Omegle Chat Trascripts

[Null Parameter]

Omegle (http://omegle.com/) is an anonymous, online chat client. It automatically connects you to a random person and then you are free to chat about whatever you want.

I'm putting this here so you can put up those amazing chats that you have.

[Null Parameter]

You: Hello?

Stranger: hi

You: How are you on this fine day?

Stranger: doing quite well good sir, how about youself?

You: I am doing pretty good myself.

Stranger: so i heard

Stranger: you liek

Stranger: mudkipz

You: Psssh, who doesn't?!

Stranger: fuck yeah

Stranger: how about babyfucks, good sir, do you like babyfucks?

You: I'm going to go with no on that one. :(

Stranger: oh

Stranger: well then

Stranger: you are of no interest for me

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Coyote1023]

Karly would be proud...

[xFr1ct10nx]

LOL

[MNM1245]

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You: Hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: are u a guy?

You: Ya? How about you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Obviously I didn't live up to their expectations :(

[Fenian Bhoy]

rofl

[Fenian Bhoy]

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Stranger: heyyy

You: OMG ARE YOU GAY

Did i say something wrong?

[Fenian Bhoy]

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you

You: fine how are you

Stranger: good

Stranger: asl? or wanna do the ordinary questions lol

You: you like soccer

You: uh

You: hello

You: shit i think hes dead


WTF?

[Coyote1023]

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You: rar

Stranger: winrar

You: what do you like?

Stranger: I like alot of things

You: like?

Stranger: mudkips

You: so you like em dirty

You: ?

Stranger: totally

You: are you a girl

Stranger: sadly no :(

You: I am!

Stranger: ok, nice to meet you, whats your name?

You: Helga

Stranger: I must say, I'm quite jealous Helga. I allways wanted to be a girl.

You: sex change?

You: then we could do something

Stranger: Yeah I've fough about that, but its so expensive. And I wont be a real girl anyway like you.

Stranger: are you lesbian or what?

You: do you have something against me?

Stranger: absolutly not

You: Are you gay?

Stranger: I'm bi

You: Take it or give it?

Stranger: I can do both, but mostly take I guess.

You: how many times a day

Stranger: I'm still a virgin so I wouldnt know

You: Then how do you know that you are Bi?

Stranger: because I like guys?

Stranger: and girls?

Stranger: you dont need sex to know that stuff

You: Oh, well, if you like guys you have nothing to worry about, that is what is so good about it, no risk, thats why I can do it 15 times a day

Stranger: I can still get aids and stuff you know

You: Thats why you get virgins!

You: Or stick with one person

Stranger: well, I havent found one to settledown with

You: You don't need to settle down, thats no fun

Stranger: yeah it's not as fun as fucking around I guess. But it's more safe from std's

You: Thats why you get a few friends and make a pact to only do eachother

Stranger: dont have any gay friends, and the only girld I know is asexual

You: She splits apart?

Stranger: she doesnt have sex at all.

You: then why is she a girl?

Stranger: I dunno

You: That doesn't mean you can't do anything

You: come on, pull a move

You: Or I will

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You: do you like poetry?

Stranger: naber lan orospu çocuğu ??

You: anata no namae wa nan desu ka

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Stranger: Hey

You: como un lapise

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Stranger: hii

You: hello. I am not a hot 17 year old female from California.

Stranger: hım

Stranger: from turkey

Stranger: name burak

Stranger: 19

You: if you were straight you would have left

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Stranger: heyya

You: hello

You: do you like Pi

Stranger: the movie??

You: no silly the #

Stranger: i m not a fan of that

Stranger: but its ok i think

You: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208 9986280348253421170679
82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559 64462294895493038196
44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482 13393607260249141273
72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652 1384146951941511609

You: shoot it isn't long enough

You: here:

You: enjoy 100 Pis

You: (insert Pi here) x15

Stranger: Thank you

You: (insert Pi here) x17

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Stranger: hi

You: **Welcome to the system**

Stranger: ah

Stranger: m00t is a faggot

You: **Storing statement in database**

You: ...Loading...

Stranger: wow

Stranger: you need to learn to copypasta

You: *Statement saved in personality bin**

Stranger: you sir are a faggot

You: ...Loading response...

Stranger: a real bot would not have a slow typing time faggot

Stranger: you are so full of fail it isnt even funny

You: **And you sir are an unintelligent vulgar lifeform who doesn't know English**

You: **Go kill yourself**

Stranger: i do infact know english

You: **English is a proper noun and should be capitalized**

You: **I is also capitalized when it stands alone as a word**

Stranger: meh

You: ...Loading Standby music...

You: **Please choose a song**

Stranger: uhh

You: **Song not found**

Stranger: "This random guy I'm talking to is a faggot" by "OP is a faggot"

You: **Song name exceeds maximum character limit, please try again**

Stranger: you type way to slow

Stranger: too*

Stranger: since you are a grammar faggot

You: **Song not found**

You: **Please try again**

Stranger: Sound of music

Stranger: thats a song, right?

You: ...Processing...

You: ...Loading Song: "Sound of Music"

You: ...Data Found...

Stranger: how about you give up doing this shit and talk normal?

You: My day in the hills has come to an end I know A star has come out to tell me its time to go but deep in the dark green shadows are voices that urge me to stay so I pause and I wait and I listen for one more sound or one more lovley thing that the hills might say


The hills are alive with the sound of music
With songs they have sung for a thousand years
The hills fill my heart with the sound of music
My heart wants to sing every song it hears

My heart wants to beat like the wings of the birds
that rise from the lake to the trees
My heart wants to sigh like a chime that flies
from a church on a breeze
To laugh like a brook when it trips and falls over
stones on its way
To sing through the night like a lark who is learning to pray

I go to the hills when my heart is lonely
I know I will hear what I've heard before
My heart will be blessed with the sound of music
And I'll sing once more

Stranger: copypasta much?

Stranger: ok now do Magnets by digitalism

Stranger: protip: it's just them saying magnets over and over

You: ...Loading...

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[wiggums]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: tell me why

You: Hi!

Stranger: HEY

Stranger: what's up?

You: >:)

You: Now we shall commence

You: with my evil plan.

Stranger: yes

You: >:D

Stranger: let us commence

Stranger: I'm with you til death

You: So, first things first.

You: Let's get naked.

Stranger: ok!

Stranger: *takes off clothes*

You: *takes off clothes*

You: Ah, yes, very nice.

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: awesome

You: Now, 2nd.

You: get the oranges, I'll rent the vibrating chair.

Stranger: YES~

Stranger: *runs off to get oranges*

You: OH and we'll need the blender.

You: Ok.

Stranger: *comes back with oranges and a blender*

Stranger: *Excited*

You: Got the chair.

You: Now, for the last step.

You: This is a big one.

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: god yes

You: Take the chair, put Hitler's great great grandson in it. Grab the oranges, squeeze 'em, and pour the juice all over him.

Stranger: *does as you say*

You: Then we'll take the blender and take it apart, and throwing the pieces at him.

Stranger: you're kinky

Stranger: I like it

You: Done?

Stranger: for sure

You: Alright.

Stranger: that was great

Stranger: can I pee on him?

You: Now we have the power of lord Xaxu.

Stranger: OH SHIT

Stranger: I HAVE THE
POOOOWEERR

You: Now, we must part.

Stranger: okie dokie

Stranger: thanks for the power

You: As I have to take a large machunga.

You: Bye!

Stranger: bye!


^ that was fun!

OMFG:

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You: Hi.

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[xFr1ct10nx]

lol this is hilarious wiggums and Kyle really? "You: como un lapise" lol

What if two ppl from XF got paired up lol. Or some guy you talked to on here joined XF. lol

[Time Glitch]

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Stranger: FUCK YOU IN THE ASS HOLE


Stranger: BTICH


Stranger: oh sorry


You: OH GOD YES


Stranger: I thought I was still on my previous conversation


You: PLEASE! KEEP GOING!


You: FINALLY!


You: YES!


Stranger: yes?


Stranger: no?


Stranger: fuck?


You: Oh baby.


You: You dont know what you're doin to me.


Stranger: are you done?


Stranger: I'm trying to tell you something


You: Only if you are.


Stranger: ok students now that we have been rudley interupted you may leave


Stranger: but MEGAN I want to have a chat with yoy


Stranger: you


You: "Me?"


Stranger: "Yes"


Stranger: "Sit down"


You: "But, I have to go to my sweet 16 party, and find a bra that my breasts arent falling out of"


Stranger: *looks down at my dick* "Well you can do that later"


You: "But sir, my bra is a C cup, and I'm Double D..."


Stranger: *looks at your chest secretivly*


You: "I'm uncomfortable...Would you mind if I just took it off?"


Stranger: *blushes* "A teacher might come in"


You: "I don't mind. I'm very free with my sexuality"


Stranger: "well i guess its okay"


Stranger: "Anyway I wanted to talk about yoru behaviour in class today"


Stranger: "You've been getting GREAT grades but your talking in class is driving me crazy"


You: "Have I been a bad girl?"


Stranger: *can't take it anymore and tears your shirt off*


Stranger: "I need you right now"


You: "But...I'm only 16...How old are YOU? Wouldn't we get in a lot of trouble?"


Stranger: "32...But we can keep it a secret"

You: Sir, I have an obligation as an FBI agent to tell you that you've now been logged on the sexual predator watch list, and you'll be expecting one of our agents within 24 hours to search your property for any evidence of criminal activity.


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I tried for a good 30 minutes before I found someone who I could pull this off with XD

EDIT: Had to add this>

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Stranger: what country are you from

You: USA.

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[xFr1ct10nx]

i love foreign ppl, lol they hate us :D

[Blue]

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You: Tits or gtfo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: The Niger River
You: I stole this computer
Stranger: ha
Stranger: houm
Stranger: funny
You: Are you black?
You: Did I offend you?
Stranger: no
You: Good, 'cuz niggas dont take shit over here
Stranger: is jok
You: Except those damn Egyptians
You: Always building shit and slavin us and whatnot
Stranger: how old a u
You: I dont even know, my family just dropped me off in the river one day
You: LIke baby jesus
Stranger: iknow jesus
You: Damn, for reals?
You: I got high with that foo back in the day
Stranger: im jap
Stranger: it agood day
You: Oh damn, crazy mutha fucka
You: You like a samurai or somethin?
Stranger: no
You: Us colored peeps gots to stick together, you know what Im sayin
Stranger: fucka?
You: You tryin to diss me?
You: I thought we had a pact
Stranger: no
Stranger: im not the mean
You: Aw hell no, evey jap is a crazy ass mofo... you just dont know it yet
Stranger: i only study english
You: Man, I'll give you a sword and you'll be a motha fuckin ninja
You: English?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i english bad
You: I went to America once, those racist crackers always be givin a black man shit
You: with their "KKK"
You: What the fuck is a KKK!?
You: Some crazy ass shit down in America
Stranger: what mean idont know
You: You know what racism is?
Stranger: yes
You: Americans are racist to black people
Stranger: u black
You: Black as the night sky, man
Stranger: ok
You: You know Jackie Chan?
Stranger: who is
Stranger: sorry
You: You dont know Jackie Chan!? He's a crazy ass asian karate expert
You: Kung Fu and shit
Stranger: Jackie sion i know
You: You know Bruce Lee?
Stranger: yes
You: Nice. Bruce Lee is crazy.
You: He does all kinds of fighting
You: I saw him kill a man with his bare hand.
Stranger: is bad man you think
You: No way, he's cool. Real nice motha fucka... always donating money
You: He doesnt take crap from the white men, either
Stranger: i dont
You: You learn about World War Two and stuff?
Stranger: i do
You: Those airplanes use to fly over my village all day, man
You: Japanese were crazy in them jets
You: Blowin' shit up all day
Stranger: grema?
You: What?
Stranger: World War Two
Stranger: host
Stranger: sorry ienglish bad
You: Man, I dont even know... all I know was that war was crazy
You: My brotha got put on a ship like a slave, then he was gettin shot at at
You: Reminded him of America
Stranger: iknow only
Stranger: simple
You: Ah
You: You keep learning
Stranger: wold
Stranger: yes
You: Study, ok?
Stranger: ok
You: I have to go
Stranger: good
You: You my friend, brother
Stranger: nice
You: Maybe one day we can be like Bruce Lee
Stranger: yes
You: Goodbye, brotha

[xFr1ct10nx]

im trying to find someone who speaks spanish and cuss em out in english while holding a sophisticated convo of some sort in spanish.

