100 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

[DarkDragon]

1. get 100 xbox360's and place them at various locations in the store

[DeathsFriend22]

2.Streak through the store screaming "WALMART SUCKS!" repeately (this could potentially get you arrested though)

3. Steal something and tell a clerk that you're stealing.

[Kyyrbes]

4. silly string all the security cameras.

5. Take out all the balls in the toys section and throw them all over the store. (I've always wanted to do that.)

[PsychoBucket]

6. Get some Burger King and then go into Wal-mart. Get into the checkout line. When you get to the front use the counter as a table to eat.

7. Get a sledgehammer and break all the floor tiles.

[Kyyrbes]

6. Get some Burger King and then go into Wal-mart. Get into the checkout line. When you get to the front use the counter as a table to eat.

That wouldn't get you kicked out, but if you tried to haggle with the clerk using the burger and refused to leave, it probably would.

[PsychoBucket]

yes it would. You would be holding up line and when you refuse to move, you would be kicked out.

[DarkDragon]

8. punch somone and Tbag them lol
9. hide in ball pit, and then throw balls at passbyers

[Kenny M]

10. Put plungers on all their glass windows it takes days to take off. (Ive done this and also the ball one with hiding and throwing them oh dont play with footballs at ****'s Sporting Goods and hit the manager.. he gets mad.)

[TheGrimPeeper28]

11. Shop for others!!!!

[Thomas]

8. punch somone and Tbag them lol
9. hide in ball pit, and then throw balls at passbyers
HOLY CRAP! You're Wal-Mart has a ball pit?! Hell, I feel like I'm being ripped off! :(

12. Play a store-wide game of tackle football. :)

[Kenny M]

HOLY CRAP! You're Wal-Mart has a ball pit?! Hell, I feel like I'm being ripped off! :(

10. Play a store-wide game of tackle football. :)
Do that in ****'s Sporting Goods.. They got medicine balls. Aw censor blocks ****s which is a store name =[

[DeathsFriend22]

lol my walmart has a McDonalds actually INSIDE it so I'm happy :)

[wiggums]

my wal-mart is a tent with a bum living in it...

[COB BunnysRMe77]

13. go up behind someone of the opposite sex that works there and grope them.

14. open up a TV, xbox 360, and halo 3 and plug them in and start playing while in store.

15. sneak into a delivery truck and get caught on purpose.

16. pee into one of mcdonalds cups and give it to someone as a free drink.

[Null Parameter]

17. Open one of the toy guns and sneak around the aisles singing James Bond music.

[PsychoBucket]

18. Handcuff your right hand to an employee and your left hand to something that can not be moved.

[Null Parameter]

19. Try on clothes in the middle of the store because "there are cameras in the dressing room".

[CostlyAxis]

20. Start up a lawsuit for tripping in the middle of an aisle claiming them to be too narrow when you actually just tripped on your shoe with witnesses against you.

21. Throw a closed soda can directly at the ground.

22. Sneak into the Layaway section and walk down the aisles of stuff as if you were that old guy in Indian Jones.

[PsychoBucket]

23.Get all of the inflatable mattresses, pools, and pool rafts and inflate them between the two sets of doors. If that is not enough get other large items.

24. Get 1,000 Rat traps (not the little mouse traps), and set them in the walkways.

[xInfamous2x]

25: Find the one of the many phones that announce over the store's speakers, and start telling them random facts of how child rapists act in a store enviornment.

[PsychoBucket]

26. Crazy glue the floor!
27. Paintball gun! Do I need to say anymore?
28. Paint + Shoebox = NES replica

[Null Parameter]

29. Grab a folding chair, a microwave, some popcorn & your favorite DVD and go set up shop in the electronics department.

[PsychoBucket]

30. Duct tape the doors shut and when that is done duct tape people.
31. Call the police and say that (insert your name here) is robbing Wal-mart.

[Null Parameter]

32. Super Glue all of the cereal boxes together.
33. Go into the grocery section and yell "FOOD FIGHT!" while throwing frozen meat at people.

