b) Obviously
c) No they suck I don't have good taste.
d) Fuck Yes
e) Yes

[Stealth9Sneaker]

Fuck Yes Muse is amazing.

What is the most amazing thing you've ever cooked?

[Pel]

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
That, I believe, would be 42.

[Boston]

If Sally Sue stole something from the store, you, as an employee and associate of hers would do which of the following (all right answers):

a) Let her know to put it back
b) Tell the manager
c) Keep watching her to see if she steals again
d) Tell an associate

(This was on a Target application, in which I failed. All the questions were very similar to this...btw, I blew the hiring managers away in the interviews but they wouldn't hire me because I failed these stupid questions which ALL of them are right...)

[mista tipsta]

if you were to have a girl child, what would you name her?

[Skittlemeister]

why was multi banned
Multi was banned because THE USER SKITTLEMEISTER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST

A misunderstanding. Don't be nosey.
Yep.

why is everyone answering these questions except for skittlesssssssssssssss
I try to keep time between my answers so I can do these kinds of answers.

But people are also just faggots.

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
I'd like to say it's THE USER SKITTLEMEISTER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST

Fuck Yes Muse is amazing.

What is the most amazing thing you've ever cooked?
I haven't really cooked anything, I really have ever only completed works in progress.

When I actually do something myself I'll get to you.

The following question is multiple choice.

Is muse the greatest band ever?

a) Yes
b) Obviously
c) No they suck I don't have good taste.
d) Fuck Yes
e) Yes
I choose f) I think they're alright.

That, I believe, would be 42.
I believe that you aren't allowed to answer questions so seriously stop it. Make your own damn thread if you want to answer shit.

If Sally Sue stole something from the store, you, as an employee and associate of hers would do which of the following (all right answers):

a) Let her know to put it back
b) Tell the manager
c) Keep watching her to see if she steals again
d) Tell an associate

(This was on a Target application, in which I failed. All the questions were very similar to this...btw, I blew the hiring managers away in the interviews but they wouldn't hire me because I failed these stupid questions which ALL of them are right...)

I'd confront her and tell her to put it back AND tell the manager so she can be watched.

if you were to have a girl child, what would you name her?
I'd say Arabel, but that's my daughter's future name, so don't take it.

Name her Sarah. Or Laura.

Or Kayla.

[mista tipsta]

out of the following pokemon which should i use as my Grass type as i'm starting over?
Sunflora (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sunflora)
Jumpluff (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Jumpluff)
Forretress (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Forretress_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29)
Ariados (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ariados_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29)
Vileploom (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Vileplume_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29)
(http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ariados_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29)

[wiggums]

Why

[Skittlemeister]

out of the following pokemon which should i use as my Grass type as i'm starting over?
Sunflora (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sunflora)
Jumpluff (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Jumpluff)
Forretress (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Forretress_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29)
Ariados (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ariados_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29)
Vileploom (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Vileplume_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29)

That makes no sense as none of those are the beginning Grass types for any of the games I've played :)

Why
You know why. You know damn well OM NOM NOM NOM

[RightSideTheory]

When will you be removed from the review team?

[Canadians360]

http://www.reconnections.net/redblue_pill.jpg

[Skittlemeister]

When will you be removed from the review team?
Hopefully never, but I may be if I don't start testing some maps lol.

http://www.reconnections.net/redblue_pill.jpg

The Yellow one.

PIKA-PI

[RightSideTheory]

Hopefully never, but I may be if I don't start testing some maps lol.



If you need the help, I'll either test or do a few reviews for you.

Maybe.

[Denominator]

If you need the help, I'll either test or do a few reviews for you.

Maybe.

Is that a question?

[CostlyAxis]

Why do you make it so difficult to help you help with computer stuff? ;P

[Skittlemeister]

If you need the help, I'll either test or do a few reviews for you.

Maybe.
That isn't a quseiotn.

Yes, that's how you spell it.

Is that a question?
Nah, it isn't, Derrick. Very good observation :P

Why do you make it so difficult to help you help with computer stuff? ;P
Hahaha, I was just a bit tired and definitely angry. I'll try my best to be less like that if I have any other quseiotns.