[Kenny M]

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You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: wanna play the jesus game?

Stranger: how do you play?

You: JESUS!

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This one idk how it even lasted for a while

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Stranger: hello
You: hi im an 18 year girl ready for some lovin
Stranger: im an 18 year old girl who doesnt want to give you any
Stranger: sorry
You: oh im sorry then
You: do you have a father?
Stranger: hes busy lovin on me right now
You: cool cool.
Stranger: when he's done ill send him over
You: how much is it?
Stranger: free
Stranger: well i mean.. you've got to do some weird shi
Stranger: t
Stranger: you might not enjoy it all
Stranger: he has some weird ideas sometimes
You: well if its free idc much
Stranger: ha good
Stranger: you're just like me
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[Fenian Bhoy]

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Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: asl

You: your gay

You: walk away BITCH

Stranger: testing

Stranger: great mean

Stranger: what is the meaning of testing and great

You: WTF your to smart

Stranger: are you great or test

Stranger: what is the difference bettween you and me

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[Fenian Bhoy]

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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: whats up

Stranger: 16/f/nyc, whats up

Stranger: im pretty boredd

You: nothin same here

Stranger: want to cyber?

Stranger: I can show you my offices...

You: no you bad peado

Stranger: lol

Stranger: im not

Stranger: i just like a guy with some spunk

You: WTF

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[Fenian Bhoy]

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You: hey

Stranger: 18 m uk
u?

You: 12 m uk

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[Mace]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: sup?

Stranger: ?

You: whats up?

You: XD

Stranger: türkmüsün

You: ....



You: hi

Stranger: hellou

You: ,3

You: <3*

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Wisconsin... you?

Stranger: finland

You: thats... different

You: :D

Stranger: yes

Stranger: boy or girl?

You: girl

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: sup

Stranger: im fine u?

You: great. As long as your not a perv and your from the USA

Stranger: oh im not fine by the way

Stranger: im bored

Stranger: :P

You: Me too

You: he who waits behind the wall

You: he comes

You: ZALLLGOOO


Stranger: zalgoo?

You: your going to die in ten minutes...

Stranger: oh damn

You: inorite

Stranger: not again :(

Stranger: youre from 4chan? :P

You: Sorta...

Stranger: half my class is 4chan addicted :P

You: :o

Stranger: but what is zalgoo?

You: its a 4 chan meme

Stranger: lol im scared as hell now, ow wait im not

You: say the name candlejack

You: oshit-

You: i just sa-

You: fuc-

Stranger: lol why candlejack?

You: aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww-

You: fuck im going to die n-



You: hey 0h

Stranger: Hi

You: sup homie g

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Stranger: hello

You: sup home g




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Stranger: hi

Stranger: :)

You: :o

Stranger: : O)

Stranger: where are u from

You: *<|:^{[]}

You: the north pole

You: im santa claus

Stranger: heey

You: I have presents for all the little girls and boys

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You: hi

Stranger: buy

Stranger: u

Stranger: http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=4ea00bb2

You: fag

[Kenny M]

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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: good, you?
Stranger: me too, thanks
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Spain, you?
Stranger: germany
You: cool.
Stranger: are you male or female?
You: whichever you want me to be baby
Stranger: yery funny...
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[Kenny M]

Some of the words said in this chat were highly offensive so i will star them out. Also Im sending that Deflowering marie link to eff around with people lmfao

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Stranger: HEIL HITLER
Stranger: HEIL HITLER
You: hi
You: *edited link out*
You: heil porn?
Stranger: OHST WAT
Stranger: is that some referral shit
You: as a jew i demand that you click it for making fun of my race
Stranger: N*****S
Stranger: N*****S
Stranger: N*****S
Stranger: it's blocked anyway
Stranger: lol
You: lawlawlawlawlawlalwlaalwlalwlw
You: really now.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: dumbf**k filter
Stranger: nice counter trolling btw
Stranger: imma go troll moar nao
Stranger: bai
You: bai
You: love you too
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[Kenny M]

Wtf?? I was trying to have a normal conversation

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Stranger: benito?
You: I speak english sorry :[
Stranger: ok i can talk
Stranger: english
You: Oh hi
You: cool
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: good, you?
Stranger: fine fine gracias
You: are you from spain?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: mexico
Stranger: u?
You: Florida
Stranger: very nice place i assume
Stranger: well i must find benito
Stranger: bye now
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[Kenny M]

My favorite yet oh dont click on the link i dont trust it. Conversation lasted 1 second.

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Stranger: TheSmizz.com
You: Hi
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This one came out of nowhere and I had no idea how to comment,

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You: Hi
Stranger: i'm going to kill myself.
You: thats uh.. interesting
Stranger: today. with the toaster and the bathtub.
You: its been proven on mythbusters that it works
Stranger: perfect.
Stranger: my life sucks
You: so does everyone elses
Stranger: what about yours
You: i have a wife 5 kids no money and my wife is gonna die of swine flu
Stranger: my girlfriend cheated on me
You: that sucks
Stranger: k. goign to die now. bye
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[Kenny M]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: fine. you?
You: good good.
Stranger: asl?
You: excuse me?
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Sadly the one below is my only normal conversation.
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You: Hi
You: man theres a lot of weirdos on here
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Well it's the Internet
You: true true
Stranger: What wierd people have u encountered?
You: some kid is gonna kill himself with a toaster, and mostly the other people just send me weird links to porn and sites with trojans
You: its pretty funny
Stranger: Have u gotten any chats where it's just "thesmizz.com" and then they disconnect?
You: yea lmfao
You: just the name makes me not wanna click on it
Stranger: Have u gone to it?
You: nope
Stranger: I got urious after a while...
You: lol
Stranger: It's basically some guys stupid concept for a website
You: lol.. i thought it would be gay porn or something
Stranger: It's google with a pcture of a scantly clad chick on it
You: ah
Stranger: I guess it's kinds a good idea but he executes it poorly
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[Fenian Bhoy]

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Stranger: its a myth until u see one

You: what

Stranger: UFO

You: ok that was random

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Some people are just plain weird

[Fenian Bhoy]

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Stranger: hi

You: hello

You: asl

Stranger: how are you/

Stranger: ?

You: fine how are you

Stranger: good thank

Stranger: from?

You: Scotland you

Stranger: Vietnam

Stranger: nice to meet you

You: same here

Stranger: what do you do

Stranger: /

Stranger: ?

You: im a Ninja

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: are you student?

You: no im a 37 year old Ninja Master

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[Vinyl Hippo]

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Stranger: izmure?
You: ??
Stranger: HELLO, FRIEND
You: Hello
Stranger: WE'RE GONNA BE FRIENDS NOW
You: :)

Stranger: I LOVE YOOOUUU
You: I <3 u too
Stranger: LETS GET MAAARRRRIIEED
You: okay
You: what conutry
Stranger: england
Stranger: yourself?
You: CANADA
You: :(
Stranger: why so :(?
You: atlantic in the way
Stranger: oh yeah, that might be problematic
Stranger: i'm also a dude.
You: cool
Stranger: age/sex?
You: 19 girl
You: u
Stranger: 15
You: thats cool i guess
Stranger: what do you care about?
You: alot of things
Stranger: to be more specific?
You: in what sense
Stranger: never mind
Stranger: your 19? you at uni or anything?
You: yah
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: law
You: and all it glory
You: ??/
You: are you dead
You: :(
Stranger: yes
Stranger: the marriage is off

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Stranger: FUCK U

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: where u from?

You: where u from?

Stranger: ur the guy who just disconnected me just for being in the uk, WELL FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Gkoo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI
Stranger: HI
You: Hail hitler?
You: I love him.
You: Do you?
Stranger: yeah he's cool
Stranger: would u?
You: Yeah
Stranger: zomg
You: Natzis!!
You: Or how ever u spell it.
You: Girl or guy
Stranger: GUY sorry
Stranger: cos ur fag
You: I'm a girl, wats with the sorry?
You: Yeah...
Stranger: ur female?
Stranger: omg
You: Ready with your lotion?
You: lol
Stranger: baha
Stranger: prove ur female with photo of vag
Stranger: or TITS
You: perv
Stranger: no choice
You: Ok, I have blond hair
Stranger: u know how it is
You: blue eyes...I hate em
You: and a ten inch cock!
You: stupid perv
Stranger: u seems intelligent male posing as vag
You: yeah.
Stranger: fuck
You: your the one trying to get it on
Stranger: well
Stranger: when ur a BOY u can do whatev u want
You: you cant get no one
You: I feel sorry for you
Stranger: one sec
Stranger: eating tuna
Stranger: out of a can
You: Lol?
Stranger: :)
You: no...
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: r u <17
You: 16...
Stranger: wait
Stranger: >17
Stranger: 16?
You: ur 17?
Stranger: ur 16?
You: ya, i'm 16
You: u from were?
Stranger: BAI!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Time Glitch]

Apparently the Internet is a sad and lonely place:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: I'm happy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[xFr1ct10nx]

I think I knew what he meant by "I'm Happy!" ;)

[Gkoo]

I think I knew what he meant by "I'm Happy!" ;)

I think we all knew.

[Kenny M]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEIL JESUS!
Stranger: What the hell this isn't the toilet.....
You: may the lord smite you into the ground
You: by thw power invested in me
Stranger: let finish crapping first damnit
Stranger: NOOOO NOT THE WATER
You: crap later my son!
Stranger: Oh, can i take my condom off first?
Stranger: Take Me Lord.
Stranger: oh a divine hold, i'll wait til you get back to the phone then...
You: Jesus!
You: loves you my son@
Stranger: HAIL SATAN AND ALL EVIL OF THE WORLD MAY YOU HAVE PLETIFUL ABORTIONS!!!!
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[Kenny M]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 15 male usa bi, wanna talk?
You: hell no
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: hi
You: im 81 male and like little kids
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GladiateSmiths]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Are you a decent human being who is capable of typing legible English and can properly carry a conversation?
Stranger: uh.yea
Stranger: lol
You: Alright. When will you be starting on that?
Stranger: .......wat?
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: sup?
You: Are you a decent human being who is capable of typing legible English and can carry a conversation?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am
You: When will you be starting on that then?
You: Because your sentence structure is terrible.
Stranger: but
Stranger: right now i wont sex0rz
Stranger: want*
You: Well, good for you. You're clearly not up to my standards.
You: I bid you farewell.
You have disconnected.