[TheGrimPeeper28]

34. Rip up all of the Hannah Montana posters and walk out of the store.
35. Go up to a little boy with his mom and ask him if he wants to go in your van where there is ice cream.
36. Grab cans of soda and launch them over the shelves all around the store listening for the screams of frightened customers.
37. Go to a female worker and ask if they have any Playboy magazines.
38. Bring a Sharpie, go into the cards section, and begin to write explicit content on the cards.

[Null Parameter]

34. Rip up all of the Hannah Montana posters and walk out of the store.
Walking out really wouldn't get you kicked out. ;)

39. Post signs in every toy aisle saying "Santa Isn't Real!".
40. Repeatedly fart right behind people and blame it on them.

[CostlyAxis]

41. Declare war on prices and mess with the price tags.
42. Setup camp in the camping section with a fire, sniper rifle, and chair. Then declare it a legitimate strategy.
43. Tell the pharmacy to look up a name that is similar to a customer's name, but not really in the system, but continue to tell them to continue checking.
44. Spill marbles up and down aisles 2-11.
45. Pull out the Nerf guns in the toy section and aim.
46. Yell "THIEF!!!!!" at the person standing in front of you.

[DarkDragon]

47) play dominos with the isles (my brother did this before)
48) find the intercom phone and start cussing and farting
49) send a group of three-year olds into the alcohol section
50) grab a ton of stuff and go through the express lane, and when they say leave, jusr go around, get more stuff, and come back

halfway there!

[Mighty Midgit]

51. If it has a bike section, grab some child ones and race arround the store
52. go to the candy section and taste test every single one of them
53. go to the alcohol section and grab some, then start handing it to kids as you pass them by
54. hide in the clothes section, in the clothes racks and say "pick me" when someone comes by in a high pitched voice
55. go into the changing rooms and, after about a few minutes yell as loud as you can, "CRAP! THERE'S THEY'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!"

[Kyyrbes]

56. Buy a bunch of random stuff then go next to the registers and start trying to sell it for half price.
57. Get some friends to put on zombie masks (works better near Halloween) and have them chase you around the store while you scream "OH SHIT, ZOMBIE ATTACK!" and knock over anything or anyone that is in your way, or anything that looks like it could be.
58. Go up to a cashier (female) and kiss her. If that doesn't get you kicked out, go to the next one.
59. Buy a pack of condoms, then go up to a cashier and ask them if they will help you try one on.

[PsychoBucket]

60. Have shopping cart races.
61. Put a "Closed" sign at the door.
62. Get a Sharpie and draw mustaches on the customers.

[HLG Viper]

There's no walmarts in sweden, so i'll use Barnens Hus as an example.

63. Start racing around the store on skateboards
64. Throw rubber balls on eachother
65. Play hide and seek
66. Go to sleep in one of the display tents
67. Go to one of those metal children safes and bash the lock in (lol, one time i just looked at one and twisted the code thing, and the inside mechanics fell apart).

[COB BunnysRMe77]

68. punch the manager in the face.
69. Haha 69... i mean. run around the store naked and humping people.

[DarkDragon]

70: Yell "SNIPER AT THE WINDOW!!!!" as loud as you can
71: get a ton of small items hide, and throw them at passerbyers

[thatdamnhippie]

72. were two broken arm casts and go in the mens bathroom and ask if they will help you un-zip your pants to use the bathroon.
73. go up to a female chasier and ask "how much for you tonight babe?"
74. fall asleep on the one of the beds, and if someone tells you to get up say "5 more minutes"
75. hand cigarettes out to children
76. go up to a worker and ask if they want a tour
77. take tomato juice and dump it on the bathroom and tell a worker you saw blood in the bathroom everywhere
78. sit on the thing were they scan your items and ask how much your worth
79. take all the objects in an aisle and make a tower of them.
80. EAT BABIEZZZZZ!!!

this was comprised by me and my two friends stephen(So It Ends) and kyle(Fr33style Kyle)

[LightLKira]

81: Explain what a condom is to all of the little kids.

