King of the Hill

[cory21]

The rules are simple: Take the hill in any method you can. Example: Fred currently has the hill. I hire an army of Suicide Grunts to take the Hill."
Also, I'm going to keep track of the winner (the one with the most time in the hill), and post it here, so be sure to fight back. (Assuming the times on the forums posts are all synchronized to the same time...)

Each point is awarded for each minute in the hill. Theres been so many new rules, this isn't accurate any more...
Current winner: GOG TOXIC

GOG TOXIC- 914
Phenomenal- 660
cory21- 582
PsychoBucket- 537
Sir Shazmanoid- 534
Sgt Jackson CC- 504
Artifex- 457
Innersandman13- 445
Skittlemeister- 423
Sotha Sil156- 408
Pinohkio- 369
Master Debayter- 284
FirePhoenix117- 273
RetsofNoraa- 219
Drizzt- 195
l33tmeerkatslol- 183
Fenian Boy- 173
RightSideTheory- 165
HLG Flashpoint- 134
DIRT JOCKEY- 133
Zesty- 126
Costly Axis (?)- 55
Jpec07- 44
Bonh Krieger- 35
Pirates- 32
HLG Viper- 29
Nick the Ratman- 19
Vandal- 18
Blue-6
Null Parameter- 5
Rorak Kuroda- 2

Last in hill: Red Team

Last updated: August 9, 5:56
My turn: Cory21 finds a wild hill. Cory21 controls the hill.

EDIT: Also, any points earned in night-time hours that put you far in first place are divided by 2. If you earn night-time points but they don't put you past third place, then you can keep the full points.

EDIT 2: Due to the recent popularity of 'teams,' I've had to make a few rules for them. Being in a hill with multiple people divides the points between all the people in the hill, but you do get a little extra back. You also get bonus points whenever you take over multiple people in the hill. You can find more information in the spoiler at the bottom.
One more thing, a team can only have up to 6 people and must have a designated color.

EDIT 3: These rules are subject to change at any time :)

EDIT 4: Once the 1,000 point mark is reached, all points will be divided by 2/3 to make the game a little closer.


Scoring for teams now uses this new system shown below:


2 members= p*.7
3 members= p*.6
4 members= p*.5
5 members= p*.4
6 members= p*.3
For bonus points when killing a team= +4 points for each person in the hill. You may only get these points if you hold the hill for (3 * number of people you killed)

Example:

If Orange Team kills 6 people in the hill, Orange Team get (6 * 4) 24 points plus their own hill time if they held the hill for at least 18 minutes

[Master Debayter]

Cory021 currently has the hill. I knocked him out of the hill with a gravity hammer. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[InnerSandman13]

The hill moves directly to Sandman's position. He then forges several bunkers around the hill. He places AI turrets and marines in the bunkers. Sandman controls the hill.

[Master Debayter]

The hill moves directly to Sandman's position.Can he do that?

[l33tmeerkatslol]

Master Debayter questions the ability of the hill moving. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC uses his god powers to smite the hill with lighting so it spawns in his location. Which happens to be on a country in Europe that begins with L. Before you can take the hill you have to figure out where it is.

Oh, and BTW, GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[InnerSandman13]

Sandman, using his excellent memory and cloning ability, heads to the countries of Lithuania, Luxembourg, Latvia and kicks out GOG. Sandman controls the hill.

[Master Debayter]

Master questions the godly destruction of the hill. A small church at the edge of town confirms that there is no use for such destruction to move a hill. GOG Toxic's actions are undone and Sandman's are erased from existance. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[l33tmeerkatslol]

l33tmeerkatslol controls the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

Hill moved.

GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[Master Debayter]

Master picks up a sniper rifle and headshots Toxic from a distance. Then he rushes into the hill. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[Sotha Sil156]

Sotha beats Master Debayter in a Children's Card Game. Sotha controls the hill.

[Nuggedee]

Bonh 48 shots Sotha but falls off a ledge...

No one controls the hill.

[Blue]

Someone is about to enter the hill but Blue Shell comes out of nowhere and blows him up. Blue Shell controls the hill.

[Skittlemeister]

Someone is about to enter the hill but Blue Shell comes out of nowhere and blows him up. Blue Shell controls the hill.
Skittlemeister eats Blue Shell. He then transports the hill to a new dimension along with him, and password locks it. He now controls the hill.

[Artifex]

Skittlemeister eats Blue Shell. He then transports the hill to a new dimension along with him, and password locks it. He now controls the hill.

Skittlemeister dies from blood loss due to Blue Shell's spikes. The dimension is locked forever. (did I just ruin all the fun?)

[Blue]

Skittlemeister eats Blue Shell. He then transports the hill to a new dimension along with him, and password locks it. He now controls the hill.

Leonardo DiCaprio enters a dream and Ellen Paige re-creates that dimension along with the hill, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt kills Skittlemeister. Leonardo DiCaprio now controls the hill in a dream.

Skittlemeister dies from blood loss due to Blue Shell's spikes. The dimension is locked forever. (did I just ruin all the fun?)

Nope.

[Artifex]

Leonardo DiCaprio enters a dream and Ellen Paige re-creates that dimension along with the hill, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt kills Skittlemeister. Leonardo DiCaprio now controls the hill in a dream.

The dreamer's conscience becomes aware of the intruder in the dream and kills Leonardo DiCaprio throwing him into Limbo. The dream now controls the hill.

[Null Parameter]

The dreamer's conscience becomes aware of the intruder in the dream and kills Leonardo DiCaprio throwing him into Limbo. The dream now controls the hill.
Null phases over from his lucid, hot, sex dream. Being the only one currently in this dream, Null, and his sexiness, control the hill.

[DIRT JOCKEY]

Null Parameter awakes from his dream in a panic as he hears something loud outside his window-
Dirt Jockey steals Nulls Tankhttp://www.xforgery.com/forum/images/pets/pet262144.png
Dirt Jockey now controls the hill.

[Artifex]

Null phases over from his lucid, hot, sex dream. Being the only one currently in this dream, Null, and his sexiness, control the hill.

Artifex manifests in Null's disgusting dream as his lover. Artifex jumps out of bed and rolls Null up in his mattress and throws him off the hill. Artifex now controls the hill.

Edit: Damnit, got ninja'd.

Artifex manifests in Null's room and goes super saiyan on Dirt Jockey. It's over 9000. Artifex now controls the hill.

[Nuggedee]

Bonh gets shot, but lags because his brother is downloading something so he doesn't die and boards the tank and smashes DJ's face with his fist.

Bonh controls the hill.

[Artifex]

Bonh gets shot, but lags because his brother is downloading something so he doesn't die and boards the tank and smashes DJ's face with his fist.

Bonh controls the hill.

Bonh ignored my post. Therefore he lost control of the hill, Artifex still controls the hill.

[DIRT JOCKEY]

Artifax ignored my post, therefore does not control the hill. Dirt Jockey Controls the hill, and he just stole Bonh's ride too !
http://www.xforgery.com/forum/images/pets/pet134217728.png

[Artifex]

Artifax ignored my post, therefore does not control the hill. Dirt Jockey Controls the hill, and he just stole Bonh's ride too !
http://www.xforgery.com/forum/images/pets/pet134217728.png

I didn't ignore your post, do you not see my edit? Artifex controls the hill due to Dirt Jockey's inability to read edits.