The best of the three.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Are you the dude who was about to pass out?
You: Excuse me?
Stranger: I guess not.
You: Clearly...
Stranger: Firefox crashed and I lost a lot of good conversations.
Stranger: Its a shame.
You: Bummer.
You: I like the fact that you're taking the care to properly capitalize and punctuate your sentences.
Stranger: Well, it's not exactly difficult to take the time hold shift or press a few extra keys.
You: Yes, well, based on some other conversations you'd think it would be equivalent to lifting an elephant.
You: People of this generation...
Stranger: Hey now, I'd consider myself part of this generation.
You: I obviously didn't mean EVERYONE. Simply the people in question who clearly don't fully grasp the English language that seem to infest this site.
You: You seem decent.
Stranger: I'm honoured.
You: It's quite rare that someone like you is randomly chosen to chat with.
Stranger: True, I've only seen one other person tonight who punctuated.
You: That being me, or me being a second person?
Stranger: You being the second person.
You: Well, you've officially come across more than I have tonight.
You: Mostly idiots for me.
Stranger: I've been asked, maybe twenty times, about myspace roleplaying.
You: I wouldn't even know what that was.
You: It sounds... Time wasting.
Stranger: Stupid, really.
You: Despite everything though, everyone, I do enjoy this site.
Stranger: Its great for wasting time.
You: Indeed. I found myself bored, so I came here. Mostly to remind myself of the decline of society.
Stranger: Haha.
You: I have this sentence copied, and I paste it just to see what people's reactions are: "Are you a decent human being who is capable of typing legible English and can carry a conversation?"
Stranger: And I'm guessing you were displeased with the responses.
You: All of them. I would have said "all but yours", but you said something before I could say it.
You: We started this conversation in an interesting way...
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: Sadly my efforts to find the gentleman who was about to pass out has all but failed.
Stranger: He being the other person I found that capitalized and punctuated.
You: I don't even want to know why he was about to pass out...
Stranger: Drinking, I believe.
You: And he was still using punctuation?
You: Haha.
Stranger: I know, impressive.
You: Quite.
You: I find it amusing that we can hold this whole conversation and be perfectly content with it, and neither of us has asked a single personal question. Yet, most conversations held here start with "how old are you, where do you live?" or something similar.
You: It makes me want to ask whether that information is really important for striking up a conversation with strangers.
You: Well, I actually have to be going now, but thank you for a worthwhile conversation. For once. Goodbye, and good luck finding the "gentleman about to pass out".
Stranger: Thank you.
Stranger: Good talking to you.
You: Indeed. Goodbye.
Stranger: Have a good life, I suppose!
You: Hmm. I've never ended a conversation like that... It's fitting seeing as this will probably be the only time we'll ever converse. To you too then!
You have disconnected.

[Fenian Bhoy]

ok was that meant to be funny? cuz that was boring

[Fenian Bhoy]

me being a 12 year old girl called ashley and annoying an english kid
WARNING SOME WORDS HAVE BEEN BLEEPED
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: asl

Stranger: r u a girl

You: yes

Stranger: do u live in england

You: Scotland

Stranger: how old r u

You: 15

Stranger: im 13 and im aboy

You: jk im 12

You: im 13 in a month

Stranger: wat is your name

You: wats yours

Stranger: james

Stranger: your name

You: ashley

Stranger: do u wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend

You: i got one

Stranger: pretty pretty plz

You: no

Stranger: wanka

You: fu*in moan then am a boy called Barry and am 12 ya english pri*

Stranger: do u no someone called caprice jekins

You: no...

Stranger: were harder than u scottish shitfaces

You: oh aye you an yer 12 punder guns fight like a f*kin man should ya pu**y bas*ards

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GladiateSmiths]

ok was that meant to be funny? cuz that was boring

I meant it was the best in that it was an actual conversation. I'm not one for being obnoxious. I just make fun of the people that are.

[aMoeba]

Hah, gladiate. I used your trick.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: fm

You: Hello human.

Stranger: ya

You: Are you capable of speaking proper english?

Stranger: yap

Stranger: of course

Stranger: en ,who are you sir?

You: When is that going to begin, may I ask?

Stranger: not ,the time??

Stranger: 0902

You: Honestly, if I told you who I was, do you actually think you'd know me? Let's be honest here. That was an idiotic question. I also prefer not to deal with your type.

Stranger: yap;

Stranger: ok

You: You bafoon.

You have disconnected.

another.. I was quite bored

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

Stranger: Hi

You: Are you capable of monstrosities?

Stranger: i think everybody is.

You: Does a passion burn in your heart for killing monstronsities?

Stranger: I think about it, but I would never act up on those feelings.

You: Do you cream yourself when you get minimum wage?

Stranger: I don't have a job, but I will this summer so I'll let you know.

Stranger: Other than that, I would just cream myself anyway.

You: It seems like you can join us.

You: The details are disclosed as the following:

You: Meet us. We will be outside your house, in two hours and twenty seven minutes. We will commerce with you. Be there. Or don't, but I'm sure you wouldn't like your mom killed with a battery.

You: Now I will leave.

Stranger: ok

You have disconnected.

[xFr1ct10nx]

I meant it was the best in that it was an actual conversation. I'm not one for being obnoxious. I just make fun of the people that are.

And I applaud you for that, I may be one of the few who actually read through your entire post. I want to find a so-called "Gangsta" and try to have a decent conversation with him. Over the internet, of course.

[DeathsFriend22]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Have you ever bashed your face against the keyboard just to see what would happen?
Stranger: no, is it fun
You: yeah
You: try it
You: 6yth6g7
You: ^^That's my result
Stranger: u into self harm then?
You: no lol
You: it doesn't hurt
You: you don't have to hit it hard...
Stranger: why do it? light a spliff and drink a cold one? more fun
You: whats a spliff?
Stranger: replacement keyboards on a lappy are expensive lol....................a joint? weed?
You: oh.
Stranger: brb
You: k
You have disconnected.

Wow. I tried the USA thing..

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hu]
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Failure.

[DeathsFriend22]

I think I just won the prize for longest chat time.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: i am francisco
You: I herd u like mudkipz.
You: do u liek mudkipz?
Stranger: yes
You: :D
Stranger: I like pokemon
You: Yo dawg I heard u like forks so I put a fork in your fork so you can eat while you eat
Stranger: no forks plz
You: cars?
Stranger: chevy silverado
Stranger: (Y)
You: Favorite band?
Stranger: Pendulum
You: hmm
You: never heard of them
You: mine'ss Rise Against
Stranger: They're good too
You: You're the first to know about them today
Stranger: Huh
Stranger: They're a decently popular band
You: eh...depends on where you live
Stranger: I don't know why most people haven't heard of them
Stranger: Well, I guess so
You: cuz most of my friends never heard of em
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: You wouldn't by chance be a /b/ro, would you?
You: no, I have a lot of /b/friends though.
Stranger: Oh, win
You: And I know most of the memes that come from it
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: I wondered why you knew about the Mudkips.
You: lol
You: it's all over this one forum site I frequent
Stranger: Yeah?
Stranger: Where's that?
You: Do you play Halo?
You: It's Xforgery.com
You: a Halo 3 site
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: I've been there
You: REALLY?
Stranger: Shuffling around through threads and such
You: do you have an account?
Stranger: Never made up an account or anything
You: oh
Stranger: D:
You: so..do you play alo then?
You: Halo*
Stranger: Not often
You: ah
Stranger: I don't even know where any of my sexbawks shit is anymore tbh
You: lol
You: that's like
You: $300 missing
Stranger: It's probably in my closet or something
Stranger: XD
You: o
Stranger: CBF to clean it out and look for it though
You: oh. Ya, I know what you mean
You: I hate cleaning shit
Stranger: Indeed
You: So
You: Since you're a /b/ro
You: do you like or hate the user known as "Boxxy"
You: ?
You: hello?
Stranger: He's cool most of the time
You: ...He?
You: lol
Stranger: he, she, it
Stranger: It's the internet
Stranger: ;p
You: ehhh
You: true
You: hmmm
You: What time is it where you live?
Stranger: 10 PM
You: ah same here
You: EST?
Stranger: Yeah
You: What grade?
Stranger: 11
Stranger: Next year*
Stranger: =p
You: oh. You're opne ahead of me
You: OH
You:
so we're at the same
Stranger: Yeah
You: You have to take standasrdized testing yet?
Stranger: I'm up here in New York
You: standardized*
Stranger: So, we've got Regent's exams to take in mid june
Stranger: =__=
You: I'm in VA, we take SOLS
You: I only had to take 1 this year
You: biology
You: and it's hard as shit
Stranger: Heh
Stranger: I loved Bio
You: I think I passed "Advanced" though.
Stranger: I took it last year
Stranger: Ah
You: so automatic 100 on my Final
Stranger: I take Advanced Bio senior year
Stranger: And physics
You: I'm taking AP physics senior year
Stranger: o:
You: and Advanced programming next year.
Stranger: Next year, I take dual credit chemistry
Stranger: It sucks that the only classes that my school offers for dual credits are AP History and DC Chemistry
You: you mean for HS and college by Dual Credits, right?
Stranger: Yeah
You: ah
You: my school has a lot more
You: physics, chem, Gov't, AP classes, etc.
You: well
You: anything AP basically
Stranger: Govt is PIG, right?
You: PIG?
Stranger: Participation in government
You: no
You: AP comparitive Government
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: In our little hick town we take PIG
You: probably the most difficult class I've ever taken
Stranger: (H)
You: do you hate it
You: when teachers give you stupid assignments
Stranger: Wouldn't know yet
Stranger: Don't take it until senior year
You: do you hate it when teachers give you stupid assignments?
Stranger: Of course I do
Stranger: <<
Stranger: Who doesn't tbh?
You: I have one that gives my class a project to do - totally pointless - and as soon as we hand it in she's giving us another one
You: I have to write a 500+ word analysis on a fucking 14 line poem.
Stranger: <<
You: It's English class
You: btw
Stranger: D:
Stranger: My spanish class is so pointless
You: you in Spanish II?
Stranger: Spanish III
You: oh. I'm in II
You: it's stupid.
Stranger: II was easy, since the teacher wasn't a prissy bitch
Stranger: Ms princess
Stranger: <<
You: My teacher can't teach worth shit
You: she treats us like we're 5
Stranger: ^
You: She gives us stamps every day if we're good.
Stranger: <<
Stranger: rofl
You: and we have to reach a certain number of stamps for a grade after each quarter
Stranger: ._.
You: and if we're bad we get a "bad stamp"
Stranger: gay
Stranger: roflcopter
You: which takes 5 stamps away
You: :O
Stranger: XDDDDDD
You: U KNOW ARBY N THE CHIEF?
Stranger: Bitch needs to gtfo
You: ya
You: o ya, here's the best part
You: if we talk while she's giving notes
You: She threatens to write our names down.
Stranger: ._.
You: lol
Stranger: bitch needs to gtfo
Stranger: tbh
You: yep.
You: but it's an easy grade
You: she grades homework on completion, not actual accuracy
Stranger: most of our teachers do that
You: so you can write random shit on a piece of paper 5 minutes before class and get an A
Stranger: pretty much
You: which is probably why I haven't learned a thing all year.
Stranger: lololol
You: in that class at least
Stranger: indeed
You: It's okay though. I'm a genius anyway, I don't need to learn spanish.
Stranger: Hehe
Stranger: Same
Stranger: cos pro
Stranger: (H)
You: what does (H) mean?
Stranger: Hater blockers
You: oh
You: lol
You: so... you have a healthy social life?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: for the most part
You: nice
You: brb, gotta use the bathroom.
Stranger: kay
You: back
Stranger: =D
You: ^ lol
You: it looks like a penis
You: ...hello?
You: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: This looks more like a penis
Stranger: 8=====>
Stranger: Needledick, but whatever
You: LOL
You: now it's getting a little uncomfortable. New subject time :)
Stranger: Heh
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Hmm
You: lotsa hot chix in your school?
Stranger: A few
You: :/
Stranger: =/
You: so there aren't many interesting things to look at?
Stranger: Not really
Stranger: It's either a teacher or the window
You: ehhh that sux
Stranger: Window usually has soemthing more relevant to say anyway
Stranger: rofl
You: LOL

