You know you play too much Halo when...

[Skittlemeister]

1. You paint tennis balls blue and attempt to "stick" people.

[MNM1245]

2.You try dual weilding forks at dinner

Can we only add 1 at a time?

[Skittlemeister]

No add as many as you want.

3.) You walk up to your SUV and wait for the "Press RB to enter Warthog" to appear in the top right of your vision.

[PsychoBucket]

4) You are trying to move something heavy and think "if only I had some rockets!"

[CostlyAxis]

5) When using the restroom, you'll announce "Bomb armed" and when you flush, "Bomb disarmed" (or "Bomb reset").

[Skittlemeister]

6.) You attempt no-scopes at the park.

7.) You punch your girlfriend in the spine and yell"Betrayal!"

8.) You climb up a flag pole, rip the flag off, yell "Flag Taken!" If you get awya with it, yell "Flag Captured!" If not, yell "Flag Reset!" Rinse, wash, repeat.

[MNM1245]

9.When you jump from high places and tell people that you don't take falling damage
10.Your pet is named after a Halo character like Cortana or Chief
11.After a camera flashes you see a crosshair in your vision
12.You go around town using 1337 speak
13.When you play other games and kill people five times in a row you say Killing Spree in that cool narrators voice. This also counts for double kills, headshots, etc.(I do this on CoD4 and FC2 XD)
14.You walk throught the ghetto with no worries because you think you will respawn
15.If someone is better than you at something they are a hacker in your eyes
16.When you jump while you run in an attempt to go faster
17.You hum Halo music during school/work
18.You throw stuff out after using it because you think it will respawn


Those are a few I thought of I think I have told those to numerous threads on Bunige like this so.

[Coyote1023]

19. You want to go to theater to watch something that just happened in your life or to figure out something that just happened

[wiggums]

20. you kill people.

[RightSideTheory]

20. you kill people.

Damn.

[Skittlemeister]

21.) Something is too high to reach by jumping, so you crouch while you jump.
22.) You blow up your car for fun and you know it'll respawn.
23.) You hire bodyguards and walk around town saying "VIP" in that cool voice. Then if you die, one of your bodyguards should say "VIP Killed."
24.) You walk in jerky motions because you are experiencing "lag."
25.) Your TV turns off and the black screen appears you yell "LAG!"
26.) You buy a katana and strap it to your back just because it looks cool.
27.) You dress up as a Grunt/Jackal for Halloween.
28.) You literally attempt to complete all the Halo 3 achievements in real life.
29.) You get the newest DLC the half-hour it comes out.
30.) You actually OWN Halo 3 :P

[Vinyl Hippo]

The words dead, battery, and pack cause you to have a mild panic attack. (not mine)

(my sig has one too)

[xFr1ct10nx]

When you start singing, "I Wanna Write You a Love Song" to RST

or

When you assault your mom with a taco, either one is bad.

[wiggums]

You kill people, and repeatedly crouch over their body.