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Toon324
08-26-2011, 09:21 AM
I found out about this game, and it seems fun!

Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole. Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

Example:
Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"
Poster 2: "Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it."
"I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"
Poster 3: "Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship."
"I wish for..."
And so on...

I will start,

I wish I was a billionare!

Enjoy! http://bv.bashurverse.com/images/emotes/lol.gif
Prod
08-26-2011, 09:28 AM
Granted but it's delivered in pennies and while you are sleeping so you drown in your own wealth and are then impaled as the weight causes your house to collapse causing severe internal bleeding.

Then you die.

I wish i had the new PSVita pre-release (i.e now).
mista tipsta
08-26-2011, 09:48 AM
Granted, but due to a defect it emits extreme radiation and you develop cancer.
I wish i was a fish.
Dark Halcyon
08-26-2011, 10:07 AM
Granted, however, you are a large-mouth bass in a river and are quickly caught by a professional fisherman to later be gutted, cleaned, and eaten for supper.

I wish I could examine the universe through any and all spectrums of light as I see fit.
GOG TOXIC
08-27-2011, 01:25 AM
Granted, but you will lose your sense of hearing, smell, and taste, and the nerves in your body will no longer function, thus removing your sense of touch as well.

I wish Mass Effect hadn't been delayed.
RodziR
08-27-2011, 02:09 AM
Granted, but the game was heavily incomplited and rushed so they forgot to put Tali on it which made you insane and you had to be locked into asylum.

I wish I lived in the USA.
Skittlemeister
08-27-2011, 06:36 AM
Granted, but only as a homeless illegal immigrant who dug his way into the country and can't get a job because who contracted lepresy.

I wish my wish wasn't granted.
SnoozieDoes
08-27-2011, 07:52 AM
Granted, but now it's not so it is...wait a minute!

Paradox!!! :derp:

I wish the people on Finland would be cooler.
mista tipsta
08-27-2011, 01:10 PM
Granted, but now you're so cool you're frozen solid (like Canadians!).

I wish blue team would just win already.
Skittlemeister
08-27-2011, 03:40 PM
Granted, but the server breaks down as soon as they reach the winning score, and the game ends up not finishing, so they really didn't earn anything, causing severe debate and bickering.

I wish that tipsta was me, and I wasn't tipsta.
Toon324
08-27-2011, 03:41 PM
[EDITED]
Granted, but no you no longer exist.

I wish for three more wishes!
GOG TOXIC
08-27-2011, 09:12 PM
[EDITED]
Granted, but no you no longer exist.

I wish for three more wishes!

Granted, but they will all be corrupted and/or backfire horribly.

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted, changed, or modified in any way whatsoever.
Skittlemeister
08-27-2011, 11:27 PM
Granted, but they will all be corrupted and/or backfire horribly.

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted, changed, or modified in any way whatsoever.
Granted, but you die.

I wish for a skeleton made of crystal.
SnoozieDoes
08-28-2011, 02:10 AM
Granted, but it is so fragile that it breaks to pieces.

I wish RodziR would move to another country.
Skittlemeister
08-30-2011, 05:18 AM
Granted, but the country accepts him as their new ruler and eventually spreads its sphere of influence across the world, taking it over in a second Holocaust-type situation.

I wish for an indestructible pet.
Letol
08-30-2011, 05:49 AM
Granted, but it's an ant, and it runs away to live the life of a stray.

I wish... for a deck of cards that could never be ruined.
Prod
08-30-2011, 06:40 AM
Granted but you lose 5 of the cards when you lose and decide to throw them at your friend. You never find those 5 cards again... 400 years in the future the full deck of cards is found by a small child who uses them to build a society and therefore return the human race to it's pre-apocalyptic state.

I wish i never had to have a hair cut and that it would stop growing when it got to a length that i was happy with.
Toon324
08-30-2011, 02:51 PM
Granted, but then you became unhappy with your hairstyle and wanted it cut shorter, but it COULDN'T BE CUT.

I wish I didn't have school this year.
Skittlemeister
08-30-2011, 03:33 PM
Granted, but then you became unhappy with your hairstyle and wanted it cut shorter, but it COULDN'T BE CUT.

I wish I didn't have school this year.
Granted, but you die from a flesh-eating virus.

I wish I had laser feet.
Letol
08-30-2011, 05:22 PM
Granted, but you accidentally shoot your feet with your own laser feet when you look into a full size mirror, effectively neutralizing them from ever shooting lasers again.

I wish... that I had a bottle that never ran out of cold, clean water.
Skittlemeister
08-30-2011, 05:25 PM
Granted, but you accidentally shoot your feet with your own laser feet when you look into a full size mirror, effectively neutralizing them from ever shooting lasers again.

