The Super Bowl

[ACloggingtons]

Pittsburgh secures its sixth super bowl win in what proved to be the greatest super bowl i have witnessed, and one if the greatest all-time.

Scoring summary:
Steelers-Cardinals
***1st Quarter***
3-0 Jeff Reed field goal after Big Ben touchdown is overturned by a challenge.
***2nd Quarter***
10-0 Gary Russel puts it in the endzone from about the one.
10-7 Kurt Warner passes to B. Patrick (his first touchdown of the season)
17-7 James Harrison intercepts a Kurt Warner pass on the goal line and returns it 100 yards as time expires in 1st half ***Longest play in -------- Super Bowl history,will go down as one of, if not the, greatest plays in Super bowl history***
Halftime (terrible show)
***3rd Quarter***
20-7 Jeff Reed field goal after not one, but two goal line stands by the Cards.
***4th Quarter***
20-14 Kurt Warner pass to Larry Fitzgerald to cap a brilliant no huddle drive.
20-16 Justin Hartwig called for holding in the endzone, Cards get the Safety.
20-23 Kurt Warner pass up the middle to Fitzgerald, 64 yards, go ahead score
27-23 Big Ben pass to MVP Santonio Holmes for the final go ahead score, capping a brilliant drive, and an amazing game.

Its indeniable that this was a great game, and both teams were deserving of playing in it.

My pregame prediction was 27-15 Steelers, but I'll take the win. I also predicted Santonio Holmes winning MVP.

Thoughts? Comments? Favorite Commercial? Overall, What did you think?

P*S* (My favorite commercials were the doritos ones, and the One second "High Life" commercial.)

[Murdock Sampson]

Pittsburgh secures its sixth super bowl win in what proved to be the greatest super bowl i have witnessed, and one if the greatest all-time.

You forgot to mention that the Steelers earned over 100 yards in penalties. That's also a Superbowl record.


17-7 James Harrison intercepts a Kurt Warner pass on the goal line and returns it 100 yards as time expires in 1st half ***Longest play in -------- Super Bowl history,will go down as one of, if not the, greatest plays in Super bowl history

I'll admit that this was amazing. which also shows I'm unbiased.


***3rd Quarter***
20-7 Jeff Reed field goal after not one, but two goal line stands by the Cards.


The call was ridiculous. It was simply momentum. And really that should be assessed at the kick off. But they did break the record for "Shortest Superbowl Field Goal" twice.


***4th Quarter***
20-14 Kurt Warner pass to Larry Fitzgerald to cap a brilliant no huddle drive.
20-23 Kurt Warner pass up the middle to Fitzgerald, 64 yards, go ahead score


I'm actually surprised with how little Fitzgerald did in this game compared to others.


Its indeniable that this was a great game, and both teams were deserving of playing in it.


IDK about that.


P*S* (My favorite commercials were the doritos ones, and the One second "High Life" commercial.)

There was another REALLY short one. They were both hilarious.

[DeathsFriend22]

my fav commercials were the Doritos ones, the "LMAO" commercial, and the Bud Lite commercial where the guy suggests that they don't buy Bud lite for every conference and then gets thrown out of the 3rd story window. :)

[thatdamnhippie]

I hate the steelers. They shouldn't even have 6 superbowl wins because the superbowl against Seattle. But thats besides the point.
Yeah the Steelers did good, I would have just liked to see Arizona win :P

[Null Parameter]

Are you guys crazy?!? This was the best part of the Super Bowl (http://i.gizmodo.com/5144199/prank-of-the-year-comcast-tucson-airs-graphic-porn-during-super-bowl-nsfw).

[Murdock Sampson]

didn't see it

[Null Parameter]

didn't see it
It only happened in Arizona, so most people didn't see it.

[MovingTarget602]

Are you guys crazy?!? This was the best part of the Super Bowl (http://i.gizmodo.com/5144199/prank-of-the-year-comcast-tucson-airs-graphic-porn-during-super-bowl-nsfw).
only you would actually find something like that, and watch it...kinda creepy :scared: lol

[Murdock Sampson]

oh okay.

Disgruntled are so cool. They're the only people who get things done. Even if half the time its only pranks.