You: ya
You: let's all learn about Shakespeare
You: or some other stupid shit
Stranger: *Looks out window*
Stranger: :3
You: *wishes I had a window to look out of*
Stranger: Hehe
You: *puts head on desk, falls asleep*
Stranger: (Y)
You: ehh...another one. What's this one mean?
You: ?
Stranger: Thumbs up
You: Oh
You: Looks almost like boobies to me
You: ( Y )
Stranger: lolol
You: :P
Stranger: ( . ) Y ( . )
Stranger: Boobs^
You: anyways, I've got these friends in my English class - they're all on the lacrosse team
You: some of the funiest shit happens in there
Stranger: lol
You: the teacher usually comes out of that class in a really bad mood :)
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: same in my earth science/english/geometry classes
Stranger: XD
Stranger: got a bunch of wannabe wangsters in those classes
You: lol haha I don't have a math class this year
Stranger: D:
Stranger: sadafce
Stranger: sadface*
You: I tokk Geometry last summer
You: to open up schedule space
You: and take Programming
You: hey i gtg. Nice talking to you.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Same to you
Stranger: Great talking with you
You: you too =) bai bai.
Stranger: Bye
Stranger: =]
You have disconnected

[GladiateSmiths]

And I applaud you for that, I may be one of the few who actually read through your entire post. I want to find a so-called "Gangsta" and try to have a decent conversation with him. Over the internet, of course.

I know! Any of the modern "gangsta" generation would be awesome to talk to over Omegle. I hate everything about that trend.

To the post above me... 0_o

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: Are you a decent human being who can type proper English and carry a conversation?
Stranger: a decent human has to speak english for you?
You: No, but I'd like to be able to understand what the stranger is saying, and seeing as most people on this site do speak English, and you've already confirmed that you do, it implies that I meant English as the rules and guidelines involved with the language more than the language itself.
Stranger: i was just kidding....i usually disconnect immediately when bad grammar starts off a convo
You: Well, were I to abide by that, I would have disconnected at "hey" seeing as you did not capitalize or punctuate.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I win. =P

[GladiateSmiths]

Despite this person's obvious idiocy, this conversation was extremely entertaining.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m?
You: Are you a decent human being who can type legible English and carry a conversation?
Stranger: Yes I am. :)
Stranger: bah ahhhhahah
You: Then don't ask for my gender.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so
Stranger: how u been
Stranger: havnt seen u in a while
Stranger: hows bob?
Stranger: :)
You: I've been good, and yourself?
Stranger: no no...
Stranger: i need to know
Stranger: about bob
Stranger: >O
You: I'm sorry, I'm not affiliated with any "Bob", or you for that matter.
Stranger: Whoa!
Stranger: Big words
Stranger: this is the internet
Stranger: no need
You: "Affiliated" is a word I'd say should be in any 7th grader's vocabulary.
Stranger: WHOA!
You: Just because I'm using modern technology, I should use short, unintelligent words?
Stranger: yeah! :)
Stranger: lol
You: Well then. If that's what you believe, I respectfully disagree.
Stranger: damn
Stranger: dude
Stranger: u dont
Stranger: seem human
You: I'm quite human. I'm a 14 year old male.
You: I just take pride in my intelligence, unlike seemingly every other person encountered on this site.
Stranger: o.o
You: And you, obviously, don't.
Stranger: welll
Stranger: its pretty
Stranger: weird
Stranger: "D
Stranger: hahaah
You: What's weird?
Stranger: not sure
Stranger: LOl
Stranger: but i see
Stranger: that u like
Stranger: books :D
You: I do. They're a good way to pass time, increase vocabulary, and learn. Also, they're quite entertaining.
Stranger: thats
Stranger: nice
You: I know. Do you think you could have made that one sentence?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: not really
Stranger: ;/
You: Yeah, you could have.
You: It would have looked something like this: "That's nice."
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: no
Stranger: its alright
Stranger: illl talk the way i want to
You: In fragmented sentences that make your intelligence appear to be under that of my four year old cousin?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do you think about god?
You: I'm atheistic. I do not believe that such an entity exists.
You: And you?
Stranger: i dont know what i believe in
You: I see. Well, you should probably capitalize "God" seeing as that's a proper noun.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
Stranger: what are you going to be
Stranger: when you grow up
You: I don't know. I'm only 14, I have a while to consider. Possibly an attorney.
Stranger: umm
Stranger: why do you come
Stranger: to this site?
You: I enjoy mocking those with lesser intelligence than my own.
You: Aren't I sweet?
Stranger: LOl
Stranger: its
Stranger: pretty amusing
You: Indeed. Now I'm going to say something, and I want you to think about it...
You: Take a hint.
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: idk
Stranger: cuase
Stranger: theres too
Stranger: many coices
Stranger: choices
Stranger: to think of
You: By take a hint, I mean that I said I enjoyed mocking people with less intelligence than mine.
You: Including yourself.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: well i dont really care about what people like you think
Stranger: cause its the internet
Stranger: HAHAH
You: And by not understanding that, you've only helped to prove my point.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i was jsut telling you
Stranger: that i dont care what you think
Stranger: what so ever
You: And why is that?
You: What helps you to be so carefree?
Stranger: cause
Stranger: its the internet
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: =.=
You: My opinion of you is no different, regardless of how or where I express it.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so
Stranger: hows life?
Stranger: :D
You: Pretty good. Summer is almost here.
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: summer hasnt even started for me
You: Nor for me. That's why I said "almost here", rather than "here".
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i see
Stranger: wait!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: DONT
Stranger: CORRECT ME
Stranger: !!!!
You: Too late.
Stranger: aww shitnitz
You: I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that word.
Stranger: ohhhh
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: i understand
Stranger: :)
You: I am still mocking you...
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats why
Stranger: i said
Stranger: i understand
Stranger: =.=
Stranger: do u
Stranger: have friends?!
You: I have many, I'm quite popular at school.
You: Contrary to popular belief, intelligence goes a long way.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: sooo
Stranger: do u think
Stranger: were ganna die on 2012?
Stranger: :)
You: Absolutely not. I don't understand the position of anyone who does. "The Mayan calendar ends then!" Yeah, well, it had to end sometime, they can't predict forever, it's simply coincidence.
Stranger: damn
Stranger: thats nice
You: "Damn"? Were you hoping it would?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i meant
Stranger: thats a good answer
You: Well, I like debating.
You: Hence my interest in being an attorney.
You: You have to be convincing.
Stranger: =]
You: What a wordy reply... I count two characters, neither of which are letters.
Stranger: so
Stranger: how long
Stranger: are u
Stranger: going to stay in this chat room
You: As long as you're willing to talk and be ridiculed.
Stranger: damn
Stranger: even
Stranger: for 2 days
Stranger: straight?
You: I severely doubt you have that kind of resolve. Obviously I wasn't being literal.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: well
Stranger: it wasnt obvious
Stranger: that u werent being literal
Stranger: =/
You: Then you've shown me that you are incapable of deductive reasoning.
Stranger: damn
Stranger: i swear
Stranger: u are
Stranger: so smart
Stranger: its so weird!!!
Stranger: LOL
You: I'm really not some genius. There's just a large gap between you and I...
Stranger: wow
Stranger: whats
Stranger: nvm
You: What's what?
Stranger: nvm
Stranger: well
Stranger: imma go sleep
Stranger: ita 1 o clock
Stranger: l./
Stranger: its*
You: Goodnight. Good luck in all of your future endeavors.
You: You'll need it...
Stranger: have fun in ur intellectual world :D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thx
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[HomerSPC]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <Insert 1,000,000 Digits of Pi: http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/index314.html>
Stranger: hey
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You: <Insert x Digits of Pi: http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/index314.html>
Stranger: ooooooooooooooo shit not binary
You: LOL
Stranger: oo wait its only numbers
You: Its Pi Dumbass
You: up to like the 50,000th digit
Stranger: god dam niggers and there pi
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bleep Bloop
Stranger: Oh really?
You: Bleep.
Stranger: Intriguing. How are you this fine day?
You: Bluup
Stranger: Me too. Been up to much?
You: Bleep
Stranger: I've just been working...same old same old. Exams soon. :(
You: Bloup.
Stranger: Now that you mention it, it is quite funny that I keep getting this feeling that I'm constructing a one-sided conversation...
You: BLEWP! RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!
You: BLEWP!
Stranger: Sounds problematic.
Stranger: Anything that can be done to alleviate the problem?
You: BLEEP
You: Blewp.
Stranger: I'm not sure I can offer much help with that I'm afraid. :(
You: Blup
Stranger: Sorry about that. I'm afraid I must go as well...I'm hunting down a friend on here...
Stranger: Take care.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[xFr1ct10nx]

Stranger: god dam niggers and there pi

LOL That is awesome.

Gladiator, I completly hate the trend as well; though I don't use correct grammer all the time, I choose to use it when in a formal conversation such as around yourself.

I don't find it neccesary to use it on the internet a whole lot, but some times when I do would be in like, Greetings, Administrators and Moderators that I don't know very well, PM's, Updates(On SGP), and Formal Discuassions and Conversations(Usuallt not including General Chat, Forum Games, Shoutbox, and Spam Collector here on XF).

I do tend to use many abreviations and acronyms alot even in very formal messages. Not quite sure if this is a good thing.