[Master Debayter]

Master uses the posting ignorance as a distraction to assasinate DIRT and Artifex who were fighting for hill control. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[Nuggedee]

Bonh is angry, therefore he turns green.

http://www.all-creatures.org/recipes/images/i-mustardgreens.jpg

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC triggers the halo ring while hiding in one of the forerunners safe house things that I forgot the name of. Everyone except GOG TOXIC and the hill are eliminated

[Master Debayter]

Master waits for his bubble shield to be destroyed then snipes Toxic while he's distracted. Master Debayter, and his sniper, control the hill.

[Nuggedee]

Toxic forgot what they were called so grabbed the wrong instruction manual and dies in his dumpster. Bonh is currently a plant, he is not sentient, he is not destroyed bonh controls the hill once he calms down.

[Sotha Sil156]

A giant earthquake creates a giant chasm in the earth that encompasses the hill. Bohn and the hill fall into the center of the earth. Sotha does not wish to follow them because it is too hot. Because Bonh burned up in the fire, the hill is unoccupied.

[Nuggedee]

Someone messed up the placement of the hill and it's now moved to the surface. Bonh slingshots back out the other side of the earth and is now chinese and controls the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC Brings a covenant scarab shoots bonh and puts the hill inside it.

GOG controls the hill

[Nuggedee]

Bonh is playing on easy so he doesn't die and destroys the scarab and rides away in a chariot with a nuke in his pocket.

[GOG TOXIC]

Unfortunately the nuke countdown timer was on and and bonh krieger and his chariot are vaporized in a massive explosion. GOG TOXIC places the hill in a warthog and drives off into the sunset

GOG TOXIC controls the hill.
Oh and BTW, the warthog is indestructible and I am invincible and I set the hill to never move. and the arbiter from halo wars is in the Gauss turret

[Nuggedee]

I board Toxic then I assassassassasssassassinate Toxic because invincibility doesn't block that and I steal his warthog and turn everyone else's ability to drive vehicles off

[InnerSandman13]

Sandman steps in and says, "IN B4 DEATH!" He then summons the powers of Chuck Norris and kills Bohn and the Arbiter. Sandman then puts the hill on moving and revokes Bohn's edit options. He then revokes everyone else's option to do so the moment they enter the game. Sandman also removed the power to do it himself. Sandman then forges a few bunkers and AI turrets. Sandman controls the hill. He also has an army of trolls and pedobears.

[Nuggedee]

Bonh buys a Jtag and hacks invincibility and invisbility and insta-kill and supa-speed. Then mods the hill to be him and switches to playing mass effect 2.

[Vandal]

My army of huntards attacks the hill

[Sotha Sil156]

My army of huntards attacks the hill

Your army of huntards failed to do anything.

[cory21]

WE'VE EMP'ED THE ENEMY.

All your electronics are disabled (for 2 minutes) while cory21 makes his way into the hill victoriously.

EDIT: Since Sotha Sil didn't actually say he was in the hill, but posted last, he gets half points for his hill :)

[Fenian Bhoy]

I nuke the hill. I make my own new hill and I rule it.

[Sir Shazmanoid]

I use my ninja skills to sneak into the hill and assassinate Fenian Bhoy. Watch the madness from a safe distance with some popcorn. Fenian still controls the hill.

[cory21]

cory21 uses Tartarus's Hammer and pulls Fenian Boy out of the hill. Cory21 controls the hill.

[Master Debayter]

Master pops out from an air pocket in the ground and slashes Cory in the back with an energy sword. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

Sniped!
GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[cory21]

Cory21 uses Hologram and GOG TOXIC shoots the holo instead. Cory021 kills him with the Plasma Launcher.

[DIRT JOCKEY]

Dirt Jockey respawns inside the hill with an Overshield and a Shotgun (wtf-who designed this map) killing cory with one round. Dirt Jockey controls the hill.

[l33tmeerkatslol]

Dirt get's 250 points and the game ends. A new game starts. The hill is empty.

[GOG TOXIC]

I walk into the hill

[l33tmeerkatslol]

I host boot Toxic from the game and sprint into the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

I rejoin use hacking skills to take leader and boot you from the game.
I control the hill

[PsychoBucket]

I walk into the hill. As GOG TOXIC begins to aim his gun, I pull a Taco out of my pocket. GOG TOXIC is instantly memorized by this deliciousness. I throw the taco out of the hill, and GOG TOXIC runs after it. PsychoBucket controls the Hill!

[GOG TOXIC]

Can't argue with that

[FledgelingFenix]

Fire Phoenix117 turns into a phoenix and incenerates psychobucket. Phoenix controls the hill!

[Phenomenal]

Phenomenal grasps Fire Phoenix's ignited gold and scarlet plumage so he burns fiercely until he is reduced to ashes. Then when a new phoenix egg arises, reborn anew to live again, Phenomenal uses his 7-Wood to whack the scorching bird from the hill...

Phenomenal controls the hill!

[Master Debayter]

Master picks up a brick and throws in at Phenomenal's face. He gets knocked out. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[PsychoBucket]

PsychoBucket spawns a teleporter that is linked to a never ending teleporter loop. The teleporter is dropped on Master Debayter. PsychoBucket controls the Hill!

[Master Debayter]

Master throws a sticky and sticks himself in the loop. He commits suicide and respawns in 10 seconds. He spawns close to the hill, then shoots Psychobucket with a BR. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[PsychoBucket]

PsychoBucket steals all of Master Debayter's weapons, grenades, and equiptment, and then sends him back into the Teleporter loop. PsychoBucket controls the Hill.

[Master Debayter]

Master pauses the game and changes to Pink Team. He then runs to the hill and shoots Psychobucket with a BR again. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[Artifex]

Artifex spawns and calls in a care package on the hill that releases a toxic gas making Debayter fall unconscious underneath the care package. Master Debayter is then squished and has to wait for a 9001 hour respawn timer. Artifex controls the hill and got a nuke.

[FledgelingFenix]

Fire Phoenix117 calls in chuck norris and he simply round house kicked artifex in the face!! Fire Phoenix controls the hill!

[Artifex]

Fire Phoenix117 calls in chuck norris and he simply round house kicked artifex in the face!! Fire Phoenix controls the hill!

Artifex gets up out of the ditch Chuck Norris round house kicked him into and scares Fire Phoenix away from the hill with his horribly disfigured face. Artifex now controls the hell.. I mean hill.

[Sir Shazmanoid]

Sir Shazmanoid gets permission to share the hill with Artifex. :3: <3

[cory21]

Cory21 climbs into a Falcon by himself and locks it into position. He then climbs to the gunner turret and shoots both Artifex and Sir Shazmanoid. Cory21 tinkers with the gametype settings so the Falcon becomes the hill. Cory21 controls the hill.

[Phenomenal]

Phenomenal unleashes two missile pods and a laser on the falcon, then snipes cory21 in the face...

Phenomenal controls the hill!

[Zesty]

Zesty's steps in the game, everyone drops dead. What. Up.

Zesty runs the Hill now.

[InnerSandman13]

Sandman comes in and says, "We're playing D&D style now!"

Sandman against Zesty in Falcon.

HP; Sandman 12, Zesty 30.

Sandman pulls out a plasma launcher and fires at the Falcon. Break Armor Roll d20. Sandman rolls an 18. Now roll d10 for damage. 4 shots fired. The first roll is an eight. Multiplied by 4, Sandman gets 32 points of damage on the Falcon. Zesty is Dead. The hill spawns on a mongoose. Sandman grabs the mongoose and starts driving.

Sandman controls the hill.