I wish... that I had a bottle that never ran out of cold, clean water.
Granted, but you fall asleep one day with it looming overhead, and a slight rattle from the nearby garbage truck explosion sends it falling and opening on your face, effectively drowning you.

I wish that I had a mirror that reflected me in more than three dimensions.
Dark Halcyon
08-30-2011, 07:22 PM
Granted, but it reflects you in the fourth dimension and all you ever see is something like this (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/55/8-cell-simple.gif).

I wish I had the voice of Pete Stacker.
Prod
08-31-2011, 05:30 PM
I wish I had the voice of Pete Stacker.
Granted, but i steal your eyes.

I wish for a big bushy beard.
Dark Halcyon
08-31-2011, 06:29 PM
Granted, but i steal your eyes.

I wish for a big bushy beard.

Granted, but you are caught in a house fire which you would've survived had you not wished for the big, bushy, flammable beard.

I wish I could enter and exit slipstream space as I please by cutting a hole into an eleventh dimensional space time, surrounding myself with a quantum bubble, and exiting wherever I choose.
ShortkidPena
08-31-2011, 06:37 PM
Granted, but you are caught in a house fire which you would've survived had you not wished for the big, bushy, flammable beard.

I wish I could enter and exit slipstream space as I please by cutting a hole into an eleventh dimensional space time, surrounding myself with a quantum bubble, and exiting wherever I choose.

Granted...but you accidentally destroy earth by doing this and the entire human population is destroyed.

I wish I was a firebender
Alzarahn
08-31-2011, 06:50 PM
Granted...but you accidentally destroy earth by doing this and the entire human population is destroyed.

I wish I was a firebender

Granted, but you accidentally burn Katara and vow to never use firebending again.

I wish I had not posted this.
Iron
08-31-2011, 06:54 PM
Granted, but you accidentally burn Katara and vow to never use firebending again.

I wish I had not posted this.

Granted, but due to your inability to click "Delete Post" it's there.

I wish I had Skyrim.
Toon324
08-31-2011, 08:12 PM
Granted, but it when you start the game, you find yourself surrounded by floating paintbrushes and can't escape.

I wish the companion cube could talk.
Letol
08-31-2011, 08:50 PM
Granted, but it when you start the game, you find yourself surrounded by floating paintbrushes and can't escape.

I wish the companion cube could talk.

Granted, but it speaks Pentlatch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentlatch_language), and only Pentlatch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentlatch_language).

I wish that my car never ran out of gas.
Iron
08-31-2011, 09:05 PM
Granted, but it speaks Pentlatch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentlatch_language), and only Pentlatch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentlatch_language).

I wish that my car never ran out of gas.

Granted, but electricity and hydrogen cars take over.

I wish I still had Skyrim.
Toon324
09-01-2011, 05:25 AM
Granted, you still do, and while still stuck behind your paintbrushes you see a really hot cat-girl who invites you to journey with her, but finds you stuck and so leaves with another man.

I wish Iron would just get it already.
RodziR
09-01-2011, 08:27 AM
Granted, but because Iron got it you can't have it.

I wish my posts would start making sense.
Skittlemeister
09-01-2011, 08:46 PM
Granted, but Null sets a thing where they all immediately get deleted.

I wish I could teleport indefinitely.
RodziR
09-02-2011, 12:00 AM
Granted, but you are teleporting all the time and you are not existing in known world, but living in a void until you die.

I wish I had a polar bear that has laser attached on it's head.... and it would obey me
SnoozieDoes
09-02-2011, 01:25 PM
Granted, but you accidentaly order it to eat you.

I wish Mass Effect 3 will be great and on time.
Dark Halcyon
09-07-2011, 10:18 AM
Granted, but you accidentaly order it to eat you.

I wish Mass Effect 3 will be great and on time.
Granted, but you instantly become homeless the day of its release and you have no more money so you cannot buy the game.

I wish I weren't invincible.
Toon324
09-07-2011, 03:12 PM
Granted. You are then run over by a car.

I wish for a potato.
Prod
09-07-2011, 03:39 PM
Granted, but it contains an evil AI which kills you.

I wish to be able to master any skill.
Skittlemeister
09-08-2011, 09:58 PM
Granted, but you master the skill of memorising pi to every digit ever recorded, and simply sit in your room reciting the numbers forever, rocking slightly to the sound of your rhythmic babblings.

I wish for CARNIVOROUS CONFETTI LASER MONSTERS AT MY COMMAND. And I don't order them to hurt me ever.
Sgt Pepper
09-10-2011, 12:22 AM
Granted, but everyone you love or care about will either be eaten... including your pets.