[HomerSPC]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi hun
Stranger: whats you name
You: brianne
Stranger: m or f
You: what do you think.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Dared to act like a girl. This is the result.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi hun
Stranger: hi ya
You: asl
Stranger: u first
You: 19 f Canada
Stranger: well
Stranger: im 18 m brazil
Stranger: i found too many ppls horny tonight ._.
You: lol
Stranger: r u horny too?
You: well...
You: yeah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i knew it
You: haha
You: well, theres only two types of us
You: ugly bitches and horny girls
Stranger: lol usually men say this, ure first girl that i know that say this truth!
Stranger: said*
Stranger: haha
You: yeah well
You: lot of posers out there
Stranger: ya
Stranger: so
Stranger: what u doing?
You: im surfing the web
You: you?
Stranger: well
Stranger: just talking to u ^^
You: lonely?
Stranger: ya
You: that sux
Stranger: why?
Stranger: o.o
You: because I am lonely too.
You: maybe we can be lonely together?
Stranger: Mmmmm
Stranger: sounds wierd, as far as i know we cant be lonely if we are together?
You: lol...
You: I like smart guys
Stranger: rly?
You: yeah
You: they get me all wet
Stranger: damn dont say that ure wet im getting horny =x
You: exactly what i want
You: webcam?
Stranger: mine is broken...
You: aww
You: thats no fun
Stranger: ya i know
Stranger: did u got a web cam?
You: yeah
Stranger: i was wondering if u wanna show ur self... but i guess u not
You: i dont just give myself away...
You: unless you could give me something
Stranger: i can give u pleasure!
Stranger: hahaha
You: Oooh?
Stranger: damn
Stranger: my cock is moving over my pants
You: Im getting so wet
Stranger: rly? gosh dont say this... my cock is getting hard
Stranger: T_T
You: oh?
You: can I see?
Stranger: no... just imagine my dick getting hard... can u?
You: how big?
Stranger: 17cm hard...
You: ooh
You: I can image it
Stranger: wish i could finger and lick u...
You: I wish I could hold that rod
Stranger: gosh my dick is furious
You: Im so wet. I need to get a cucumber
Stranger: r u fingering urself?
You: I moved on...
You: to a cucumber.
Stranger: tell me what are u felling...
You: the best fuck I've ever had
You: here.
You: Why dont I show you?
Stranger: its up to you
You: one second. Ill get a camera
Stranger: alright
You: I got one. Uploading now <3
Stranger: sweet
You: here it is
You: oh no
You: I uploaded the wrong picture
Stranger: ._.
You: sorry hun
Stranger: nope
You: Here:
You: http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7003/15biuvad5.jpg
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: i knew it
You: I need you to take a seat over there.
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: were too easy (?)
You: the FBI should be arriving any second.
You: I'd like to thank you for the conversation
Stranger: lol
You: this has all been recorded and will be put on national television
Stranger: w/e
Stranger: i dont mind
You: Goodbye, and tell the cops we got another bastard.
You: Thank you.
You have disconnected.

KILL ME. PLEASE. I CAN BELIEVE I DID THAT FOR A DARE. KILL ME.

[wiggums]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: the game
You: NOOO
You have disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: *A Snorlax Appeared*
You: D:
You: Go Magikarp!
Stranger has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello. Have MSN? Have Webcam? asl?
You: Wait,
You: Before I talk to you...
You: Give me 1 reason in LESS THAN ONE WORD, why I should spend my time talking to you.

You: *10 seconds*
You: *5 seconds*
You: *3 seconds*
Stranger: for enjoy!
You: Oh, sorry! Too many words
You: Try again next time!
You have disconnected.

[HomerSPC]

Awww, no coments on mine?

Anyways, another one.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m or f
You: Can I ask you something first?
Stranger: ok
You: Would you please take a seat right over there?
You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: We're doing a story on internet predators and teens.
Stranger: funny
Stranger: well i am a teen
Stranger: soooooo
Stranger: u lost the game mofo
You: The game does not apply in this case, young man.
You: The FBI is at your front door as we speak
Stranger: just to let u know
You: You currently have two choices.
Stranger: i live in canada
You: Red Pill, or Blue Pill.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BabySmuggler]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Oh teacher...

Stranger: oh student

You: I've been a bad girl and my shirt doesn't fit at all.

Stranger: listen to what I have to say

Stranger: well then go get a bigger shirt and throw yourself in the sewer

You: Yes sir??

Stranger: haha get a life

You: Are you sure you don't want my...

You: COCK

You: OH SNAP

Stranger: ahahahaha your not funny at all loser

You: DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

You: SHIT WHATS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF MY MOUTH

You: THATS RIGHT BITCH

You: ITS A SLUG

You: I'M A MOTHER FUCKING ALIEN

You: FUCK YOU

You have disconnected

[Wolverine]

WARNING IT'S A BIT GRAPHIC


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: ( . Y . )
You: Nice huh?
Stranger: 1 min
Stranger: ( . Y . )
Stranger: yep
Stranger:
You: Yours are tiny...
You: Mine are like Pamala Anderson on a good day..
Stranger: really
Stranger: i like
Stranger: huge tits
You: So do I
You: I take them everywhere I go
Stranger:
Stranger: can i see them ?
You: Sure
Stranger: do u have msn ?
You: Meet me at the dark alleyway near your house and i'll show you
Stranger: i wanna see them
You: After you get in my van with no windows
You: I will show you
Stranger: ok now
Stranger: drive ur car to do corner
Stranger: and shout like that
Stranger: ANYBODY WANNA FUCK ME
Stranger: ok
You: Ok, I will d it now
You: I have the ice cream chime as my horn
You: Honk if your horney
You: That's my motto
Stranger: go fuck yourself
You: No you go fuck someone else
You: What now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dow]

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You: Sieg heil
Stranger: hot shit
Stranger: i'm on board
You: FOR THE FUROR
You have disconnected.

[Skittlemeister]

LOL, it's "Fuhrer."

I was actually nice in mine :P I had to mow the lawn.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello!

Stranger: 你你

You: Orly?

Stranger: hi

You: You sneaky you

You: Changing languages...

You: What is your name?

Stranger: meimei

You: Oh?

You: That's interesting...

Stranger: what?

You: That's an interesting name

Stranger: thankn you

Stranger: thank you

You: your velcome

Stranger: and you

You: Me?

Stranger: yes

You: My name is Roger

Stranger: very good name

You: Thank you.

You: Where do you live at, Meimei (or is it simply lowercase "meimei"?)

Stranger: china

Stranger: and you

You: No way?

You: That's pretty cool

Stranger: haha

You: I live in sad, sad Ohio

Stranger: thank you

You: My best friend is actually going to China this summer.

You: I don't know what season it is there, but it's sumer here.

Stranger: me too

You: Cool

Stranger: haha

You: What kind of music do you listen to?

Stranger: Any good music I listen to


You: Awesome. I like all types, as well, but "country" equals disaster

Stranger: oh

You: Well, it was nice talking to you, but I actually have to go now.

You: I doubt I'll ever say hi again, so see you!

Stranger: ohyes

Stranger: bb

Stranger: bye

You have disconnected.

My name is Devon, but I'm paranoid like that.

[Wolverine]

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Stranger: hi
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Stranger: how r u
You: Good
You: Asl?
Stranger: 20 F Canada
Stranger: you
You: 49 M Germany
You: What's your name?
You: Mine is Hitler
Stranger: lion king
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Nusmana
You: What's so funny. My father invented Lion King
Stranger: it's joke
You: WTF is a joke. Where i live you get slaughtered for "jokes"
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dow]

LOL, it's "Fuhrer."

I was actually nice in mine :P I had to mow the lawn.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello!

Stranger: 你你

You: Orly?

Stranger: hi

You: You sneaky you

You: Changing languages...

You: What is your name?

Stranger: meimei

You: Oh?

You: That's interesting...

Stranger: what?

You: That's an interesting name

Stranger: thankn you

Stranger: thank you

You: your velcome

Stranger: and you

You: Me?

Stranger: yes

You: My name is Roger

Stranger: very good name

You: Thank you.

You: Where do you live at, Meimei (or is it simply lowercase "meimei"?)

Stranger: china

Stranger: and you

You: No way?

You: That's pretty cool

Stranger: haha

You: I live in sad, sad Ohio

Stranger: thank you

You: My best friend is actually going to China this summer.

You: I don't know what season it is there, but it's sumer here.

Stranger: me too

You: Cool

Stranger: haha

You: What kind of music do you listen to?

Stranger: Any good music I listen to


You: Awesome. I like all types, as well, but "country" equals disaster

Stranger: oh

You: Well, it was nice talking to you, but I actually have to go now.

You: I doubt I'll ever say hi again, so see you!

Stranger: ohyes

Stranger: bb

Stranger: bye

You have disconnected.

My name is Devon, but I'm paranoid like that.

doinitwrong, it is supposed to be funny

[Skittlemeister]

LOL, alright, hang on a second

[Skittlemeister]

This has to be the strangest conversation I have ever had. I made a few facts up just to mess with the stranger, but those, of course, might be true facts. And don't mind how I talked. I started to do that because of "she" talked.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Helllllooooo

You: Who are you?

Stranger: i hav an odd question but im 11 will u tel me what sex is cos mum wont tel me

You: ...

You: Well, first you have to learn how to understand that the age 11 is not the age to know anything about sex

Stranger: but all my frends no!

Stranger: plz

You: How about you just accept that fact that you shouldn't know and should wait maybe four to five more years

Stranger: wait wait

Stranger: im old enough

You: No, you aren't

Stranger: one of my friends is pregnant

You: You aren't even old enough to reproduce, so you aren't old enough to have sex.

Stranger: i just want to no how that happens

You: Why would you ask me then?

You: Have you ever heard of friends?

Stranger: cos im da onli 1 hu dosent no

Stranger: yh my frends wont tl me

You: Okay, first, start typing correctly

Stranger: ok

Stranger: tel me biatch

You: Second, just understand that YOU ARE ELEVEN YEARS OLD

You: Third, do NOT swear.

Stranger: is biatch somting 2 do wit sex?

You: ...

You: You shouldn't even know the word sex.

Stranger: y?

You: YOU

You: ARE

You: ELEVEN

Stranger: wat age r u?

You: Why does that matter?

Stranger: jus wundrin y ur old enuf nd im not?

You: Yes, if you want to put it that way, I am old "enuf" "nd" you're not.

You: And I am old enough because I understand the integrity of having sex.

Stranger: wat age wer u wen u found out?

You: I was the correct age, which you, currently, are not.

Stranger: are you a nerd?

Stranger: w

You: No, I am not a nerd, I am just old enough to know words that aren't "enuf" and "wundrin."

Stranger: wats integrity mean?

You: Figure it out yourself.

Stranger: is sex a disease

You: ...

Stranger: my friend has pregnancy

You: Yes, it is a horrible disease that will rot your internal organs

You: "Has pregnancy"?

Stranger: yup

You: Is your friend a girl?

Stranger: they took her out of school it got so bad

You: Pregnancy does not get "bad."

You: How old is your friend?

Stranger: 12

You: Okay, you are not able to become pregnant until the age of thirteen and a half.

You: Understand how dim-witted and gullible you are?

Stranger: wel she says u are after ur bum bleeds

Stranger: nd even mommy says i hav 2 stay away 4rm her cos she has pregnancy

You: Pregnancy is not something you have

Stranger: y

You: It's something you are

You: And only a female can become pregnant

Stranger: so is she still a girl?

You: And that means that she is storing a fetus inside of her womb, which will eventually become a baby, and shall be given birth to in approximately nine months.

Stranger: fck it

You: Are your parents readily available?

Stranger: nop

You: As in, are they home?

Stranger: im alon

You: Can you tell me the phone number of your father, please?

Stranger: no

Stranger: pedo

You: Excuse me?

You: No, I am not a pedophile, in fact, far from it.

Stranger: kk

You: I wish to simply tell your parent(s) that they did an absolute horrible job in raising their son.

Stranger: im a girl biatch

You: Then they did a horrible job in raising their daughter.

Stranger: kk

You: I would like you understand what that means.

Stranger: im not that bad

You: Apparently you are if you have any idea what sex is.

Stranger: kk

You: Are you just going to ignore the fact that you are being ridiculously mislead?

Stranger: but if my indian frend caught sum disease 4rm it i aught 2 no wat it is

Stranger: shes married 2 but i no wat dat is

You: Actually, you shouldn't because there is no way to catch a disease from pregnancy.

You: ...

You: Your 12 year old friend is married??

Stranger: fine she caught pregnancy

Stranger: yh

You: You do not CATCH pregnancy.

Stranger: shes 4rm india!

