TheGrimPeeper28
06-23-2008, 11:18 PM
Posted by SLi HaloshooteR in the Bungie Community forum
This didnt belong in the halo 3 forum (where it was originally posted), so im reposting it here
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I traveled to a small Parisian village in the hills of France last year with a few relatives. I heard some stories about the one they call "SHISH (the KA never comes out)."
The story goes that this "beast" they call shishka... this Monster if you will, was born into a rather violent family. All of his childhood and early adolescence, he dreamed of escaping this vast, desolate home in the mountain region. He dreamed of detaching himself from the monstrosity he called a family.
When he was 23, he did just that. He was in the family shed, no more than 40 yards from the back door of the house. While trying to build a contraption to escape, he stumbled upon a silver lining box. Interested, he took the box to his room where he stowed it away under his bed.
Many nights later, he heard a growl coming from the window. When he looked outside, a ferocious puppy lay there... eyes glowing, and teeth snarling. Frantically, Shishka slid to the foot of his bed. Without thought or common sense, shishka threw upon the silver-lined box with all of his might. And there it lies. The one tool that could save him.... The mighty banhammer
The power was too great for him to handle however, for he was still young. But the fierce, blinding light of the "hammer" was so intense, the puppy outside cowered in fear. Shishka ran to the puppy in an attempt to slay him and to end the creature once and for all. What Shishka did not expect to find was love. The puppy's eyes were full of charm and obedience... they were holistic.
Shishka tamed this wild puppy and used he and his mighty banhammer to overthrow the tyranny of his parents. He ran wild and rampant with his mighty hammer of justice. Some say that he may have even dated the hammer for a time being (although some scientific evidence finds that to be absurd and physically impossible).
At the age of 39, Shishka was spotted in a small town just north of Lyon, France. The sighting was one of many to come in a years time. The cities were in utter chaos as Shishka neared the populated regions of France.
His banhammer was too much for the French army, as they would soon surrender their forces to the Banhammer. (Bungie's first step towards world domination). A year later, FBI agents, who were in search for the lost Shishka, stumbled upon what looked like an ancient burial ground. Upon further investigation, they found this to be the resting grounds of Shishka's faithful banpuppy.
Little is still known to this date except that he works for Bungie. Many people speculate that his true soul died; others assume that he the hammer has finally run out of domination, while some still believe that he roams the countryside in search of something. That something...... is world domination.I LOL'd. Very hard
This didnt belong in the halo 3 forum (where it was originally posted), so im reposting it here
'
I traveled to a small Parisian village in the hills of France last year with a few relatives. I heard some stories about the one they call "SHISH (the KA never comes out)."
The story goes that this "beast" they call shishka... this Monster if you will, was born into a rather violent family. All of his childhood and early adolescence, he dreamed of escaping this vast, desolate home in the mountain region. He dreamed of detaching himself from the monstrosity he called a family.
When he was 23, he did just that. He was in the family shed, no more than 40 yards from the back door of the house. While trying to build a contraption to escape, he stumbled upon a silver lining box. Interested, he took the box to his room where he stowed it away under his bed.
Many nights later, he heard a growl coming from the window. When he looked outside, a ferocious puppy lay there... eyes glowing, and teeth snarling. Frantically, Shishka slid to the foot of his bed. Without thought or common sense, shishka threw upon the silver-lined box with all of his might. And there it lies. The one tool that could save him.... The mighty banhammer
The power was too great for him to handle however, for he was still young. But the fierce, blinding light of the "hammer" was so intense, the puppy outside cowered in fear. Shishka ran to the puppy in an attempt to slay him and to end the creature once and for all. What Shishka did not expect to find was love. The puppy's eyes were full of charm and obedience... they were holistic.
Shishka tamed this wild puppy and used he and his mighty banhammer to overthrow the tyranny of his parents. He ran wild and rampant with his mighty hammer of justice. Some say that he may have even dated the hammer for a time being (although some scientific evidence finds that to be absurd and physically impossible).
At the age of 39, Shishka was spotted in a small town just north of Lyon, France. The sighting was one of many to come in a years time. The cities were in utter chaos as Shishka neared the populated regions of France.
His banhammer was too much for the French army, as they would soon surrender their forces to the Banhammer. (Bungie's first step towards world domination). A year later, FBI agents, who were in search for the lost Shishka, stumbled upon what looked like an ancient burial ground. Upon further investigation, they found this to be the resting grounds of Shishka's faithful banpuppy.
Little is still known to this date except that he works for Bungie. Many people speculate that his true soul died; others assume that he the hammer has finally run out of domination, while some still believe that he roams the countryside in search of something. That something...... is world domination.I LOL'd. Very hard