I wish i could make better maps on halo.
Iron
09-10-2011, 12:42 AM
Granted, but everyone you love or care about will either be eaten... including your pets.

I wish i could make better maps on halo.

Granted, but Halo dies forever.

I wish it was November 11th, 2011 already.
Sgt Pepper
09-10-2011, 12:47 AM
Granted, but they sell all copies of skyrim before you can get one and they decide not to sell any more.

I wish i had a super cool robot arm.
Iron
09-10-2011, 01:09 AM
Granted, but they sell all copies of skyrim before you can get one and they decide not to sell any more.

I wish i had a super cool robot arm.

Granted, but people with cybernetic augmentations turn evil and kill everybody, except people that want Skyrim.

I wish that I could 日本語を話す.
Sgt Pepper
09-10-2011, 02:14 AM
Granted, but no one else in the world will ever speak that language again.

I wish i had full control of everyone's actions.
Prod
09-10-2011, 04:27 AM
Granted, and it's great, until you grow old and lose your mind. when you finally die of old age so does society and the human race becomes extinct.

I wish for a nice cup of tea.
RodziR
09-10-2011, 04:59 AM
Granted, but then you realize that you wanted coffee instead.

I wish Iron would realize that there is many good RPGs out there and Skyrim is not that big deal.
Sgt Pepper
09-10-2011, 02:19 PM
Granted, but you are smited for your grammar skills before you can enjoy it.

I wish to have a copy of Halo 4 right now.
SnoozieDoes
09-10-2011, 03:38 PM
Granted, but it runs only on Xbox 720, wich won't be released until the day Halo 4 comes.

I wish I could watch MLP FIM season 2 from the internet.
Iron
09-10-2011, 04:11 PM
Granted, but it runs only on Xbox 720, wich won't be released until the day Halo 4 comes.

I wish I could watch MLP FIM season 2 from the internet.

Granted, bt it turns out MLP turns into a real time television series, meaning guys in pony suits.

I wish I had Hello Kitty Island Adventure 2.
Dark Halcyon
09-11-2011, 02:19 AM
Granted, bt it turns out MLP turns into a real time television series, meaning guys in pony suits.

I wish I had Hello Kitty Island Adventure 2.
Granted, but you eat a bullet two days later.

I wish for a shot of Sambuca, Fireball, and Gin. WALLEYED!
Sgt Pepper
09-11-2011, 03:07 AM
Granted but then you are forced to take three consecutive shots of the Kraken without a chaser.

I wish they had minecraft as an iPod app.
Toon324
09-11-2011, 10:59 AM
Granted, but the controls suck so you lose all love for Minecraft and miss out on the amazing things in the final release.

I wish I could watch a whole season of anime in a minute and retain all the info from it as if I had watched it in real time.
Prod
09-11-2011, 11:00 AM
Granted but you lose all pleasure from it and hate anime.

I wish for a nice, down to earth, beautiful girl.
Iron
09-11-2011, 11:23 AM
Granted but you lose all pleasure from it and hate anime.

I wish for a nice, down to earth, beautiful girl.

Granted, but she turns into a whore.

I wish that I could wish.
Letol
09-11-2011, 12:43 PM
Granted, but she turns into a whore.

I wish that I could wish.

Granted, but none of your future wishes will ever be granted.

I wish for a sandwich.
ShortkidPena
09-11-2011, 01:36 PM
Granted, but none of your future wishes will ever be granted.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, but the sandwich is actually made of sand

I wish that I had a copy of Mass Effect 3.
RodziR
09-11-2011, 02:39 PM
Granted, but After you have beaten it you go tell Iron that it's better than Skyrim and he has no other choice, but to kill you with katana.

I wish I had time to play ME1 and ME2 right now.
Dark Halcyon
09-13-2011, 05:29 AM
Granted, but After you have beaten it you go tell Iron that it's better than Skyrim and he has no other choice, but to kill you with katana.

I wish I had time to play ME1 and ME2 right now.
Granted, but your Xbox catches fire for some reason.

I wish I could point my finger and yell "pow!" to kill people.
Sgt Pepper
09-13-2011, 05:46 AM
Granted, but it ends up as a police chase, much like the story of deathnote without a hidden identity, to hunt you down and kill you.

I wish for invisibility.
Dark Halcyon
09-29-2011, 08:50 AM
Granted, but it ends up as a police chase, much like the story of deathnote without a hidden identity, to hunt you down and kill you.

I wish for invisibility.
Granted, but you walk out into the street and are run over because the driver of a semi-trailer couldn't see you.

I wish I was a tree.