I cooked up this fake statistic to help prove my point:


Percentage of Problems Caused by Different Parties

2% Animals
6% Religions
7% Small Animals
9% Sad People
10% Mercury Poisoning
26% Misunderstandings
30% Understandings
35% Terrorists
45% Al qaeda
95% Disgruntled Employees
1.5% Other

[Null Parameter]

only you would actually find something like that, and watch it...kinda creepy :scared: lol
I never actually watched it, just read the article ;P

[Murdock Sampson]

Yep. Guy Porn = Gay Porn

[MovingTarget602]

I never actually watched it, just read the article ;P
I don't believe you! lol

[Denominator]

Are you guys crazy?!? This was the best part of the Super Bowl (http://i.gizmodo.com/5144199/prank-of-the-year-comcast-tucson-airs-graphic-porn-during-super-bowl-nsfw).

Wow. Can you imagine watching that with your daughter?

By the way - that's the worst move ever. Movement of your penis and/or balls in that fashion looks painful.

[DeathsFriend22]

Best comercial in Super Bowl History:

E-Trade (1999?)

[Denominator]

Best comercial in Super Bowl History:

E-Trade (1999?) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnQMq5wtZcg)

I hate that commercial. Absolutely hate it.

[DeathsFriend22]

I hate that commercial. Absolutely hate it.

:bs: No wai! Nobody should hate that commercial!

lol jk. I still like it - it's my favorite one :)

[Null Parameter]

:bs: No wai! Nobody should hate that commercial!

lol jk. I still like it - it's my favorite one :)
I wasn't a big fan of it either. Although, I do enjoy these monkey commercials........

YouTube - Trunk Monkey Compilation

[DeathsFriend22]

I wasn't a big fan of it either.



:O Oh noes!

I'm the only one who liked that ad!?
i r alone... :tumbleweed:

[Denominator]

I wasn't a big fan of it either. Although, I do enjoy these monkey commercials........

YouTube - Trunk Monkey Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCUBxgdKZ_Y)

THAT IS NOT A MONKEY

Now that that's been established, a quick lesson in primatology.

Monkeys have tails:

Monkey
http://www.coloradocollege.edu/dept/PC/RepresentativePhy/Pages/Photoshop/Problem%20Pictures/spidermonkey.jpg

Monkey
http://azldc.com/?q=system/files/images/Squirrel-Monkey.jpg

Monkey
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/1024/japanese-macaque.jpg

Monkey
http://www.naturetrek.co.uk/pics/mp_Gelda_Baboon.jpg

Monkey
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/977/50491346.JPG

Monkey
http://www.naturalphotos.com/sekercioglu/madagascar/images/MG8-TnZoo-RTLE.jpg

So, now you know what a monkey is. But Denominator, the one in the video doesn't have a tail, what is it?

It is a chimpanzee.
http://www.sundownersafaris.com.au/images/chimpanzee_3.jpg

Chimps do not have tails. Chimps, along with Bonobos, Gorillas, Orangutans, Gibbons, Siamangs, and Humans make up the Apes.

Ape
http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/primate/new/Grundmann/bonobo_eg.jpg

Ape
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1345/779785013_e1d2973f6d.jpg?v=0

Ape
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/1024/orangutan-traveling-forest.jpg

Ape
http://www.durrell.org/library/animals/White-Handed-Gibbon2.jpg

Ape
http://i.pbase.com/u35/dougj/large/16600533.138_3824p.jpg

Now you know the difference between apes and monkeys.

And the reason those commercials make me made? Chimps aren't the jumpy, fun pals that the media makes them out to be. That's gorillas. Chimps are angry mofos that can and will fuck you up on a whim.

http://www.maddogmedia.com/chimp.gif
http://image10.webshots.com/11/4/31/40/132743140dJzdrj_ph.jpg
http://www.billybear4kids.com/Rozi/angry/anger2.jpg

[DeathsFriend22]

:backontopic: k... So Is there anyone other than me who actually liked that commercial? i thought it was hysterical!

[PsychoBucket]

By the way - that's the worst move ever. Movement of your penis and/or balls in that fashion looks painful.

Wait . . . you watched it . . .

[Denominator]

Wait . . . you watched it . . .

Of course I watched it. I'm confident enough in my sexuality and my own endowment that seeing another man's penis doesn't bother me.

[PsychoBucket]

Of course I watched it. I'm confident enough in my sexuality and my own endowment that seeing another man's penis doesn't bother me.

Its one thing to not be bothered by it. Its another to go out of your way to see it.

[Denominator]

Its one thing to not be bothered by it. Its another to go out of your way to see it.

Going out of my way to see it would be searching it out. Clicking on a link provided and then clicking on play wasn't very far out of my way.

[DeathsFriend22]

:o Denominator is gay!?!?

lol jk man. jk.