[DeathsFriend22]

heh this reminds me of a story I read in the flood V2, a group i'm in on the bungie Forums.

Basically, a guy and his 2 friends would go "fake shopping", where they would each get a cart and pick random, non-related items around the store, putting them in their cart as they went. Then they would meet in the middle of the store and leave.

The premise was that at the end of the day, someone would be "like "wtf!?" after having to put a hula hoop, a hose, and a cucumber (along with numerous other items) back on the shelves, all from the same cart.

I thought it was genius.

[MovingTarget602]

82. Set all the alarm​ clock​s in house​wares​ to go off at 5-​minut​e inter​vals
83. While​ handl​ing guns in the hunti​ng depar​tment​,​he asked​ the clerk​ where​ the antid​epres​sants​ were
84. Hid in a cloth​ing rack and when peopl​e brows​ed throu​gh,​ yelle​d '​PICK ME! PICK ME!'

Take a look at this (http://lgnation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3588).

[MNM1245]

85. Go into Walmart and ask for the nearest Costco

This one isn't for Walmart but what is really fun is going into Burger King and saying "Hi, I'm really hungry can you help me?" They say "Yes, we can". Then you say "Ok thanks...So where is the closest McDonalds?" The reactions are the best from some people.

[Soren515]

86. Find a bunch of assoreted itmes out of the store and grab a table and start trying to sell them at half price

[Skittlemeister]

87. Walk up to any of those ceiling speaker phones in the store, but one that is preferably around a lot of people, and say precisely this: "Attention all Wal-Mart shoppers. Bull-penis. That is all."

[Soren515]

88. Tell all the cashiers that you overheard that the manager was going to fire them.

[Skittlemeister]

89. Follow a single employee around the store for about an hour and complain non stop in a whiney voice about how you can't afford anything they sell at the store, but when he/she addresses you, just ignore them and keep complaining.

[Soren515]

90. Ask the cashier in automotive care where they keep the warthog.

[Skittlemeister]

91. Walk up to the Help Desk and ask for the manager. If they say no, keep asking. Eventually he will come out. When he comes out look him dead in the face for about 2 seconds and scream "I'M ON A BOAT!!!!"

Works every time.

[wiggums]

92. Lay naked in a bed under the sheets, and when someone comes and demands that you get out, refuse and refuse until they rip the sheets off the bed.

LOL

[Skittlemeister]

93. Bury yourself in the ball cage thing, and whenever a small girl walks by, jump up and yell, "RAPE TIME!"

ROFLWAFLZ, that's bad.

[wiggums]

#94
Getting one of those giant boxes for baby car seats, get everything out, and get inside it, put yourself in the front of the pile of the boxes, and when you are getting checked out, jump out and yell: "I LIEK TURTLES" and start sucking on your wrist.

[HaloStriker]

95: Replace all of the fertilizer in the store with fresh cow and horse poop. Fresh. Straight from the butthole.

[wiggums]

96. Open all the condom and tampon boxes just smear brown liquid over all of them and then put them back inside the box so it looks really gross and gooey.

[HaloStriker]

^ That is epic. EPIC!

97: Play Jizz in my Pants over the intercom.
98: Take a sharpie and go to the DVD section and replace every movie name with vagina. Like Star Wars would be Vagina Wars
99: Replace every Xbox 360 with a 360 that has red rings.



100: Put Chocolate Laxatives in all of the chocolate milk containers or milk containers.

[wiggums]

NO! YOU CHEATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well we are done here.

[Furry]

I could not have contributed that much anyways. My mom works at Wal-Mart. Surprisingly, she gets paid well though. If I fuck up though, they fuck her up. As in, fire her...