[RightSideTheory]

Start > End Game > Are you sure? > Yes.

[Sir Shazmanoid]

Start > End Game > Are you sure? > Yes.

Unfortunately you were not leader, and only ended up leaving the game. You now must join back, but as expected, your points will be reset to 0. :-[

Sandman still controls the hill. (On his Mongoose of win! :grin:)

[cory21]

Unfortunately you were not leader, and only ended up leaving the game. You now must join back, but as expected, your points will be reset to 0. :-[

Sandman still controls the hill. (On his Mongoose of win! :grin:)
Actually no one has the hill now. (Read OP :))

[Artifex]

Actually no one has the hill now. (Read OP :))

Artifex punches cory21 in the face. Artifex now controls the hill.

[Zesty]

Zesty spawns a huge speaker, blasts some dubstep and the overwhelming bass renders Artifex immobile, then I proceed to "zest his lemon." Artifex is incapacitated. Then I create a dance floor right beneath the Hill and dances to the music.

Zesty runs the hill.

[Artifex]

Zesty spawns a huge speaker, blasts some dubstep and the overwhelming bass renders Artifex immobile, then I proceed to "zest his lemon." Artifex is incapacitated. Then I create a dance floor right beneath the Hill and dances to the music.

Zesty runs the hill.

RAWRWARWARWRRRR PRRIMMALLL TYLLARRRR UNLEASHEDDD! WILD TYLAR USES CASTRATION AND MAKES ZESTY A WIMMIN! HE FLEES FROM THE HILL.

Artifex now controls the hill with a mafia gang who are all happily dancing to Galih's left over dubstep.

[Zesty]

Zesty returns with MOAR BALLS and challenges Artifex and his mafia to a dance-off. Surprised at my legit asian breakdancing skills, they all wanted my autograph but I was all liek "Hell Naw" so I turned up the bass and they all blasted away, so I was all liek "What. Up. In da Hau5."

Zesty dances in the Hill.

[Artifex]

Tyler puts in ear plugs and then blasts Justin Beiber, scaring Galih out of the hill.

Artifex controls the hill.

[HLG Viper]

Theo lures Tyler off the hill with a Nietzche book that keeps him occupied for hours.

Theo has the hill.

[Master Debayter]

Master held down the fast forward button and ended his 9001 hour respawn time. He then runs to the hill and punches Viper in the face, knocking him out cold. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[Zesty]

Still hearing the blast of the (horrible) music coming from the Hill, he prepares himself yet again. He pulls out a remote and changes the music to house music, then uses the zesty lemon attack to render Master Debayter blind, cranks up the music yet again and makes him deaf too, then I kick him out of the hill.

Zesty dances in the Hill.

[l33tmeerkatslol]

l33tmeerkatslol runs to take control of the hill but stops when he hears the music. l33tmeerkatslol starts dancing in the hill also. The hill is contested by Zesty and l33tmeerkatslol.

[Sir Shazmanoid]

I also hear the music and begin dancing as well.

The hill is now a dance party. (And a Triple Kill waiting to happen for the first person who doesn't like music or dancing.)

[Jpec07]

I cannot hear the sound of the hill music, and so launch a rocket at the hill in the midst of the three dancing buffoons. It explodes, ending them and the music, which I hear from the iPod speaker set as it flies by to its destruction. Anyway, I arrive in the hill and throw my bubble shield, only to have the hill move to a random location on the map: conveniently close to where l33tmeerkatslol and Sir Shazmanoid have just spawned. I curse my bad luck.

[l33tmeerkatslol]

I run all the way across the map to find a BR while Shaz goes in the hill.
Shaz controls the hill.

[Sir Shazmanoid]

I sit down in the hill, confused as to how I control it.

[Jpec07]

I pat Shaz on the back to console him out of his confusion. Unfortunately, I'm thrown into the assassination animation, and wind up with a dead Shaz. I control the hill.

[l33tmeerkatslol]

After Jpec gives Shaz the backsmack, I out BR Jpec with the BR I picked up off of Vyctoriouz's dead body and I now control the hill.

[Jpec07]

As a ghost, I haunt the hill, and give the heebly-jeeblies to anyone who tries to control it. That means you, meerkats. Eventually (say, thirty seconds), you go insane and blow up the fusion coils nearby to commit suicide. I then respawn and control the hill.

[Master Debayter]

Master's eyes finally recover from the lemon juice squirted into them. He runs to the hill, jumps on Jpec's back, and stabs him in the neck. Master Debayter controls the hill, and the BR from the newly spawned body.

[GOG TOXIC]

I go in to monitor mode and drop a tank on debater which I then climb into. GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[Master Debayter]

Master uses his spartan strength to flip the tank over. He then rips Toxic out of the driver seat and beats him to death. Master Debayter controls the hill, with the tank as cover.

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC spawns a kill ball and rams it into debayter. He then surrounds the hill with 4 kill balls and reads the newspaper

GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[Jpec07]

Jpec07 respawns and begins a debayte with Master Debayter, and out-debaytes him. The shame causes him to kill himself. Jpec07 controls the hill from within the tank, and blows up GOG TOXIC with 90 millimeters of tungsten.

EDIT: Jpec07 waits for the hill to move, then picks up the instantly-respawning bubble shield from within the latest hill zone, and keeps deploying them as he controls the hill.

[RightSideTheory]

RST decides it's not worth it, and continues to let Jpec run the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC walks in with a gravity hammer and kills Jpec once he's inside the bubble shield.
GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[l33tmeerkatslol]

l33tmeerkatslol BXRs Toxic and uses his unlimited armor lock while in the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC walks in and contests the hill

[Master Debayter]

Master respawns back near the hill. He runs next to meerkat and uses his own armor lock to cancel out the unlimited. He then beats him down twice. Msster Debayter controls the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

Debayter never noticed me contesting the hill so I quietly assassinate him and control the hill

[Master Debayter]

Master respawns back with a jetpack. He flies over Toxic and shoots him in the head with the DMR until he dies. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[HLG Viper]

Viper's in the hill with invis and a sniper though, so while debayter flies around DMR'ing, viper fulls of a beautiful headshot and takes the hill

[pinohkio]

PInohkio drives a rocket hog with a gunner into the hill, he splatter viper and the gunner shoots the ground, exploding the evidence, whilst leaving pinohkio in the hill, unscathed.

[Master Debayter]

Master pulls out a spartan laser and charges the shot. Pinohkio turns around to see the thin red line blink in the center of his forehead right before the laser takes his head clean off. Master Debayter runs into the hill to take control.

[pinohkio]

pinohkio ricochets a Sniper round off of a nearby structure, which rips through Debayter's leg. Confused, Debater turns to see where the shot came from, only to see pinohkio's hologram. Debayter fires off the lazer at the hologram; still confused as pinohkio casually walks up behind him, and rips his scalp clean of with a sweet assassination; taking the hill, yet again.

[Master Debayter]

Master respawns back, angered. He looks around and finds a rocket launcher against a nearby rock. He jumps up from behind the rock and fires two shots into the hill, blowing up pinohkio and everything else still in it. Master lands down and controls the hill.

[RetsofNoraa]

RetsofNoraa holds his BR the wrong way as he charges the hill, lulling Master Debayter into a false sense of security as a knight assassinates him from behind with a rubber chicken. RetsofNoraa then runs backwards and pulls the trigger, killing the knight with the rubber chicken but also lowering his own shields as he gains control of the hill.