[mista tipsta]

did you know my friend destin made a cops and robbers map on longshore?

[Letol]

Did you know that I know how you're going to answer this?

[Sotha Sil156]

Yes or No Question: True or False?

[Skittlemeister]

did you know my friend destin made a cops and robbers map on longshore?
I did not, it sound like it could be pretty fun. I haven't played Longshore, but pictures tell me that it could prove an interesting map for that gametype.

Did you know that I know how you're going to answer this?
No, I did not know that.

Yes or No Question: True or False?
Maybe.

[Prod]

Will you take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty?

[Skittlemeister]

Will you take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty?
Hahaha, yes, of course ^_^

[Sotha Sil156]

Do you know what God was thinking when he put George W Bush on this Earth?

[Letol]

What was the first map submitted to XForgery by the first person who wasn't a member of any previous form of XForgery?

[Skittlemeister]

Do you know what God was thinking when he put George W Bush on this Earth?
He was passed out cold. Gabriel was having some fun and put Bush on the planet.

What was the first map submitted to XForgery by the first person who wasn't a member of any previous form of XForgery?
XForgery was Xforgery by the first XForgery by the member XForgery.

[wiggums]

What is that I don't even

[Skittlemeister]

What is that I don't even
Oh, wow, I've been so that I accidentally the whole thing.

[Foyoman]

What do you think of Foyoman?

[Skittlemeister]

What do you think of Foyoman?
Well, my friends call him Foyoman.

[mista tipsta]

cold coffee?

[Skittlemeister]

cold coffee?
I personally do not like caffee at all, I only like the smell of it.

That may change in the future, but so far, only the smell of warm caffee :)

[mista tipsta]

do you whats going to happen today?

[Canadians360]

If I went back in time and killed my great great grandfather, what would happen?

[Skittlemeister]

do you whats going to happen today?
No, I don't what's going to happen, what's?

If I went back in time and killed my great great grandfather, what would happen?
Well, you'd enter the time paradox. But, here is my belief: You would still exist, because even though you killed your great-grandfather, you would still somehow end up happening, one way or another.

[mista tipsta]

about the grandfather thing...
i used to believe that if some one were to go back in time and change something, we're already experiencing the result of that. (one of the harry potter's did something like this).

now i believe that it would create a separate time line (where you never exist), while ours is still fine and you still get born

____
and to make this post legit i should ask a question....

did you ever play guitar hero II skittles?

[Skittlemeister]

about the grandfather thing...
i used to believe that if some one were to go back in time and change something, we're already experiencing the result of that. (one of the harry potter's did something like this).

now i believe that it would create a separate time line (where you never exist), while ours is still fine and you still get born

____
and to make this post legit i should ask a question....

did you ever play guitar hero II skittles?
Haha, I saw you playing that earlier. Yeah, I have, but not a lot I played III and IV a lot more, also Rock Band I and II.

[MousseMoose]

Oweyemguee! Haiuh Scuittlis, cain y eavign reaide thues sayintunsse?

[Skittlemeister]

Oweyemguee! Haiuh Scuittlis, cain y eavign reaide thues sayintunsse?
Someone ban him.

[InnerSandman13]

Question is in the picture:http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3006/presidentpedobearpresid.jpg (http://img405.imageshack.us/i/presidentpedobearpresid.jpg/)

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[GOG TOXIC]

If someone brutally murdered everyone who knows anything about you, what would you do?

[Skittlemeister]

0Question is in the picture:http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3006/presidentpedobearpresid.jpg (http://img405.imageshack.us/i/presidentpedobearpresid.jpg/)

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I'd probably laugh.

If someone brutally murdered everyone who knows anything about you, what would you do?
I'd be dead, SO I'd die :P

[Foyoman]

What would you do if XForgery was managed by me?

[Thomas]

Someone ban him.
Why?

[Skittlemeister]

What would you do if XForgery was managed by me?
I probably wouldn't really care, just wonder why Null picked you (not in a bad way, just like wondering).

Why?
Idk, that was just retarded.