[Vinyl Hippo]

Still this is an epic thread

[wiggums]

96. Open all the condom and tampon boxes just smear brown liquid over all of them and then put them back inside the box so it looks really gross and gooey.

this is the best,

EVERYONE NOMINATE YOUR FAVORITE

[Vinyl Hippo]

Someone put a poll

[Vinyl Hippo]

Oh wait that would be a very large poll (no sick jokes intended)

[wiggums]

Well everyone should choose one and then we would have like 6 and then we could make a poll.

[HaloStriker]

Fuck that dude. Just have someone edit it, to the make it a higher number or something else.

[Skittlemeister]

lYeah change the name, even though striker did cheat :P

[Wolves]

lets keep going
here's some stuff to do with freinds
101: get a friend, a table, and cards into the middle of a hallway and start playing go fish
102: bring sizzors, cut out all the nerf guns and nerf ammo into a corner. Have a store wide battle. When a employee asks to stop, regroup with your buddies, and nerf the shit out of everyone.
103: Nerf random people and hide as they walk by.
104: have bike races through hallways.
And without freinds
105: go to the golf department, and grab a golf ball and club. turn to a wall and open area with no people. scream FOUR as loud as you can and get the golf balls stuck in the ceiling
106: Get an air horn, you'll get the idea.
i'm all out right now

[PsychoBucket]

107: Wear a blue shirt and a name tag with the name Rofl. Stand behind an empy cash register and turn on the light. When customers come up to you say "Does it look like I work here?"

[BabySmuggler]

108: Bring 9 pigs into the store and paint the numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10 on them. They'll go crazy looking for #7.

[RightSideTheory]

108: Bring 9 pigs into the store and paint the numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10 on them. They'll go crazy looking for #7.

Fuckin lol.

109. Bring a gun in, and shoot the nearest bystander.

[PsychoBucket]

109. Bring a gun in, and shoot the nearest bystander.
If you worked at walmart and a guy was shooting people, would you try to kick him out?

[BabySmuggler]

If you worked at walmart and a guy was shooting people, would you try to kick him out?

No, no I would not.

110: Hide in the pants rack and yell "You're fat! You'll never fit in me!" as people walk by.
111: Leave stained underwear under each layer of oranges in the produce section.

[wiggums]

112: Rip open all the pokemon card packs, scattering them all over the floor, and start yelling: "I NEED MEWTWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[BabySmuggler]

113: Take nude pics with all the display cameras in the electronics section.

[wiggums]

114: Blow it up.

[PsychoBucket]

114: Blow it up.

I hope you would be smart enough to get out of the walmart by yourself before you blew it up.

[xFr1ct10nx]

Mine relates back to #6 but, whatever.
6. Get some Burger King and then go into Wal-mart. Get into the checkout line. When you get to the front use the counter as a table to eat.


You guys know how some Wal-Marts have McDonalds in them

115. Get alot of food from Burger King, go into the McDonalds section of the store and try to sell your Burger King to various people.

[wiggums]

116: kill people. a LOT of people. like, atleast 3.

[Denominator's GF]

Simple.

Masturbate in the aisles.

[Vinyl Hippo]

Oh my that would work

[xFr1ct10nx]

You know, that would work, get you arrested, and be the most pleasurable form of getting kicked out, lol.

[wiggums]

118: 2 words:
Surprise,
and
Buttsecks.

[xFr1ct10nx]

119: Get on the intercom and sing the "Cowboy Buttsex Song" from Family Guy.

For any who want to try, but don't know the words:
There once were two cowboys that went out on the trail.
Then they both discovered that the could do another male.
Now their havin' buttsex.
Cowboy buttsex.

[DeathDriver86]

120: Buy a porcelain lamp, drop it in front of the register, and demand to return it. If they do- rinse and repeat.

121: Stand by the door and tell people how much better Target is.

122: Walk around the store singing the Care Bears theme song at the top of your lungs. If that doesn't work, try another language and lose some clothing.

123: Have a carriage demolition derby in the electronics section. Remember- making 'vroom' noises gets you extra points!

[Letol]

124: Walk in after midnight and fall asleep on one of the display beds.