TheGrimPeeper28
06-24-2008, 11:29 PM
Yet again SLi HaloshooteR makes another story about the Webmaster himself, Achronos.
Achronos… yes you heard me right. The big man himself… the keeper of the keys if you will. The man they call “the modern day Aristotle… with a Mike Tysonesque right hook.” Achronos was a young Scottish lad born into a family of cousins and brave siblings. His father was an English major, with a minor in advanced Physiology, who graduated from the University of St. Andrews at the juvenile age of 19. His father was a well-known quilt maker in the small town of Haddington, East Lothian.
But enough lolligagging… The story begins when Achronos’ (at that time) dilegent father was drafted into the Scottish army and forced to take a leave of absense from the family life. This left 18 year old Tom Achronos in charge of the 13 something children and teens of the family.
Three years went by without even the faintest signal from his father. Tom began to lose faith in life, his family, and himself. But Achronos stood strong and would not yeild to such an agonizing fate. He kept the family in tact for another 2 years until his sister Mary-Ellen grew old enough to become the foster mother of the family.
Achronos grew tired of waiting and decided to take his destiny into his own hands. So four days after escaping his so called family, he embarked on a quest for power. He found just that when he arrived at the Glaskow Internation Airport. Thomas had feared that his life of poverty would mystify any chances of pursuing a successful career. But destiny struck when he bumped into the almighty Shishka who had been scavenging the hills of Europe with his faithful banpuppy. The two fell in love (not really… that would be weird), and decided to embark on a quest for world domination.
After hijacking the plane somewhere over the Northern Atlantic, Achronos found his calling. Rather than being taken aback by the advanced technology presented by the plane’s cabin controls, Achronos instead embraced them. He instinctively moved every knob and switch as if he had been a pilot for decades. Shishka, who had already banhammered the whole entire planeful of unsuspecting passengers, marveled at the eloquence that Achronos showed.
With his incredible ability and understanding of electronics, the FBI felt it no more rewarding than to give Achronos a job in the Bureau. But the work was tedious and down-right strenuous on Achronos. He wanted to do more with his life…. He wanted to experience new thrills.
When Achronos turned 33, he decided that enough was enough. He called in his faithful companion Shishka for what can only be referred to as a MASSACRE. Shishka struck the Bureau with so much force, the CIA even felt the aftershocks.
This was Achronos’ chance! He finally knew what he had to do. He had to develop some type of company that only he could master. With the help of his anti-virus/anti-human being system, he did that. Shishka and his trusted banpuppy annihalated every form of resistance that attempted to obscure Tom’s dream.
His anger towards his family and humanity still lingers. And that is why he is the dubious man that we see today.
Quite a long one, but still a great story.
Achronos… yes you heard me right. The big man himself… the keeper of the keys if you will. The man they call “the modern day Aristotle… with a Mike Tysonesque right hook.” Achronos was a young Scottish lad born into a family of cousins and brave siblings. His father was an English major, with a minor in advanced Physiology, who graduated from the University of St. Andrews at the juvenile age of 19. His father was a well-known quilt maker in the small town of Haddington, East Lothian.
But enough lolligagging… The story begins when Achronos’ (at that time) dilegent father was drafted into the Scottish army and forced to take a leave of absense from the family life. This left 18 year old Tom Achronos in charge of the 13 something children and teens of the family.
Three years went by without even the faintest signal from his father. Tom began to lose faith in life, his family, and himself. But Achronos stood strong and would not yeild to such an agonizing fate. He kept the family in tact for another 2 years until his sister Mary-Ellen grew old enough to become the foster mother of the family.
Achronos grew tired of waiting and decided to take his destiny into his own hands. So four days after escaping his so called family, he embarked on a quest for power. He found just that when he arrived at the Glaskow Internation Airport. Thomas had feared that his life of poverty would mystify any chances of pursuing a successful career. But destiny struck when he bumped into the almighty Shishka who had been scavenging the hills of Europe with his faithful banpuppy. The two fell in love (not really… that would be weird), and decided to embark on a quest for world domination.
After hijacking the plane somewhere over the Northern Atlantic, Achronos found his calling. Rather than being taken aback by the advanced technology presented by the plane’s cabin controls, Achronos instead embraced them. He instinctively moved every knob and switch as if he had been a pilot for decades. Shishka, who had already banhammered the whole entire planeful of unsuspecting passengers, marveled at the eloquence that Achronos showed.
With his incredible ability and understanding of electronics, the FBI felt it no more rewarding than to give Achronos a job in the Bureau. But the work was tedious and down-right strenuous on Achronos. He wanted to do more with his life…. He wanted to experience new thrills.
When Achronos turned 33, he decided that enough was enough. He called in his faithful companion Shishka for what can only be referred to as a MASSACRE. Shishka struck the Bureau with so much force, the CIA even felt the aftershocks.
This was Achronos’ chance! He finally knew what he had to do. He had to develop some type of company that only he could master. With the help of his anti-virus/anti-human being system, he did that. Shishka and his trusted banpuppy annihalated every form of resistance that attempted to obscure Tom’s dream.
His anger towards his family and humanity still lingers. And that is why he is the dubious man that we see today.
Quite a long one, but still a great story.