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Tim
03-02-2010, 04:30 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Shadowsth/Philosoraptor-Apply-for-Event-Direc.jpg

We Want YOU!

In a rare event, the stars have aligned, the Mayans predicted it on their calendars, and even the ancient Egyptians painted a flying teal zero inside their temples (trust me, we have proof). These were all signs that on the second day of March in the year 2010, we would open the doors to many potential candidates only to have 1 new Event Director left standing.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Shadowsth/daftpunk.jpg


Who are the event directors?

I'll give you the short and skinny: The Event Directors here at XForgery are part of this community's backbone and we are responsible for hosting and directing events. Most front page articles you see on XF are either from an Event Director or a Pencil Pusher. So as you can tell, this is a very important staff position that requires a lot of commitment and dedication on your behalf as our events and tournaments help keep this place from going stale.




http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e42/RavenHiwatari/Over9000.gif


WTF?!! Don't we already have over 9000 event directors?!!


At one point, we did have 4 event directors roaming these very boards. However in the blink of an eye, we are now short thanks to my retirement and Shell on his lame ass ambassador campaign. :p When you add those elements in, the only active event director we have right now is AceOfSpades (http://www.xforgery.com/forum/member.php?u=429), and it would be nice to have someone help him out once in a while (even though he's still in good hands). This is where you come in.

Previously, potential candidates were surveyed, stalked, and after a while were finally given the opportunity to become an event director if we felt they would be an excellent fit into the family. However times have changed and since the Pencil Pushers (http://www.xforgery.com/forum/memberlist.php?usergroupid=21) and Review Team (http://www.xforgery.com/forum/memberlist.php?usergroupid=7) have recently done applications to bring in new people, we decided it would be awesome to completely steal their idea and do the same thing. However in our announcement thread we would add more pictures, colors, and youtube videos to make this position look more awesome and attractive.

http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/borat-high-five.jpg

We are an equal opportunity hater employer!

That's right folks! We don't care if you have a different skin color, are a certain age, have a giant hairy mole on your right forearm, or a set of tits on your chest that makes every 14 year old on the interweb drool all over your pictures (or worse). We are simply looking for the person who we believe is best qualified for this job. So every application that is submitted to us will have a neutral, fair approach. Who knows, that crazy person who lives in a van down by the river might be the guy were looking for.

http://lazyside.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/master-chief-poops.jpg

So how does one apply to become an event director?

It's simple really. Just PM either myself or Shellshock (for best results, PM both of us) stating you are interested in the position. Before you send a PM our way, ask yourself these questions first:

Why do you want to be an Event director?

Are you willing to commit and dedicate yourself in contributing to this site week in and week out?

Are you good under pressure?

Are you a responsible person with a neutral approach to everything?

If you want to PM the answer to these questions, feel free to do so. Just remember that this is not the official application and sending us these questions will not increase or lower your chances at all. These are simply questions that surprisingly not everyone can answer. If you can't answer these questions, this position may not be for you.

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YOU MUST PM EITHER .TIMOTHY, SHELLSHOCK OR BOTH OF US BY MARCH 12TH 2010. EXPECT THE APPLICATION SOMETIME DURING THAT WEEKEND!

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That's all you need to know right now, so I'll leave you with this video:

Halo splatters

- .Timothy, Why can't I just finally retire....Event Director :p

Nulls Wife
03-02-2010, 10:28 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Shadowsth/Philosoraptor-Apply-for-Event-Direc.jpg




What if I want to apply and don't want lots of chicks?? :scared:

Null Parameter
03-02-2010, 10:30 AM
What if I want to apply and don't want lots of chicks?? :scared:
I won't mind if you get lots of chicks. I'm okay with watching.

RightSideTheory
03-02-2010, 10:33 AM
What if I want to apply and don't want lots of chicks?? :scared:
http://whiskeyfire.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/31/baby_chicks.jpg
I won't mind if you get lots of chicks. I'm okay with watching.
lol

Zak
03-02-2010, 11:05 AM
I won't mind if you get lots of chicks. I'm okay with watching.
Make sure to invite me over....

Null Parameter
03-02-2010, 11:07 AM
Make sure to invite me over....
Can you work a camera?

Tim
03-02-2010, 11:08 AM
I won't mind if you get lots of chicks. I'm okay with watching.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/Shadowsth/Funny%20Gifs/6ono1hw.gif

Jpec07
03-02-2010, 12:02 PM
Can you work a camera?

I'm not good on a camera, but if you need any help with setting, lights, or sound, let me know. ;P

Anyway, I'm kinda sad that I'm Pink, 'cause it means I can't be Teal...

*waits for that quote to be edited into the main thread and taken entirely out of context*

MNM1245
03-02-2010, 02:20 PM
I won't mind if you get lots of chicks. I'm okay with watching.

Win. I'm so over being even director now. I wanted to at first but now I'm fine just hanging around lurking these forums.

Cerity Insighed
03-02-2010, 02:34 PM
By the twelfth? I guess I have some time.

An UrgeTo Dance
03-02-2010, 02:43 PM
So we are supposed to PM you and you send the application or are you going to post an application in the thread?

AceOfSpades
03-02-2010, 02:45 PM
So we are supposed to PM you and you send the application or are you going to post an application in the thread?
I'm guessing they would PM you the application.

Do I get any say in this?