[pinohkio]

Pinohkio turns into a moniter, and picks up the hill, flying it into the colliseum, then, Pinohkio deltes the spawns that are in there, and puts a hard death barrier across the entrance, voiding all possible ways to enter. Then pinohkio places a one way shield door behind the death barrier, so nobody can get in, or shoot at him; and casually camps in a corner of the hill. After, of course, making it impossible to reach the death barrier to delete it, by increasing its length 5 fold.

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC spawns a new hill and causes the old one to move.
GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[Master Debayter]

Master gets up after being beat with a rubber chicken by a knight. He picks up the knight's sword and runs over to the hill. He jumps in the air and slashes through Toxic as he goes down. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

I turn into a zombie and devour you alive. Your life force however, makes me human again and I turn back to normal and control the hill

[Sgt Jackson CC]

Sgt Jackson CC shimmers out of active camo, hiding because of lack of motion sensors, and then sneeks up and assasinates GOG TOXIC

He Then burns the ashes and throws them off the cliff

Sgt Jackson CC controls the hill

[Phenomenal]

Phenomenal feels some ashes falling on his head after surviving a fall from the cliff. Searching for someone to unleash his anger on, he finds a hill and a man hiding off in the corner. He then strategically places multiple fusion coils around the hill in the form of a domino line, then punches the first one with all of his might. A massive explosion is set off, sending Sgt Jackson CC soaring off the cliff...

Phenomenal controls the hill!

[Master Debayter]

Master also turns into a zombie and devours your flesh. However, the life force only partially works, so he's still undead. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[Sgt Jackson CC]

Silly Master Debayter, zombies can't control hills! not until reach anyway!

Sgt Jackson CC whips out the Banhammer on him for hacking

Sgt Jackson CC places hill on a warthog and starts driving round after placing bubble shield round the warthog,
Sgt Jackson CC controls the hill

[Master Debayter]

Master unbans himself with super hax then waits for the warthog to drive by him. He pretends to try to get splattered by the warthog but then throws a power drain to stop it. He jacks the warthog and splatters its former driver when it starts going again. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[RightSideTheory]

RightSideTheory casually walks in, stabs Master Debaytor in the neck, and sits down to make some tea.

RightSideTheory controls the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC poisons the tea. RST dies. GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[DIRT JOCKEY]

Dirt Jockey enters Monitor Mode, deletes the current hill and spawns a new one under his feet!
Dirt Jockey controls the hill.

[Master Debayter]

Master snipes DIRT JOCKEY and runs into the hill. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[Cerity Insighed]

Kuroda picks up the camo, and proceeds to assassinate Debayter. Rorak Kuroda controls the hill.

[RightSideTheory]

RST strangles Rorak Kuroda with his iron hard thighs. RST controls the hill.

[Artifex]

RST strangles Rorak Kuroda with his iron hard thighs. RST controls the hill.

Artifex comes up behind RightSideTheory and yells, "SURPRISE BUTT SEX!" RST was sent to a hospital to recover from trauma. Artifex controls the hill.

[HLG FlashPoint]

Artifex comes up behind RightSideTheory and yells, "SURPRISE BUTT SEX!" RST was sent to a hospital to recover from trauma. Artifex controls the hill.
IxFlashPointxI uses the spell card "Card Master" to increase his attack 10 fold. IxFlashPointxI Then uses card throw to shuffle his hand for razor cards to throw at Artifex. Artifex loses over 9000 Life Points.
Activates trap card "If anyone steps in here a spikes goes up your ass!". The effect of said Trap Card makes it so no one may step into the hill for 10 posts.

[GOG TOXIC]

I use a jet pack and drop on top of you causing the spikes to go up your ass.
GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[RightSideTheory]

RST Bashes GOG's head in against his mighty eight pack.


RST controls the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC gives his headset to his brother. The annoying voice makes RST kill himself in frustration.
GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[Jpec07]

Jpec07 hacks the hill point such that it creates a room around him that is completely impenetrable by any means at all (including teleportation), and that makes him completely impervious to any type of damage he might incur. This room is only big enough for him, and keeps him nourished and relieved at all times, and moves with the hill. The room also kills anyone who comes close enough to try to do anything to it, regardless of any state they might be in. Therefore, Jpec07 controls the hill.

[Artifex]

Jpec07 hacks the hill point such that it creates a room around him that is completely impenetrable by any means at all (including teleportation), and that makes him completely impervious to any type of damage he might incur. This room is only big enough for him, and keeps him nourished and relieved at all times, and moves with the hill. The room also kills anyone who comes close enough to try to do anything to it, regardless of any state they might be in. Therefore, Jpec07 controls the hill.

Artifex kicked Jpec off the hill while he continued to go on forever about why he owns the hill without noticing he'd been kicked off. Artifex now controls the hill.

[Zesty]

Zesty pulls out a computer and plays FOAR EVERYWHUN FROM BOXXY. Tyler couldn't resist, and goes out of the hill and proceeds to fap to Boxxy. The ammo he shot off hits the computer and electrocutes him.

Zesty controls the hill

[Master Debayter]

Master charges into the hill with an energy sword and slashes Zesty to the ground with a wound to the heart. He bleeds out. Master Debayter controls the hill.

[Phenomenal]

Phenomenal storms into the hill, unleashing a bubble shield in its center. Glaring at his so-called next victim, Master Debayter charges into the bubble shield unaware of Phenomenal's shotgun. One bulltrue later, Phenomenal inspects his surroundings, and when he realizes that it's clear, he sits and reads a nice book...

Phenomenal controls the hill!

[Artifex]

Phenomenal storms into the hill, unleashing a bubble shield in its center. Glaring at his so-called next victim, Master Debayter charges into the bubble shield unaware of Phenomenal's shotgun. One bulltrue later, Phenomenal inspects his surroundings, and when he realizes that it's clear, he sits and reads a nice book...

Phenomenal controls the hill!

Suddenly, monkeys! THOUSANDS OF THEM!

And then Artifex controlled the hill.

[RetsofNoraa]

RetsofNoraa uses incendiary grenades to set fire to the monkeys, making gleefully sure to double tap as he approaches Artifex casually.

"We meet at last, Artifex." He says, his far-from-masculine voice betraying his sinister intent. He lets one last pistol round puncture a monkey's cranium. "As you are the current leader, I feel that you have a duty to yourself to listen to my evil speech on how I'm most definitely going to usurp you from your metaphorical throne. Let's start from the very beginning - which, might I add, is a very good place to start - and talk about belly button lint..."

Five hours later, Artifex has died from the sheer boredom of listening to RetsofNoraa's speech. RetsofNoraa gains the hill: victorious, yet slightly ashamed of his lack of interpersonal skills.

[Sotha Sil156]

Suddenly, monkeys! THOUSANDS OF THEM!

And then Artifex controlled the hill.

Sotha uses her Subspace Monkey BarrelTM to rid the hill of all monkey-like beings, including Artifex.

Sotha controls the hill.

[Sgt Jackson CC]

Sgt Jackson CC Transports the hill 10,000 years into the future, a place where nuclear wars over the last precious materials have left the Earth ravaged by sickness and radiation. Few humans are left-the ones that are alive are horribly disfigured and don't trust anybody. The humans are scattered across the Earth and only care about their personal belongings. The is no clean water and no electricity anymore.

After finding a reasonable spot to hide Sgt Jackson CC spawns the hill there and begins to erect a fortress around it. He then hires all the Humans to protect it from the BEASTS OF XFORGERY, and makes sure each human gets what they want so theres no mutiny.