Stranger: its so cul

You: And it is illegal to be married to someone the age of twelve.

Stranger: she wears real cul dresses 2 scul

Stranger: nd bindis

Stranger: her husband is stil in india

You: Are you listening?

Stranger: hes 15

Stranger: yh

You: You, lady, are extremely retarded.

You: Do you know what retarded means?

Stranger: wats dat?

You: It means you do not have the mental or physical capacity to perform certain actions.

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: funny u!

You: I want you to understand something, miss.

Stranger: y

You: You have a long way to go before you understand anything.

Stranger: kk...

You: Please tell your parents that I said they did a horrible job in raising you.

You: Can you do that for me

You: ?

Stranger: no

Stranger: mommy wud cry

You: Well, then, you're fucked.

Stranger: so r u

You: You know, that's a good thing that she would cry.

Stranger: pregnant biatch

You: Me? I am not nor can I become pregnant.

You: Because I am a male.

Stranger: y

Stranger: oh kk

You: And "biatch" happens to not exist as a legit word.

Stranger: i get it now

You: It's actually vulgar slang that means nothing.

Stranger: nd the circumference of a circle is 2pie r

You: You simply called me a word, that doesn't mean something.

You: Actually, it is not.

Stranger: sure

You: The circumference of a circle equals to pi times the radius squared.

Stranger: wat is it den nerdy pants

Stranger: no

You: And pi equals 3.14159265

Stranger: the circumference is around da outside

You: Of course, it has a infinite amount of digits.

You: Yes, I realize that the circumference is "da outside."

Stranger: stupid nerd biatch

Stranger: den da ciircumfrence is 2 by pi(E) radius

You: Did you not read what I said before?

You: The circumference of a circle equals pi times the radius squared.

Stranger: not no! 2pi r

You: Excuse me, but what state do live in?

Stranger: penis ville

Stranger: sweden

You: Which isn't, of course, a state.

Stranger: kk i liv in sweden

You: That, miss, is a country.

Stranger: i no i dnt liv in america

Stranger: i liv in fluschburg in oslo in sweden

Stranger: take dat!

Stranger: ...

You: Well, I am going to end this conversation with this: You, miss, are extremely mislead by many circumstances. You do not undertsand the legalities of certain things. You are too young to participate in any sexual activities. Your parents are lucky Child Services have not taken you away to a better home. Of course, I doubt "Fluschburg" has Child Services, but it matters not. I bid you adieu.

You have disconnected.

[Skittlemeister]

LOL, here is another one which I like a lot.

http://omegle.com/static/logo.png

http://omegle.com/static/tagline.png

3146 users online


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I didn't do it

You: *Gasp* You didn't?

Stranger: Nope

Stranger: It was my evil twin brother

You: You lie...

Stranger: I swear. I've never told a lie in the last 40 seconds

Stranger: past*

You: Then we must raise our pitchforks in unison and smite your evil brother from our village!!

Stranger: Definetely.

Stranger: He is on an UFO though

You: :O

You: That is a problem.

Stranger: That is just 1 of the problems

You: But, I just so happen to have my portable UFO cannon.

Stranger: Great

You: There are more problems???

Stranger: Yep

Stranger: He is a penguin

You: :'(

You: I swore never to kill another.

Stranger: You can't kill a penguin

You: I did once, but then I swore >.>

Stranger: No you didn't. It probably faked it, to get you off its back

Stranger: Penguins are like Chuck Norris

You: Hmm... That is probably true.

You: I happen to know Chuck Norris,

You: Perhaps he can help us!

Stranger: I am Chuck Norris

You: ...

You: Then you know who I am.

Stranger: Of course I do

You: The operation is ruined!

Stranger: Not yet

You: Oh

You: ?

Stranger: We still have 1 last hope

You: Which is?

Stranger: Captain Jack Sparrow

You: But he is off looking for the Fountain of Youth!

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: I haven't talked to him in quite some time. So I wouldn't know

You: I have his number right here.

You: Want me to call him?

Stranger: We still have to get to Davey Jones locker and get the black pearl!

Stranger: Sure. Tell him hi

You: Alright. Hang on.

You: Oh, he says he is a few miles away.

You: He apparently was coming to meet us.

Stranger: That's great

You: Let's go!

Stranger: Aie!

You: I have my jet.

Stranger: I'm riding my cat

You: Oh... :'(

Stranger: It's okay

Stranger: It's one of those without a tail

You: WHy?

You: Oh

You: Alright!!!

You: CHARGE!!!

Stranger: I just came

You: You DID?

Stranger: Yeah. I love cybersex

You: Me too, but it's a bit confusing at times.

Stranger: Like owls

You: Inorite?

Stranger: Yep

You: They're so picky.

Stranger: Yeah. And they party all night. Throwing up everywhere

Stranger: Yet, they're so smart

You: I had to call the cops once.

Stranger: Really? tell me about it

Stranger: It's so interresting

You: Well, I picked up the phone, pressed "9-1-1" and talked to some lady, and the cops came to my house.

You: It was awesome.

Stranger: Yeah?

You: Mhm

Stranger: Good

You: What about you?

Stranger: YouTube - Australia - Land Down Under Do you like this song?

You: Oh yes, that's quite a good song.

Stranger: Yeah.Too bad it's australian though

You: I know, they have the worst accents, and their hair...

You: It's a wonder they are still alive.

Stranger: Yeah. And what the fuck is up with Kangaroos?

You: Yeah? They hop but have no purposes.

Stranger: I mean. Where I come from you can get arrested for having kids in your pockets

You: Here, too.

Stranger: Do you believe in Eating Disorders?

You: I happen to do believe, yes.

You: Why?

Stranger: I think it's a conspiracty, coming directly from The white house

You: The Black House, you mean.

Stranger: conspiracy*

You: Just very recently changed.

Stranger: That depends if you're colourblind

You: True.

You: But Obama is stepping over the line, and is coming in for a touchdown.

Stranger: I like Kobe Bryant better

You: Meh. He needs better hair.

Stranger: And take that thing off his arm

You: Right.

You: By the way, you can tell by the way I walk, I am a woman's man, no time to talk.

Stranger: Definetely. Theese boots are made for walking.

You: And that just so happens to be what they'll do.

Stranger: Yeah. Even when cat's wearing them

You: But he has a sweet hat, you must agree.

Stranger: Definetely

Stranger: If you had to choose. Would you rather have 10 dead babies in 1 tree, or 1 dead baby in 10 trees?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You: What would you do if I sang out of tune,

Stranger: Something nice

You: Oh, really?

Stranger: Of courxse

You: That's nice of you. Thanks.

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[Wolverine]

This has to be the strangest conversation I have ever had. I made a few facts up just to mess with the stranger, but those, of course, might be true facts. And don't mind how I talked. I started to do that because of "she" talked.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Helllllooooo

You: Who are you?

Stranger: i hav an odd question but im 11 will u tel me what sex is cos mum wont tel me

You: ...

You: Well, first you have to learn how to understand that the age 11 is not the age to know anything about sex

Stranger: but all my frends no!

Stranger: plz

You: How about you just accept that fact that you shouldn't know and should wait maybe four to five more years

Stranger: wait wait

Stranger: im old enough

You: No, you aren't

Stranger: one of my friends is pregnant

You: You aren't even old enough to reproduce, so you aren't old enough to have sex.

Stranger: i just want to no how that happens

You: Why would you ask me then?

You: Have you ever heard of friends?

Stranger: cos im da onli 1 hu dosent no

Stranger: yh my frends wont tl me

You: Okay, first, start typing correctly

Stranger: ok

Stranger: tel me biatch

You: Second, just understand that YOU ARE ELEVEN YEARS OLD

You: Third, do NOT swear.

Stranger: is biatch somting 2 do wit sex?

You: ...

You: You shouldn't even know the word sex.

Stranger: y?

You: YOU

You: ARE

You: ELEVEN

Stranger: wat age r u?

You: Why does that matter?

Stranger: jus wundrin y ur old enuf nd im not?

You: Yes, if you want to put it that way, I am old "enuf" "nd" you're not.

You: And I am old enough because I understand the integrity of having sex.

Stranger: wat age wer u wen u found out?

You: I was the correct age, which you, currently, are not.

Stranger: are you a nerd?

Stranger: w

You: No, I am not a nerd, I am just old enough to know words that aren't "enuf" and "wundrin."

Stranger: wats integrity mean?

You: Figure it out yourself.

Stranger: is sex a disease

You: ...

Stranger: my friend has pregnancy

You: Yes, it is a horrible disease that will rot your internal organs

You: "Has pregnancy"?

Stranger: yup

You: Is your friend a girl?

Stranger: they took her out of school it got so bad

You: Pregnancy does not get "bad."

You: How old is your friend?

Stranger: 12

You: Okay, you are not able to become pregnant until the age of thirteen and a half.

You: Understand how dim-witted and gullible you are?

Stranger: wel she says u are after ur bum bleeds

Stranger: nd even mommy says i hav 2 stay away 4rm her cos she has pregnancy

You: Pregnancy is not something you have

Stranger: y

You: It's something you are

You: And only a female can become pregnant

Stranger: so is she still a girl?

You: And that means that she is storing a fetus inside of her womb, which will eventually become a baby, and shall be given birth to in approximately nine months.

Stranger: fck it

You: Are your parents readily available?

Stranger: nop

You: As in, are they home?

Stranger: im alon

You: Can you tell me the phone number of your father, please?

Stranger: no

Stranger: pedo

You: Excuse me?

You: No, I am not a pedophile, in fact, far from it.

Stranger: kk

You: I wish to simply tell your parent(s) that they did an absolute horrible job in raising their son.

Stranger: im a girl biatch

You: Then they did a horrible job in raising their daughter.

Stranger: kk

You: I would like you understand what that means.

Stranger: im not that bad

You: Apparently you are if you have any idea what sex is.

Stranger: kk

You: Are you just going to ignore the fact that you are being ridiculously mislead?

Stranger: but if my indian frend caught sum disease 4rm it i aught 2 no wat it is

Stranger: shes married 2 but i no wat dat is

You: Actually, you shouldn't because there is no way to catch a disease from pregnancy.

You: ...

You: Your 12 year old friend is married??

Stranger: fine she caught pregnancy

Stranger: yh

You: You do not CATCH pregnancy.

Stranger: shes 4rm india!

Stranger: its so cul

You: And it is illegal to be married to someone the age of twelve.

Stranger: she wears real cul dresses 2 scul

Stranger: nd bindis

Stranger: her husband is stil in india

You: Are you listening?

Stranger: hes 15

Stranger: yh

You: You, lady, are extremely retarded.

You: Do you know what retarded means?

Stranger: wats dat?

You: It means you do not have the mental or physical capacity to perform certain actions.

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: funny u!

You: I want you to understand something, miss.

Stranger: y

You: You have a long way to go before you understand anything.

Stranger: kk...

You: Please tell your parents that I said they did a horrible job in raising you.

You: Can you do that for me

You: ?

Stranger: no

Stranger: mommy wud cry

You: Well, then, you're fucked.

Stranger: so r u

You: You know, that's a good thing that she would cry.

Stranger: pregnant biatch

You: Me? I am not nor can I become pregnant.

You: Because I am a male.

Stranger: y

Stranger: oh kk

You: And "biatch" happens to not exist as a legit word.

Stranger: i get it now

You: It's actually vulgar slang that means nothing.