Prod
03-02-2010, 03:08 PM
Application sent. I cant wait to stand on those chicks.

Zackj191
03-02-2010, 03:38 PM
- .Timothy, Why can't I just finally retire....Event Director :p










Lol awesome.

Tim
03-02-2010, 04:01 PM
So we are supposed to PM you and you send the application or are you going to post an application in the thread?

The applications will be PM'd to those hopefuls.

And yes Ace, you will have a say in this. After all, this will end up being your partner in crime. ;)

Shell
03-02-2010, 04:13 PM
Needs more pictures 2/5

brb

Stealth9Sneaker
03-02-2010, 05:29 PM
I'm gonna stick though this one for sure. I'm on my way to helping yet another site. Up Up, and away. *Gets off office chair to get a soda*

Master Debayter
03-02-2010, 06:51 PM
I WAS offered the position, but I said no... because I'm not up to doing all of the work...

Whoever wants the position(s), you better have some dedication.

mista tipsta
03-02-2010, 07:03 PM
Why do you want to be an Event director?
I'm in it for the fame. AND FOR THE PURPLE WHEN I QUIT!

Are you willing to commit and dedicate yourself in contributing to this site week in and week out?
Uhh.. not exactly I couldn't handle Reveiw Team.

Are you good under pressure?
Why do you keep asking me questions?!

Are you a responsible person with a neutral approach to everything?
Yes. I win at everything. Forever.

MNM1245
03-02-2010, 09:11 PM
I'm in it for the fame. AND FOR THE PURPLE WHEN I QUIT!


Uhh.. not exactly I couldn't handle Reveiw Team.


Why do you keep asking me questions?!


Yes. I win at everything. Forever.

I love you tipsta. You do win at everything. Forever.

RedNeck
03-03-2010, 01:16 AM
Yet another oppertunity, it must be my lucky day. We'll see how everything goes.

BabySmuggler
03-03-2010, 03:49 PM
I was going to apply for this but then I remember that typing takes time and I'd rather just be that guy that disappeared. Like the Bermuda Triangle! Think about that one children.

Tim
03-08-2010, 09:37 PM
You guys got until Friday to let us know if you're interested.

Tim
03-11-2010, 05:35 PM
Just an FYI to everyone that have PM'd us, you will be receiving the official application on Saturday. More information will be explained in the PM.

xFear The Herox
03-12-2010, 12:54 PM
lol i love the video, and the pictures, and the opportunity of a time to do hard work.

but sadly i would pass on this. i am not dedicated, nor good under pressure, or good at typing.


but dang i love those splatters

Tim
03-13-2010, 01:47 AM
The deadline has passed. All applicants that have PM'd us will be receiving the official application here shortly. If you didn't get one, let me or Shellshock know.

Good luck to all of you. :awe:

RightSideTheory
03-21-2010, 11:38 AM
Why do you want to be an Event director?

Because I'm better than jesus, and I figure I can do this job better than any of the other idiots here. Also, I'm just in it for the color anyway, so why not add teal to my resume?

Are you willing to commit and dedicate yourself in contributing to this site week in and week out?

Are you kidding? I'm stosh. I'm on this site, whoring it up and failing, every. single. day

Are you good under pressure?

Of course, I'm currently the captain of the U.S.S. Failcake, a top-secret submarine. If I can take the pressure of the entire ocean I'm sure I can take the pressure generated by being corrupt. Err, a staff member.

Are you a responsible person with a neutral approach to everything?

Of course, I'm very responsible. Just ask all my dead animals, they're not dead because I forgot to feed them, but because I forgot to ask somebody to feed them before I went on a trip. That's not my fault technically, right?

And I've got a very neutral approach to everything. If I can do something annoying to everyone else for shits and giggles, or ruin someones day for shits and giggles I do it. But hell, at least I'm consistent.



In closing I'd just like to say, Fuck the Police.

Shell
03-21-2010, 01:27 PM
Why do you want to be an Event director?

Because I'm better than jesus, and I figure I can do this job better than any of the other idiots here. Also, I'm just in it for the color anyway, so why not add teal to my resume?

Are you willing to commit and dedicate yourself in contributing to this site week in and week out?

Are you kidding? I'm stosh. I'm on this site, whoring it up and failing, every. single. day

Are you good under pressure?

Of course, I'm currently the captain of the U.S.S. Failcake, a top-secret submarine. If I can take the pressure of the entire ocean I'm sure I can take the pressure generated by being corrupt. Err, a staff member.

Are you a responsible person with a neutral approach to everything?

Of course, I'm very responsible. Just ask all my dead animals, they're not dead because I forgot to feed them, but because I forgot to ask somebody to feed them before I went on a trip. That's not my fault technically, right?

And I've got a very neutral approach to everything. If I can do something annoying to everyone else for shits and giggles, or ruin someones day for shits and giggles I do it. But hell, at least I'm consistent.



In closing I'd just like to say, Fuck the Police.


My application is better.

RightSideTheory
03-21-2010, 01:44 PM
My application is better.
*Different

Shell
03-21-2010, 02:08 PM
*Different

*Awesomer.

RightSideTheory
03-21-2010, 03:10 PM
*Awesomer.
I'll admit, it's not as good as my Reviewer entry.

RST's Reviewer entry > Shell's Reviewer entry > RST's Event Director Entry