Sgt Jackson CC controls the hill.






p.s. (i should write a story like that using people from XF)

[pinohkio]

Pinohkio sticks his member into a light socket, thereby propelling himself through time, he tricks the defenses, because unbeknowced to them, pinohkio is originally from ForgeHub(Gasp). He then procedes to push Sgt Jackson CC into a radiotion filled lake, and removes his own time key.
Pinohkio controlls the hill.

[Octopocalypse]

*goomba stomps

Pirates kuhntrollz the hill

[Sir Shazmanoid]

[1:22:59 PM] Sir-Shazmanoid: Wood.
[1:23:17 PM] Hollywood: oheythar
[1:23:19 PM] Sir-Shazmanoid: Ohai!
[1:23:26 PM] Sir-Shazmanoid: Can I haz control the hill wif you? 0_o
Either you let me control it with you or I Mongoose splatter you out. (devil)
[1:24:38 PM] Hollywood: fien
[1:24:42 PM] Sir-Shazmanoid: WOOT!
[1:24:47 PM] Sir-Shazmanoid: What should I bring?
[1:24:48 PM] Hollywood: jayWOOT
[1:25:18 PM] Hollywood: mongoose, plasma cannon, grenade launcher, rockets, and fuel rod
[1:25:22 PM] Sir-Shazmanoid: KK

Pirates AND Shazmanoid control the hill. With a Mongoose, a Plasma Cannon, a Grenade Launcher... oh you know the rest.

[GOG TOXIC]

I grab a custom powerup, become invincible, and drive a tank towards you. The sheer terror of an invincible tanks makes you submit to my will becoming personal servants, who I shoot when I get bored.
GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[Phenomenal]

However, GOG TOXIC never realized that Phenomenal was sleeping inside of the tank already, and wakes up the exceptionally light sleeper. Cranky from the rude awakening, Phenomenal destroys the tank killing GOG TOXIC and no scopes the so-called servants. In this way, he can finally get his 8 hours...

Phenomenal controls the hill!

[pinohkio]

Pinohkio gives phenomenal pink eye whilst he sleeps. When he's off to the doctor; pinohkio controls the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC grabs two submachine guns and empties both clips into your now lifeless body. He then kicks the body a few times and rolls it off a cliff.
GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[Sir Shazmanoid]

While GOG TOXIC is busy reloading two Submachine guns, I easily come in and shoot him once in the head with a Magnum.

That's why we CONSERVE ammo Mr. Toxic. :grin: Sir Shazmanoid controls the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

Silly Shazmanzoid. Head shots are disabled. Your magnum shot failed to harm me and I have time to reload my SMG's. This time I only empty half of each clip.
GOG TOXIC still controlls the hill

[l33tmeerkatslol]

I ban Shaz for modding his pistol to instant kill and then fly into the hill.

Edit: SHIT

[GOG TOXIC]

I ban Shaz for modding his pistol to instant kill and then fly into the hill.

Edit: SHIT

Wrong person meerkats. I kill you as well while you are unaware of my still being in the hill
GOG TOXIC still controls the hill

[DIRT JOCKEY]

Since Sir Shazmanoid is concerned with saving ammo, DIRT JOCKEY complies and slings a rock with pin point accuracy hitting Shaz square between the eyes. Shaz is not dead but is suffering from a very painful headache. DIRT JOCKEY picks up GOG's two submachine guns, Shazmanoids extra ammo and drives over both of them with Null Parameters pet tank.

DIRT JOCKEY controls the hill

[GOG TOXIC]

Since Sir Shazmanoid is concerned with saving ammo, DIRT JOCKEY complies and slings a rock with pin point accuracy hitting Shaz square between the eyes. Shaz is not dead but is suffering from a very painful headache. DIRT JOCKEY picks up GOG's two submachine guns, Shazmanoids extra ammo and drives over both of them with Null Parameters pet tank.

DIRT JOCKEY controls the hill

Shaz is already dead and I am still alive which means you picked up two fake SMG's which don't actually work and I empty a clip into you as well.

GOG TOXIC STILL controls the hill

[DIRT JOCKEY]

DIRT JOCKEY pouts, GOG toxic still controls the hill

[pinohkio]

pinohkio is a firin his lazor into GOG toxic; then casually takes the hill.

[cory21]

4
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Hill Moved.
Cory21 controls the hill.

[HLG FlashPoint]

4
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Hill Moved.
Cory21 controls the hill.
I hire some british kid to go call you a hobknocker. I then use jetpack and burn your face while your destruction. Yes I sat on your face with my ass while thrusting. Lol.

[cory21]

While you were jetpacking, I was actually in Armor Lock. Once the Armor Lock expired, I assassinated you and retook the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

Hologram time. You run after the hologram while I quitely assassinate you.
GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[Phenomenal]

Phenomenal quietly steps into the hill amidst GOG TOXIC's enjoyment of seeing his hologram tactics succeed. Even before the loud, scary man states, "Hill contested," Phenomenal unleashes his newly-acquired assassination method before GOG TOXIC can turn around...

Phenomenal controls the hill!

[DIRT JOCKEY]

DIRT JOCKEY jacks Phenomenal's pet Ghost kicking him to the ground.
http://www.xforgery.com/forum/images/pets/pet8192.png

As Phenomenal gathers his bearings he sees DIRT JOCKEY flying towards him full throttle in his stolen ride, acting quickly, Phenomenal jumps into the air and does a double backflip barrel roll in an attempt to sneakily assassinate the speeding thief. DIRT JOCKEY laughs as he slows his ride just in time to see Phenomenal fall to the ground face first in a botched attempt for revenge. DIRT JOCKEY quickly accelerates and splatters Phenomenals face all over the Covenant grill- what a mess.

DIRT JOCKEY controls the hill, and Phenomenal's Ghost

[InnerSandman13]

Sandman, being buried underneath the hill this whole time, and gaining points, wakes up from his deep sleep. He is irritated by the ghost above. He pops his hand up and grabs the ghost's tail. He then pulls it underground. It is unknown what happens in the next few seconds, but soon a small purple cube is spat up from the hole. Dirt Jockey is sent flying into the air, and Sandman goes after him. Sandman then summons up all of his dino power and punches Dirt's head off. Sandman still controls the hill. He pulls out a camping set and starts camping with his sniper at hand.

[RetsofNoraa]

RetsofNoraa aims his SpLazer carefully, and the resulting blast goes right down the barrel of InnerSandman's sniper rifle, ballooning and splitting it like a large, metal banana peel; shards of the metal pass through his body and kill him almost instantly...but not instantly enough to avoid pain being the last thing he feels.

"Wow, that was really depressing," RetsofNoraa mumbles, pondering the dark turn the battle has taken. "Can't we make it funnier?" With that, he runs to the hill (gaining control), picks up the lifeless corpse of InnerSandman, and plays with it like a large doll.

"How are we today?" RetsofNoraa says loudly. "I don't know." He says again out of the corner of his mouth. "One minute I'm camping on the hill, and the next you're telling my gun a funny story. I didn't do that! Then how did you split it's sides?"

Off in the distance, a rimshot is heard. In disgust, RetsofNoraa throws the dead body out of the hill. "What a terrible joke!"

[GOG TOXIC]

Sos I wuz likez killzin sums n0obs whenz outz of nowehrez dis fag inz elitez armorz jumpedz outz andz shotz me withz a needler andz... This goes on for a while until RetsofNoraa kills himself due to his inability to listen to the poor grammar being shoved at him by a voice recording of a 10 year old halo player.

