There was a battery in my toaster!

[l33tmeerkatslol]

I just made some enlish muffins, and then looked and saw a battery, in my toaster. Thats where my moms rechargable went!
Can you say close call?
http://i41.tinypic.com/2kn5up.jpg

[Null Parameter]

lol?

[aMoeba]

Did you eat the muffins?

[Letol]

Well, that wouldn't have turned out too well after a few more uses lol

[l33tmeerkatslol]

Yeah, I ate them. My mom told me not to. Oh well. I seem fi

[Skittlemeister]

Muffins? 50 LAWL.

English muffins? 150 LAWL.

Battery in toaster? Lawl-less.

[xFr1ct10nx]

lol...can I has ur toaster?

[Gkoo]

That would be so cool. Exploding toaster.

[l33tmeerkatslol]

lol, now that I think about it, it was extremely close. They say on them to not even let them in the sun. Oh mang!

And skittles, you know, English Muffins.
http://mimicooks.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/toast-english-muffins.jpg
Edit: Not my pic, credit to Google, they'da man.

[Denominator]

But the big question:

Does the battery work?!

[l33tmeerkatslol]

Hmm...that is the real question. I'm scared to try. Maybe I'll test it in an open area. With my moms new camera. I don't want to break anything that means something to me. Like my fifth xbox controller. (just kidding, only have 2.)

[Time Glitch]

Put it in a microwave.

[Zackj191]

try licking it

[Time Glitch]

try licking it

^ Suggestions from the internet. Always a good choice.

[l33tmeerkatslol]

How about I email the battery to you and you try. :D

wow, I'm surprised how many posts this is getting. Sticky!?

[Null Parameter]

Sticky!?
I'll think about it when there's a video on YouTube of you licking the battery.

[Denominator]

How about I email the battery to you and you try. :D

If you mail the battery to me, I will try it. I will even post a video of it.

[Skittlemeister]

What's the big deal, gaiz? Leik, really, ya no? Leik for rizzle, dawgz.

But no it won't be charged. This happened to my friend Atticus, and he was like "Whatever" and popped it out onto his hand. I was like "Ha, lick it." and he fucking did! But nothing happened.

[Time Glitch]

What's the big deal, gaiz? Leik, really, ya no? Leik for rizzle, dawgz.

But no it won't be charged. This happened to my friend Atticus, and he was like "Whatever" and popped it out onto his hand. I was like "Ha, lick it." and he fucking did! But nothing happened.

And then he got Syphilis.

And Cancer.

...fromyourmom

LOL

(I'm bored, don't ask)

[Skittlemeister]

WTF?

[l33tmeerkatslol]

Hmm...What end do I lick. I've never licked AA before, just the square ones. Does it hurt?

[Zackj191]

Hmm...What end do I lick. I've never licked AA before, just the square ones. Does it hurt?


i dont remember which end. but im pretty sure it won't do anything, the only way it would do much if it was a new battery

[Denominator]

Hmm...What end do I lick. I've never licked AA before, just the square ones. Does it hurt?

You should lick both, just to be sure.

[Null Parameter]

It won't do anything to you. The reason square batteries shock you is because by licking them, you are connecting the Positive and Negative terminals, and thus allowing electricity to flow between them.

In order for the lick on the AA battery to mean anything, you'll need to unfold a paper clip and touch it to both ends of the battery, and then lick the paper clip.

And then just lick the battery, because that is hilarious.

[l33tmeerkatslol]

How much of a shock would it give me? I'm considering this.

[Null Parameter]

I'm not sure, I've never done it with a AA. But I'm pretty sure it is less than a Square battery, especially if the AA isn't fully charged.

[Denominator]

You won't get a shock from a single AA battery. There simply isn't enough voltage. You should just lick it because the casing may be compromised from being in a toaster.

[l33tmeerkatslol]

I'm gonna do it. I'll upload a video tonight, or maybe tomorrow.

[wiggums]

*Next day wiggums casually reads the newspaper*
"Newsflash! Kid found Dead with AA battery in mouth! Video camera filmed the entire thing!"
*wiggums reads the article*
"...investigation has found that this poor child was convinced to lick this AA battery by numerous people on an online forum, the identity and location of these people have been found, and officers are on their way to take them in for questioning..."
*wiggums whistles like he didn't just read that and skips to the lottery numbers*

[l33tmeerkatslol]

*Next day wiggums casually reads the newspaper*
"Newsflash! Kid found Dead with AA battery in mouth! Video camera filmed the entire thing!"
*wiggums reads the article*
"...investigation has found that this poor child was convinced to lick this AA battery by numerous people on an online forum, the identity and location of these people have been found, and officers are on their way to take them in for questioning..."
*wiggums whistles like he didn't just read that and skips to the lottery numbers*

LMFAO! That's hilarious! It was denoms idea. I swear. Blame him! Him and time glitch.

[Time Glitch]

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[l33tmeerkatslol]

Lmfao! You guys are so funny. And the video is gonna be a bit more than everyones expected. It might take a few days.

[wiggums]

Feeling gullible? Don't know when someone's being sarcastic?
Then for the love of god don't go to xforgery.

[Skittlemeister]

Or we shall set you on fire.

[Time Glitch]

Fire makes problems go away.

...Fire.

[Null Parameter]

If by fire, you mean that burning feeling in your pants.

[Time Glitch]

Nah. That's definatley Syphilis.

However...Fire can make THAT go away...

*Shoves torch down pants*

[Skittlemeister]

Oh, by the way, if we find you as stupid, you will be dunked into a tank full of really hungry sharks.

[Floppy]

lolhuh?

[RightSideTheory]

Does the battery work?

[Zackj191]

does the battery work on the sharks?