The Epic Moments Thread

[Defiance]

Post em here.

Mine

#5440 Posted by: Defiance - 38 minutes ago
Cant get past the anti-idiot firewall,eh?
#5439 Posted by: deathsfriend22 - Today, 05:06 PM
how the hell do I sign up my account? i can't find the button. sad.gif.

[Fallenrat]

Someone killed kenny hehe and yes I said it
You Killed Kenny, You B******!

[Kenny M]

On Ganyeh's Infanmous map


Me:Omg im brown now im going down the poop hole weeee

[Fallenrat]

I was red going down other hole :D

[Shell]

Shellshock/Sen says:
Did you hax BM?
Tech says:
I'm not touching this subject with a 10 foot pole.

ShellShock/Sen says:
Chuck Norris forces himself to have a heart attact twice a year, so he can keep tricking the world into believing he's actually human.
ShellShock/Sen says:
God's real name? Vin T. Norris
ShellShock/Sen says:
Mr. T went on Regis and Kathy Lee. When Regis asked a stupid question, Mr. T tore off his head and had it gold plated to wear on a chain around his neck.
Woozy says:
Hahaa
ShellShock/Sen says:
Chuck Norris convinced Nintendo and Square to make the video game "Super Mario RPG".
ShellShock/Sen says:
Mr. T is the only creature that can survive Mario jumping on his head. Science is yet to understand the protective capabilities of his mohawk.
ShellShock/Sen says:
Chuck Norris once traveled back in time to kill Hitler. The machine was poorly built (thank you Vin Diesel...) and so instead he had to assassinate John F. Kennedy. Chuck Norris was the other shooter from the grassy knoll.
ShellShock/Sen says:
Kevin Sorbo once passed Chuck Norris in the park and said, "Hey, nice beard" sarcastically. Chuck Norris became angry, and roundhouse kicked Sorbo in the face. Astonishingly, Sorbo got back up after such a mighty blow. This further angered Chuck Norris to the point where he ripped out Sorbo's jaw, sodomized him with an ice cream cone, and ate his flesh in front of many children. This event has been commemorated with a limited-edition dinner plate and later became the basis for the television show "Grace Under Fire".