GOG TOXIC then smashes the tape recorder against a rock so that he doesn't have to listen to it and casually strolls into the hill.

[RetsofNoraa]

"Now, that there was just unnecessary."

GOG TOXIC turns around, weapon at the ready, only to be confronted by a plain-looking man wearing glasses and a white t-shirt. "Whatever happened to 'please' and 'thank you'? You kids and your video games." GOG plays another tape of 10-year-old dumbasses, but the strange man simply shakes his head. "Mother o' God, it's all toilet sounds!"

GOG TOXIC tilts his head slightly, in inquiry.

"I'm Hank Hill." says Hank. "I sell propane and propane accessories."

Excited to meet the King of the Hill, GOG allows Hank to control the hill, and runs away giddy with an autograph and a rusty propane valve.

RetsofNoraa grins as he removes his Hank Hill mask. "Excellent..."

[Artifex]

"Now, that there was just unnecessary."

GOG TOXIC turns around, weapon at the ready, only to be confronted by a plain-looking man wearing glasses and a white t-shirt. "Whatever happened to 'please' and 'thank you'? You kids and your video games." GOG plays another tape of 10-year-old dumbasses, but the strange man simply shakes his head. "Mother o' God, it's all toilet sounds!"

GOG TOXIC tilts his head slightly, in inquiry.

"I'm Hank Hill." says Hank. "I sell propane and propane accessories."

Excited to meet the King of the Hill, GOG allows Hank to control the hill, and runs away giddy with an autograph and a rusty propane valve.

RetsofNoraa grins as he removes his Hank Hill mask. "Excellent..."

Artifex cuts out RetsofNoraa's tongue. Everyone cheers. Artifex now controls the hill.

[cory21]

While Artifex is celebrating with his fans, cory21 pulls out an RPG and blows Artifex out of the hill. Cory21 controls the hill.

[RetsofNoraa]

"War-ara-a-rar-arw-ar-awar-wawa."

Being unable to give a witty comeback due to lack of tongue, RetsofNoraa just shoots Cory21 and sulks on his controlled hill.

[Phenomenal]

Without a tongue, RetsofNoraa can only gag at the charging Phenomenal who slices him in half...

Phenomenal controls the hill!

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC pulls out a sniper rifle, calculates wind speed and direction and puts a shot right through phenomenals head. GOG TOXIC controls the hill

[InnerSandman13]

Sandman places a radio on GOG's head. GOG asks, "The fuck?" Sandman presses a remote and the radio starts playing the Six Flags theme song. GOG then says, "Aw sh-," and the Six Flags Bus runs him over. Sandman then hops on top of the bus. The bus is now the hill. Sandman controls the hill with an army of flying turrets and an army of pedobears on the ground.

[GOG TOXIC]

I hire the IRA to provide a distraction and while your army of turrets and pedobears is distracted by the IRA me and my striketeam blow the bus up with Rocket Launchers, killing Innersandman in the proccess. The hill is now protected by the IRA, my custom striketeam, and what is left of your flying turrets and pedobears.
GOG TOXIC controlls the hill

[cory21]

Cory21 hires an army of angry citizens, 3 groups of Snipers, AA turrets, and a ninja. The angry citizens chase the IRA away with torches and pitchforks, the Snipers take out your Pedobears and Custom Striketeam, and the AA turrets neutralize your Flying Turrets. Seconds after all this happens, the ninja sneaks up and assassinates you.

Cory21 controls the hill.

[InnerSandman13]

The hill moves onto a small island only accessible by one bridge. Sandman hurriedly creates an impenetrable base unless by the bridge. Sandman then summons the finest trolls in the world and tells them to hide under the bridge and troll anyone that crosses the bridge. Cory tries to cross the bridge and defeat the trolls, but he only reaches the 2nd troll before killing himself. There are 50 trolls. Sandman controls the Hill.

[Phenomenal]

InnerSandman13 never realized that he had placed Phenomenal, who was disguised as a troll at the time, under the bridge as the 50th troll. When all seems clear, Phenomenal jumps out from under the bridge and shotguns InnerSandman13 in both legs, then tosses his wounded body into the water for him to drown...

Phenomenal controls the hill!

[InnerSandman13]

Sandman pulls out a grappling gun and shoots Phenomenal in the leg and pulls him into the river. The two proceed to punch and kick each other in an epic underwater battle. However, both run out of Oxygen and swim back up to the surface.

Sandman says, "Truce?"

Phenomenal replies, "Truce."

Team Crazy King of the Hill.

Both Sandman and Phenomenal are on the pink team and swim back to the hill. Sandman and Phenomenal control the hill.

[pinohkio]

pinohkio remembers the settings are: betrayal booting: no. So he cleverly changes to pink, procedes to betray sandman and phenom, and then takes the hill himself after changing back to the orange team.

[Vandal]

Jesus decends to the hill from above. Everyone loses.

[Sir Shazmanoid]

I ask Jesus to kindly move out of the hill and he does. Sir Shazmanoid controls the hill.

[InnerSandman13]

Sandman realizes that he and Phenom need more than just two people to win. Sandman kindly asks Sir Shazmanoid to join their team. Pink Team and Shaz are debating over the hill.

[Sir Shazmanoid]

Sir Shazmanoid considers joining Sandman and Phenom, but can't help but recall when Zesty, Meerkats and he controlled the hill together, and how they just ended up on the wrong side of a triple kill...

However Sir Shazmanoid shakes those thoughts out of his head and decided to join Sandman and Phenom.

Shaz, Sandman, and Phenom control the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC pulls out a rocket launcher, looks down the sights and sees three idiots shaking hands. He fires one rocket at the group and scores a three for one.
TRIPLE KILL!
GOG TOXIC controls the hills

[Skittlemeister]

GOG TOXIC pulls out a rocket launcher, looks down the sights and sees three idiots shaking hands. He fires one rocket at the group and scores a three for one.
TRIPLE KILL!
GOG TOXIC controls the hills
Skittlemeister controls the hills.

All precautions were taken.

[InnerSandman13]

Sandman, Shaz and Phenom look from a distance as Skittles takes the bait of the fake hills. Meanwhile the three enter their impenetrable fortress. Sandman, Shaz and Phenom still control the hill.

[PsychoBucket]

PsychoBucket traps Sandman, Shaz and Phenom in their impenetrable fortress. Hill Moved. PsychoBucket controls the hill.

[Hadokenchild]

Hadokenchild charges the hill...PsychoBucket still controls the hill.

Hadoken gets owned count - 1

[InnerSandman13]

Sandman, Shaz and Phenom enter a teleporter in their base, and they spawn right behind Psycho. The three of them then pull an epic assassination on Psycho. Pink team controls the hill.

[Drizzt]

Drizzt pulls out a harpoon gun and spears Sandman, Shaz, and Phenom against a nearby solid object. He then attaches two wires charged with 1 million volts to the harpoon. He then pours gasoline over their bodies and burns them with a flamethrower. He then takes the hill marker into a deep-level fallout shelter a couple thousand miles below the surface of the Earth. Drizzt controls the hill.

[InnerSandman13]

Pink team respawns in the shelter and kills Drizzt. Pink Team controls the hill.

[Drizzt]

Upon Drizzt's death a 100 megaton nuclear bomb wipes out the shelter, pink team, and the hill. Drizzt respawns in the "Garden of the Second Sun" in the center of the Earth. The hill respawns there too. Drizzt eliminates all of the respawn zones and points in the "Garden of the Second Sun". There aren't any more ways to enter the area where the hill is. (Unless you have read the book Freefall). Drizzt controls the hill.