Stranger: nd the circumference of a circle is 2pie r

You: You simply called me a word, that doesn't mean something.

You: Actually, it is not.

Stranger: sure

You: The circumference of a circle equals to pi times the radius squared.

Stranger: wat is it den nerdy pants

Stranger: no

You: And pi equals 3.14159265

Stranger: the circumference is around da outside

You: Of course, it has a infinite amount of digits.

You: Yes, I realize that the circumference is "da outside."

Stranger: stupid nerd biatch

Stranger: den da ciircumfrence is 2 by pi(E) radius

You: Did you not read what I said before?

You: The circumference of a circle equals pi times the radius squared.

Stranger: not no! 2pi r

You: Excuse me, but what state do live in?

Stranger: penis ville

Stranger: sweden

You: Which isn't, of course, a state.

Stranger: kk i liv in sweden

You: That, miss, is a country.

Stranger: i no i dnt liv in america

Stranger: i liv in fluschburg in oslo in sweden

Stranger: take dat!

Stranger: ...

You: Well, I am going to end this conversation with this: You, miss, are extremely mislead by many circumstances. You do not undertsand the legalities of certain things. You are too young to participate in any sexual activities. Your parents are lucky Child Services have not taken you away to a better home. Of course, I doubt "Fluschburg" has Child Services, but it matters not. I bid you adieu.

You have disconnected.




I'm 11!?



And for my conversation:

WARNING REALLY GRAPHIC, NOT FOR ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 14.
Damn, I can't read my own conversation...


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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: ASL????
Stranger: fuck asl
You: Yeah stick it up the man
Stranger: fock off
You: No you fock the man
Stranger: shut up bitch!
You: No, your the bitch that is why your sticking it up the man
You: Once it is up there try shaking it
Stranger: I fuck your mother
You: You fuck the man
Stranger: kiss my ass, bitch
You: No let the man your fucking kick your ass then stick it up there and shake it
You: Maybe you should put salt on it then stick it up your man
You: It makes it really sour
Stranger: How your pussy?
You: No my giant dick
You: It goes in the pussy
Stranger: dick? you havent dick?
Stranger: only small pussy..
You: You haven't any good grammar
Stranger: sorry man its true...
You: You and your boyfriend must both have small penises then, right?
Stranger: I havent, but i fuck all your family!
You: Are you getting wet listening to me tell you about how large my penis is?
You: Because it's really big
Stranger: Really? your boyfrien have small penis?
Stranger: Its realy bad.. i think
You: Really, because when I saw you kissing that guy in the back alley./..
You: u hav bas gramer fucktard
You: Type correctly then tell me about something
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[Skittlemeister]

Ha that's great!

[BabySmuggler]

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Stranger: hi

You: I'm back!

Stranger: from?

You: From that place in that book where the two kids made up and would always go to until at the end of the book the girl hit her head and died.

Stranger: ...............................

You: Remember?

Stranger: i domt know

You: Oh.

You: By the way.

You: I herd u liek mudkipz.

Stranger: my textbook doesnt contain the story

You: Mine contains porn!

Stranger: are you German?

You: Yes.

Stranger: i recognize the Greman

You: And want to see a little background about mudkipz?

Stranger: not really

You: Go to this website!

You: The people are really helpful!

You: http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

Stranger: i don't know whatis mudkipz?

You: Go to that website and you will find out.

Stranger: what do you want to do?

Stranger: ading

You: Adding?

Stranger: advertising?

Stranger: ad-ing

You: I'm not advertising.

You: I'm giving advice.

Stranger: ok isee

You: Ad-vice

Stranger: but maybe i dont need

You: http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

Stranger: Does the website have virus?

You: Nope.

You: Just plain old people.

You: Helping others.

Stranger: i se

You: Check it out?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: Holy Shit!

You: Tee hee

Stranger: What the fuck!

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[Skittlemeister]

OMG! Ha that's hilarious!

This was hilarious for me.

Stranger: hi
You: Will you please stick this Hello Kitty dildo up my ass?
Stranger: no
You: Why not?
You: It’s new.
You: And I am of age.
Stranger: I do not like
You: You do not like asses?
You: You can stick it up my vagina as well.
You: ;)
You: Ooooooh
You: I’m sticking it up my ass myself.
You: It feels so good.
Stranger: You may look for others
You: So tight.
You: Omg
You: Omg
You: It’s so full.
You: Please hold my hand.
You: I need you here with me.
You: AHHHHHHHH
You: OOOOOOOOH
Stranger: hahaha
You: It feels so good.
You: I’m fingering my clit with my toe.
You: It is bringing me to the peak.
Stranger: You continued to say
You: I am about to cum.
You: Pull my finger!
Stranger: I continue to smile
You: I’m cumming!
You: It’s gooshing all over your face!
You: You lick it off.
You: I smile.
You: And giggle.
You: I slowly pull the dildo out of my ass.
You: It is covered in poo.
Stranger: I nip him
You: I hand it to you
You: So you can lick it off.
You: I caress my boobies while you slowly lick my poo off the dildo.
You: You lick your lips when you are finished.
You: I arch my back and slide my fingers down my damp tummy to my swollen clit.
Stranger: You get sick heavy
You: You stick your entire hand into my vagina.
You: I need more!
You: You slowwwwwly slide your other hand into my soaking wet vagina.
You: You alternate thrusts with each hand.
You: I buck and wriggle and squirm.
You: I scream and scream as I cum like crazy.
You: You add your foot.
You: Omg
Stranger: Comfortable ?
You: I can’t take anymore.
You: I’m going to split open.
You: My vagina starts to tear.
You: I start gushing blood.
You: All over your face.
You: The tear continues up my groin.
You: My belly button is split in two.
Stranger: Too fearful
Stranger: Too fearful
Stranger: Too fearful
Stranger: Too fearful
You: I’m still cumming.
Stranger: Too fearful
You: I bleed as I cum and I cum as I bleed.
You: I am in sync with the pain.
You: I hear sirens.
You: The cops are coming.
You: You have killed me.
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
You: They are going to arrest you and you are going to raped in prison.
Stranger: V
You: In the ass.
You: *Dies*
You have disconnected.

[Dow]

lmao most of the people on omegle are turkish or asian.... so oblivious

[Skittlemeister]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Argh, me matey, where be the booty?!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: yarr

Stranger: uh

You: LANDLUBBER!

Stranger: i be viking

Stranger: fear my rape skills

You: MUTINY?!

You: Get my musket!

You: BAM!

You: Viking is dead!

Stranger: a bullet is no match for a viking

You: TIME FOR RUM AND WENCHES!!!

Stranger: we eat bullets for breakfast

You: HAR HAR HAR

Stranger: then cleave our penises by night

Stranger: kinda gay

Stranger: but its all cool

You: You cleave your penis?

Stranger: yah

Stranger: every night

You: MUTINY!!!

Stranger: it heals in like 3 minutes

You: FIRE THE 32 POUNDER!!!

You: BOOM!!!

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[iiHeCtic]

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Stranger: hi

You: so i herd you liek mudkipz

Stranger: what?

You: Do a Barrel Roll !

Stranger: what you mean?

Stranger: i' dont understand

You: I mean penquins are covered in epic win sauce

Stranger: ''

Stranger: ????

Stranger: penquin?

You: guess what...

Stranger: what is it?

You: Im in you're map moving your things

Stranger: and then?

You: teh saucez...i can haz them.

Stranger: oh sorry i dont understand what you say

You: why dun u undrstnd my speak?

Stranger: i not good at English

You: lolololololololol

Stranger: so you use little word......

You: liek mudkipz?

Stranger: haz = has?

Stranger: from?

You: xforgery.

Stranger: ??????

Stranger: xforgery?

Stranger: what is that........

You: u know...where all teh zeros...they fly

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You: So i herd you liek mudkipz

Stranger: How'd you know?!

You: Cauz they are covered in teh epic win sauce

Stranger: Okay, I thought you might have caught me fucking my mudkipz plushy.

Stranger: Thats a reliever.

You: lol...i did. I just thought it would make you uncomforrtable, im outside

Stranger: Yeah?

Stranger: Well be a man

Stranger: You must be swift as the coursing river.

Stranger: Be a man.

Stranger: With all the force of a great typhoon

Stranger: be a man

Stranger: And all the strength of a raging river.

Stranger: Mysterious as the darkside of the moon.

You: be a man

Stranger: And all the strength of a raging fire.

Stranger: That got fucked.

Stranger: =\

You: oh...fail

Stranger: Very fail.

You: Do a Barrel Roll!

Stranger: Wild abra uses a teleport in shame of his fail.

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You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Stranger: i am a horny boy with msn and webcam will you play with me??
You: IT'S EVERYWHERE
You: HELP ME
You: OH GOD
You: PLEASE
Stranger: wath is it??
You: IT'S IN MY MOUTH...
You: ITS AN ALIEN
You: WITH CUM
You: ITS...
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[Vinyl Scratch]

I stole the Abra.


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Stranger: hallo

You: HAI

You: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS

Stranger: yeah.

You: thats nice.

Stranger: ...

You: Do you like Wild Abras?

Stranger: lets talk money..

You: ………Wild Abra Appeared.....…………………………………………………..
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You: USE TELEPORT!

You: Money is

Stranger: D:

You: Money is anything that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts.[1] The main functions of money are as a medium of exchange, a unit of account, and a store of value.[2] In the past, money was almost always commodity money, money with intrinsic value from the commodity of which it is made (eg. gold and silver coins, shells, tobacco leaves, grain). However, modern monetary systems are based on fiat money – money without intrinsic value, but declared by a government to be legal tender, that is, it must be accepted as a form of payment for 'all debts, public and private'. The term "price system" is sometimes used to refer to methods using commodity valuation or money accounting systems.[3]

Stranger: you give me say about

You: Say is a magazine published by and for Aboriginal youth in Canada. In addition to special editions, the magazine is published as five regional editions, three times a year.

Stranger: $120056

You: I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?

Stranger: that should cover all your phone bills

You: I Can Has Cheezburger? (ICHC for short) is the name of a weblog featuring "lolcat"s and other animal images. It was created during 2007 by Eric Nakagawa (Cheezburger), a blogger from Hawaii and his partner, Kari Unebasami (Tofuburger). The website is one of the most popular internet sites displaying "lolcats" (the term is derived from the common internet abbreviation "LOL", meaning "Laugh Out Loud", combined with the word "cat", since the images are intended to be humorous and generally feature cats)[2] receiving as many as 1,500,000 hits per day.[3] [4] ICHC was instrumental in bringing animal-based image macros and lolspeak into mainstream usage.[5]

According to TIME Magazine, the website was acquired by a group of investors in September 2007 for US $2 million, thus reaffirming it is possible to make millions off of other people's content creation. [6][7]

ICHC was created on January 11, 2007, when Nakagawa posted an image from Something Awful of a smiling grey cat, known as Happycat, with a caption of the cat asking, "I can has cheezburger?" in a style popularized by 4chan. It is from this image that the site derives its name. After posting similar images, Nakagawa then converted the site to a blog

Stranger: what

Stranger: dissconct

[Vinyl Scratch]

Pretending to be crazy is fun.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: als?

You: tomato!

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: onion

You: carrot!


Stranger: malon

You: kiwi!

Stranger: Strawberry

You: Cherry

Stranger: Potatoes

You: Famine!

Stranger: are you korean?

You: Chairman Mao!

Stranger: Orange

You: Yellow!