[Sir Shazmanoid]

Upon Drizzt's death a 100 megaton nuclear bomb wipes out the shelter, pink team, and the hill. Drizzt respawns in the "Garden of the Second Sun" in the center of the Earth. The hill respawns there too. Drizzt eliminates all of the respawn zones and points in the "Garden of the Second Sun". There aren't any more ways to enter the area where the hill is. (Unless you have read the book Freefall). Drizzt controls the hill.

There WOULDN'T be any more ways to enter, if this weren't a Forum Game where anything goes! :P The hill only stays down in the "Garden of the Second Sun" for a little longer before moving right to the middle of a completely barren main Sandbox level, where Pink team conveniently respawned once again.

Shaz, Phenom, and Sandman (Pink team.) control the hill.

[InnerSandman13]

Pink team dives into the pore and reaches the Garden of the Second Sun and kills Drizzt. They then carry the hill back up to the surface. Pink team controls the hill.

[Drizzt]

After respawning in the Colony, Drizzt recruits the limiters and makes them invulnerable to anything. Then brings them to the surface and takes them to a teleporter relay, opening up a portal in the sandbox level. Drizzt and his Limiters proceed to kill Pink Team and take over the hill. They then set the settings of the hill so it can't move or be moved, but not before teloporting to Forgeworld. They then acquire multiple Forerunner monitors. The moniters build a infinite space mechanism within the colloseum after having cleverly disguising it. More limiters are recruited and teleported into the colloseum. A base is created by the now loyal monitors. The base has multiple factories creating vehicles, weapons, and AI's. Drizzt also asks the Pink Team to join him. Drizzt controls the hill, but is willing to share it with Pink Team if he becomes a part of it.

[InnerSandman13]

Pink team looks over the contract several times and soon, they agree to Drizzt's terms. Pink Team Controls the hill.

[Sotha Sil156]

Pink team respawns in the shelter and kills Drizzt. Pink Team controls the hill.

Am I on Pink Team?

[InnerSandman13]

Am I on Pink Team?
Yes. Yes you are.

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC changes to pink team and brings his many points with him

[InnerSandman13]

GOG TOXIC changes to pink team and brings his many points with him
Pink team welcomes comrade GOG and his points.

[FledgelingFenix]

Fire Phoenix117 says fuck the pink team and goes orange. He takes all the points wioth him and gets Harold to eat the pink team Icontrol the hill.
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/9819/original/Bunchie_by_cantthinkofanameARGH.gif

[GOG TOXIC]

What points. Orange team has no points and when Pink team assaults the hill again Fire Pheonix and Harold are nothing more than bloody corpses

[FledgelingFenix]

As i said "i took my points with me"
Fire Phoenix117 respawns and cries over the loss of harold.='(
A huge rush of anger enrages the phoenix and he takes out a spiked bat, plowingGOG Toxic into the ground. Phoenix takes the hill.

[InnerSandman13]

Pink team, enraged by GOG's death, summoned all of their power and obliterated Fire Pheonix. Pink team controls the hill.

[FledgelingFenix]

Fire Phoenix is reborn from his ashes and comes back and summons his new pet JEEF to the field there were no survivors.
http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/110/1109806/halo-reach-20100803092958467_640w.jpg (http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/14276699/halo-reach/images/halo-reach-20100803092958467.html?page=mediaFull)

Fire phoenix117 controls the hill!!

[cory21]

Cory21 flies over the battle field with a Longsword and Carpet Bombs the hill.

Cory21 controls the hill.

[Drizzt]

Pink team goes back in time and kills Fire Pheonix, Cory, and Harold before they attack. Pink team controls the hill.

[Sir Shazmanoid]

It's kay guiz Harold's still alive. He can help us control teh hillz.

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[Skittlemeister]

Skittlemeister rapes everyone with his robot and then kills them all and then locks Heaven from the outside.

Skittlemeister controls the HNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHH

[Drizzt]

Pink team has god unlock the door and then smite Skittlemaster and his robot. Pink team then inhabits their old bodies and get plastic surgery so they look normal again. Pink team moves into the hill. Pink team controls the hill.

[Skittlemeister]

Pink team has god unlock the door and then smite Skittlemaster and his robot. Pink team then inhabits their old bodies and get plastic surgery so they look normal again. Pink team moves into the hill. Pink team controls the hill.
Pfft, Drizzt. Wulfgar uses Aegis Fang to knock out God while Catti-Brie slices Pink Team with Cutter, and Regis controls the survivors to jump off the cliff.

Skittlemeister and CostlyAxis control the Hill.

[Drizzt]

Pink Team respawns in their base with their limiters, and launches a inter-dimensional nuke at Skittlemeister, CostlyAxis, and the hill. The hill respawns in the base of Pink Team, and they proceed to change the settings so the hill can't move or be moved. They then make the respawn points for pink team only, and remove any way for anyone other than Pink Team to enter their base. They then change the game settings so betrayal booting is on and that you can only change your team once. Pink team controls the hill.

[PsychoBucket]

PsychoBucket turns on forge editing and switches the game to FFA KOTH. The previous Pink team notices that their aim turns red. Confused, they start to kill each other. When PsychoBucket deletes a hole in the wall he finds all of the previous pink team dead. PsychoBucket.

[Drizzt]

Drizzt respawns and goes to the gametype editor, and turns team KOTH back on. He then kills Psycobucket. Pink Team regroups and have the monitors repair the wall. They then glitch the wall to where it can't be deleted. Pink Team controls the hill.

[cory21]

Cory21 respawns and hires an army of zombies to attack and take over Pink Team's hill by jumping over their wall. They jump over the wall (because they're really swift and stuff) and kill Pink Team from the inside. They open up a teleporter that cory21 goes through. Once he goes through it he
spawns a killball over the teleporter so no one else can use it.

Cory21 controls the hill with an army of zombies and a big wall.

[DIRT JOCKEY]

DIRT JOCKEY hax and calls in an AC-130.
DIRT JOCKEY now controls the hill.

[Drizzt]

Pink team tells their monitors to built a cage around dirt jockey, and then to toss him off the cliff into the forgeworld ocean. Pink team controls the hill.

[DIRT JOCKEY]

Of all the objects you could have used, pink team builds a cage out of floating objects! DIRT JOCKEY is on a boat!
While floating around, DIRT JOCKEY ponders for a while, he wonders why this hill is so important in the first place. He begins to see the finer things in life, he pulls a string from his shirt, a bar from his cage and the Hammer from his handy Magnum. DIRT JOCKEY fashions a Fishing Pole and casts away.

After about an hour DIRT JOCKEY catches a fish, one mammoth Fish that sort of looks like a Tuna. Laughing hysterically he mounts the fish to the end of a RPG and aims high. The Rocket Fish soars across the sky leaving a colorful trail of Potassium Nitrate Smoke and Fins, exploding prematurely over the hill. Pink Team is showered with debris, blood and fish parts.
DIRT JOCKEY laughs,
Pink Team still controls the hill.

[Drizzt]

Pink Team asks if Dirt Jockey would like to join Pink Team as their fisherman. Pink Team controls the hill.

[Sgt Jackson CC]

Sgt Jackson CC becomes the juggernaught and slaughters pink team. he then decapitates the corpses and hangs the heads on his newly built base living room wall. in the celler (which is reinforced with steel, concrete, and hunters shield metal, is the hill. Sgt Jackson CC arms himself with a sniper and a shotty, and sits in the corner of the hill in the celler

Sgt Jackson CC controls the hill

[Skittlemeister]

Sgt Jackson CC controls the hill.

No efforts were made.

[PsychoBucket]

PsychoBucket walks into the Hill. Sgt Jackson CC runs out of the hill on fire. PsychoBucket controls the hill

[Drizzt]

Pink Team walks into the hill. They encounter a Psycobucket. A battle occurs. Each member of Pink Team uses a master ball. Psycobucket is captured! Psycobucket's stat have been added to the forge-dex. Pink Team controls the hill.

[PsychoBucket]

Since 6 master balls were thrown and only one was used to catch PsychoBucket, 5 members of the pink team were also caught in Master Balls. PsychoBucket breaks out of the master ball and kills the remaining member of the Pink team. PsychoBucket then permanently seals the remaining Masterballs and hides them where no one will ever find them. PsychoBucket controls the hill.

[Drizzt]

Drizzt respawns. He then scans for each master ball. He finds his five missing team mates. Pink team is now together again. They then surprise Psycobucket and tie him to a log. They then take him to a nearby volcano and toss him into it. Pink team controls the hill, but they will allow Psycobucket to share the hill with them if he joins Pink Team.

[Skittlemeister]

Skittlemeister switches Gametypes.

New VIP.

[PsychoBucket]

PsychoBucket switches it back to KOTH

PsychoBucket accepts Drizzt's offer. Since the pink team was full Drizzt's is automatically changed to the green team and is stuck there for the next 48 hours. The pink team unties PsychoBucket and goes after Drizzt. After the battle only PsychoBucket and one other member of the pink team remain. PsychoBucket switches back to a neutral team, kills the last member of the pink team, and takes the hill.

[Skittlemeister]

PsychoBucket switches it back to KOTH

PsychoBucket accepts Drizzt's offer. Since the pink team was full Drizzt's is automatically changed to the green team and is stuck there for the next 48 hours. The pink team unties PsychoBucket and goes after Drizzt. After the battle only PsychoBucket and one other member of the pink team remain. PsychoBucket switches back to a neutral team, kills the last member of the pink team, and takes the hill.
PsychoBucket wasn't PartyLeader.

Gametype still VIP.

[PsychoBucket]

Skittlemeister wasn't PartyLeader either

Gametype still KOTH

[Skittlemeister]

Skittlemeister wasn't PartyLeader either

Gametype still KOTH
PartyLeader changed gametype to VIP.

Gametype now VIP.

Game is locked.

PsychoBucket has been removed from the Party by the PartyLeader

[GOG TOXIC]

Pink teams respawns and takes control of the hill. After sending the rest of the world into a nuclear winter there is no one left to oppose them.

[Skittlemeister]

Pink teams respawns and takes control of the hill. After sending the rest of the world into a nuclear winter there is no one left to oppose them.
Wait, what?!

[PsychoBucket]

The party leader realizes that he is ruining KOTH, so he undoes everything that just happened.

PsychoBucket Controls the hill

[Skittlemeister]

The party leader realizes that he is ruining KOTH, so he undoes everything that just happened.

PsychoBucket Controls the hill
I'm Awesome.

I control the hill.

[GOG TOXIC]

GOG TOXIC makes the party leader redo everything that just happened. Pink team controls the hill

[PsychoBucket]

PsychoBucket teaches GOG TOXIC to refresh the page before posting. The Pink team then gladly gives the hill to PsychoBucket.

[Skittlemeister]

PsychoBucket teaches GOG TOXIC to refresh the page before posting. The Pink team then gladly gives the hill to PsychoBucket.
Skittlemeister teaches PsychoBucket to refresh the page. The everybody then gladly gives the hill to charity.

[PsychoBucket]

PsychoBucket buys the hill. The charity needs money more than they need a hill.

[Drizzt]

Drizzt and the Pink Team respawn. Drizzt switches teams and goes back to Pink Team. Drizzt then becomes the party leader. He boots Psycobucket and sets the game to invite only, and then makes the game anti-Psycobucket ip, meaning anytime Psycobucket or anyone using his ip joins the game they're automatically booted. Pink Team controls the hill.

edit: my bad, didn't refresh

[PsychoBucket]

PsychoBucket gets a new IP, and someone from the game invites him to the game.

PsychoBucket sends a million flying zeros to kill the pink team. PsychoBucket controls the hill.

[Skittlemeister]

Edit: Edit.

Skittlemeister hits Ctrl+Z. The hill has been deleted.

Skittlemeister then deletes system32.exe.

[PsychoBucket]

Skittlemeister made it so he couldnt play?

The hill respawns

PsychoBucket controls the hill.

[Drizzt]

Pink Team goes into the future to play Halo : Reach KOTH, and invites everyone but Skittlemaster to the game. They set the game to invite only. The game resumes in Halo : Reach. Pink Team controls the hill.

[PsychoBucket]

Pink teams finds out that there is no pink team in Halo Reach, so none of them are on teams anymore. During the confusion PsychoBucket kill them all and takes the hill.

[Skittlemeister]

The name's Skittlemeister. He bought a new computer and joined the game.

Rocket Launcher takes everyone out and Skittlemeister moves in and sets up infitripmines around it, then hacks in an infibubbleshield.

[Drizzt]

An update goes online that makes it so pink team is in Halo : Reach. Pink Team regroups and kills Skittlemeister. They then get Bungie to ban Skittlemeister and delete his mods and trip mines. Pink Team controls the hill.

[PsychoBucket]

PsychoBucket Teaches Drizzt to refresh the page before posting instead of editing his post. Pink team happily gives the hill to PsychoBucket.

[Skittlemeister]

PsychoBucket Teaches Drizzt to refresh the page before posting instead of editing his post. Pink team happily gives the hill to PsychoBucket.
Skittlemeister joins PsychoBucket's team. They both control the hill.

[Drizzt]

Psycobucket and Skittlemaster get heart attacks do to their happiness. Pink Team moves in. Pink Team controls the hill.

[Skittlemeister]

Psycobucket and Skittlemaster get heart attacks do to their happiness. Pink Team moves in. Pink Team controls the hill.
Skittlemeister uses Spell Check. Skittlemeister and PsychoBucket control the hill.

[Drizzt]

Pink team luanches a nuke at the hill. Pink team then uses bio suits. Pink team controls the hill.

[Skittlemeister]

Pink team luanches a nuke at the hill. Pink team then uses bio suits. Pink team controls the hill.
Nuclear "luanch" ineffective as Skittlemeister has everysinglenuclearcode EVER.

[Drizzt]

Pink Team joins Skittlemeister and Psycobucket team, but keeps the name Pink Team, unless wanted otherwise.

[Skittlemeister]

Pink Team joins Skittlemeister and Psycobucket team, but keeps the name Pink Team, unless wanted otherwise.
Drizzt removed from the party by the PartyLeader. Game is then locked.

[Drizzt]

The party leader's house has a power outage, ending the game. Drizzt starts the game again and joins up with pink team. Pink Team controls the hill.

[pinohkio]

pinohkio snipes out all of pink team with an incredibly lucky ricochet.
pinohkio controls the hill.

[Skittlemeister]

Skittlemeister knifes pinokhio with Commando Pro and proceeds to control the hill some more.

Score is 1,000,000,000,000,000,999 to 14.