Stranger: Watermelon

You: Black peopel!

Stranger: human

You: Dog!@

Stranger: no eat

You: Pet

Stranger: i don`t eat dog

You: I do eat dog food

Stranger: wow

Stranger: where are you from?

You: A small town girl/

Stranger: why

You: Y - The twentyfifth letter in the alphabet

Stranger: hm...

You: thoughts

Stranger: are you crazy?

Stranger: Michael Jackson

Stranger: sad...

You: Manic or Demented. Your choice

Stranger: manic

You: WOOO!

You: Sweetroll for Phimian!

Stranger: don`t understand

You: SWEETROLL FOR PHIMIAN!


Stranger: yes

You: TEARING CHILDREN'S HEADS OFF!

You: EXCEPT FOR KARLY.

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[wiggums]

I stole the abra thing, and did this:

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You: ………Wild Abra Appeared.....…………………………………………………..
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……………-,¯¯*~„¸….’*~–„„„„„„,|–,¸..ƒ*’……………’~„¸¸„„-~|¸/-\~|**’……¸………
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You: What do you do?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: a cat?

You: Too late! Abra uses: Teleport!

[iiHeCtic]

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Stranger: hey

You: I just won the game!

Stranger: how?

You: I jsut won...Which means you just lost. And so did i!

You: Yeyz

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[Skittlemeister]

WARNING: Spoiler Alert For Public Enemies.

Nolai.



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You: FUUUUUUUUUU-

Stranger: hi

You: I likey the poledance.


Stranger: hi

You: I do!

Stranger: hi

You: Argh

Stranger: hi

You: Answer me damnit

Stranger: hi

You: You and your greetings

Stranger: hi

You: WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!

Stranger: hi

You: Fuck

Stranger: hi

You: ARRGGHHHHH

You: inb4hi

Stranger: hi

You: HA

You: BITCH

You: I WIN

Stranger: hi

You: DAMNIT

Stranger: hi

You: Why must you torture me?

Stranger: hi

You: YOU!!!

Stranger: hi

You: GO EAT A PINEAPPLE.

Stranger: hi

You: .

You: wat

Stranger: hi

You: Spoiler Alert: Dillinger dies.

Stranger: hi

You: And Bale's character shoots himself.

Stranger: hi

You: Baby Face Nelson gets hit a few times.

Stranger: hi

You: And dies.

Stranger: hi

You: ARE YOU BLIND?!

Stranger: hi

You: God no longer exists

Stranger: hi

You: I'm 12 and what is this?

Stranger: hi

You: Slowpoke is Slow

Stranger: hi

You: DO A BARREL ROLL!

Stranger: hi

You: I'm 13 and almost have a girlfriend.

Stranger: hi

You: Abra uses Teleport!

Stranger: hi

You: GO-GO GADGET LEGS.

Stranger: hi

You: Omg, I am covered in winsauce.

Stranger: hi

You: OSHI-

You: I HERD U LEIK MUDKIPZ.

Stranger: hi

You: Damn.

Stranger: hi


You: Z-z-z-ZOMBO BREAKER


Stranger: hi

You: 1 minute, 40 seconds.

You: FLAT.

You: By the way I wasn't joking when I said Spoiler Alert.

You: FTL.

Stranger: hi

You: OVER 9000!

Stranger: hi

You: Leik, teh bestest, Publik Enemayz.

Stranger: hi

You: Teh pr0nz. They be heer nao!

Stranger: hi

You: Monieyzsz for teh cookehz?

Stranger: hi

You: FREEH>!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

You: Mutiny!

You: Blame Stosh

You: /Turns

You: FUCK YOU STOSH

You: And your goddamn pirate robot army.

Stranger: hi

You: This was funnier when you were all leik "Hi."

Stranger: hi

You: <3

You: By the way, I am a homosexual.

Stranger: hi

You: Want to stick it in me?

You: I'll be all leik "Nowai!" And you'd reply "STFU, n00b, yeswai!"

Stranger: hi

You: Confucius say "Man who jizz on cash register come into lots of money."

Stranger: ihl pwwn yuh fur mehsohs

You: Confucius say: "If screw no fit, use bigger hammer"

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[A Baaaaad Panda]

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Stranger: Hey stranger!
You: Yo dawg
You: asl
Stranger: m finland
Stranger: 18
You: 5/yes/in the vagina
Stranger: :)
You: You're cool
Stranger: you too
You: everyone else just leaves after that
Stranger: hehe
You: So, do you know the muffin man?
Stranger: mmm... nnno?
You: The one on Dreary Lane?
Stranger: haven't heard
Stranger: :/
You: RETARD
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[Skittlemeister]

Lolwut.

[Pel]

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Stranger: I'm horny
You: Me too
You: Wanna do it?
Stranger: Oh yeah
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Stranger: hey
You: Wazzap?
Stranger: I'm a guy looking to cam with a hot girl
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Stranger: girl?
You: No...
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Stranger: h
Stranger: hi
You: Hello thar!
Stranger: whats up
You: Not much, you?
Stranger: nothing
You: Well, then there is no reason for this conversation to continue. Goodbye.
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You: Hello.
You: ...
You: .....
You: .......
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Stranger: hey'
Stranger: male/female?
You: Guy.
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You: Eyyy.
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[Pel]

Not for light readers...


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Stranger: egg

Stranger: egg

Stranger: egg

You: A sprayfart!

Stranger: egg

Stranger: egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg 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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Skittlemeister]

You must post in other-than-purple!

That was quite humorous.

[Pel]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i do wish to do you
You have disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: weh u come frah
You: Look to your left.

You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Brb.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You have disconnected.

[Pel]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ASL is boring
Stranger: Let's cut the foreplay
Stranger: So how big is your penis?
You: 8 inches
Stranger: GODDAMN
Stranger: Mine is only 9
You have disconnected.

[Pel]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey, bra.
Stranger: Things you do that nobody knows about
You: Masturbate in my backyard in the afternoon?
Stranger: really same hear in the tool shed
You have disconnected

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ##Vote: Obvscum
Stranger: Don't even try it.
Stranger: DON'T
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Stranger: 呵呵
You have disconnected.

[Pel]

v Awesome v
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey
Stranger: LISA WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH TIM LAST NIGHT?
Stranger: I THOUGHT WE WERE DATING
You: Very much.
Stranger: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING
Stranger: LIKE WHAT????/
You: You don't even want to know.
Stranger: IF YOU WANT THIS RELATIONSHIP TO GO ON YOU BETTER TELL ME
You: Well, what if I don't?
Stranger: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING
Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
Stranger: YOU WANT TO HURT MY FEELINGS
You: Nope, nope, and yes.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: best conversation ever
You: Whoa, hardcharge. Take it easy with the caps lock.
Stranger: what?
Stranger: it is BOTHERING YOU?
You: VERY MUCH SO!
Stranger: WELL THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Pel]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: r u asian?
You: No...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sir Shazmanoid]

I've had better. :P

It's fun to play games like the repeat game, where you repeat everything the stranger says. It usually goes like this...

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: where r u from?
Stranger: california.
You: california.
Stranger: really??? what city?
You: really??? what city?
Stranger: *insert city name here*!
You: *insert cuty name here*
Stranger: wow really?!?!? maybe you go to my shcool what's your name?
You: wow really?!?!? maybe you go to my school whats your name?
Stranger ... Hey I see what your doing!!!1!!
*disconnect*

Or the finish he lyrics game, which is sort of self-explanotory.

You say a couple lines from a song and see if the other person finishes them.

Fun fun fun. Omegle is fun. :D

[KB]

Stranger: hey :)

You: whoa

You: why the fuck are you talking to me?

You: who the FUCK are you?

You: what the FUCK

Stranger: wow you seem nice

You: why did you FUCKIN start talking to me

Stranger: fuck you

You: I have FUCKIN tourettes. You got a FUCKIN problem

Stranger: i think you do too

Stranger: but thats ok

You: im sorry

You: im really sorry

Stranger: no your not

You: i hope we can be friends

You: maybe lovers

Stranger: no thats okay

You: maybe sex partners

You: maybe

Stranger: okay sure why not

You: i have lots a cushion for the pushin

You: i weigh 342

Stranger: gross

You: im sorry

Stranger: wtvr

Stranger: freak

You: i love you

Stranger: wow love ya too

Stranger: male?

You: your the first person to ever say that to me

Stranger: lol well i love alot of ppl

You: are you bisexual

Stranger: oh yea

You: nowai

Stranger: hope ya dont mind

You: i love you

Stranger: love ya gtoo babe

Stranger: *too

You: SECOND TIME EVUR IN MAH LIFE!!!!11!!!

Stranger: lol wow

Stranger: your not very loved are you?

You: my mom always tells me to get out of her basement and get a life and stop playing world of warcraft but I CANT HELP it

You: im a level 423 OGRE!!!

You: AN OGRE!!!1!!

Stranger: wow good for you.

Stranger: love that game!

Stranger: so fun!

You: do you have world of warcraft?!?!?!

You: You should add me!!!

Stranger: hella yea obviously

Stranger: no thanks

You: Im dwarfogrelord3421

Stranger: lol ok maybe when im on next time

You: sweet!

Stranger: :)

You: im gonna come and move in with you!

You: your so nice!

Stranger: well thanks i guess

You: and I have a sexual urge to make love with you

Stranger: sounds goo

Stranger: d

You: that is why i am glad your a bisexual

Stranger: but only on mondays and friddays when my husbands away with his mistress

You: oh okay

You: your husband is a DICK

You: i FUCKIN hate him!

Stranger: well you fuckin hate the world.

You: no because i love you

Stranger: oh okay

You: without you, i would seriously kill myself

You: thank you so much

Stranger: i havent asked asl?

You: whats that mean

Stranger: age. sex. location

You: 44, transexual, my mothers basement

Stranger: wow

You: you dont love me anymore?

You: just because I have TWO PARTS

Stranger: i still love ya

You: oh okay

Stranger: lol

You: :)

You: i am so glad you love me

Stranger: yeah same her

Stranger: *here

You: but i think we're not meant for eachother

Stranger: i need to explore the world more first

You: i need to explore my grammy vagina before i explore yours

You: hehe thats my favorite thing in the WORLD!

Stranger: ok well who said i had one?

You: i did.

You: look out your window

Stranger: ok why

You: YOU LOOKED DIDN"T YOU!!!!1!

You: you want me there!

You: I know it!

You: imma go there in my thong ready for sexy times!!!

Stranger: lol yea cuz i totally looked with my bf right here!

You: tell your boyfriend i FUCKIN hate him

Stranger: lol why

You: because. IM UR REAL BOYFRIEND

Stranger: i have 3

You: i have 7!!

Stranger: bfs?

Stranger: oh and another 10 gfs

You: i have 17!!

Stranger: good for you

Stranger: i dont love you anymore

You: what

You: i am going to kill myself

You: fur real

Stranger: i cant have someone cheating on me :(

You: fur realz

Stranger: ok you do that

Stranger: see if i care

You: baby, what happened to our love!

Stranger: it was lost

You: why?

You: is it what i eat?

You: Is it because i hav FUCKIN tourettes?

You: IS IT!!!1!?

Stranger: wat is that

You: fuck you!

You: I NEVER LOVED YOU!!!

You: I NEVER LOVED ANYONE!!!

Stranger: FUCK YOURSELF

You: FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!

You have disconnected.

[Pel]

Wow. I seriously just read all of that...